tentacles and diamonds are a girl's best friend

secret account 🥹✨I have no idea what I'm gonna put here yet other than things that make me go burr I am 18 blocking ageless and ai

[thevampirepupper]

Are you depressed or do you just need someone else to make you cum?

[thevampirepupper]

Med play x pet play should be, in theory, vet play

Anyone want to, uh, take me to the vets and get me a booster shot?

[thevampirepupper]

New fantasy unlocked so guess who's hearing about it 😈

You started working as a waitress in a strip club by the coast, one of those places that brought in a lot of stag dos and had a lot of tacky themed nights. You initially wanted to be a dancer because that was where all the money was really coming in, but you were better suited on the floor and could be grabbed while not spilling a tray of drinks; that type of thing takes talent.

After a few weeks of being there, the floor manager finds you after you get changed and directs you into a room you had never seen or been in before, explaining that this was the other half of the floor girls job and it was already in your contract. Inside was disgusting, the walls were unfinished like the rest of the club and had obvious water damage with cans of seltzer and red bull crushed and shoved in corners along with tissues from the singular box beside a bed pillow on the floor. On the wall was a hole and above it, written in Sharpie, was ' no teeth allowed' with a smiley face dotted under it.

You looked back to argue but he wasn't going to hear it, shoving you in and locking the door. Something finally clicked into why the club was so popular.

You waited around for a few minutes, trying to get a grasp on your situation, when someone pushed their cock through the hole in the wall. Your first client and you didn't know what to do. The obvious and safest route was to get him off with your mouth but the sign was so ominous, were you not supposed to put your mouth on him? Or was it just not to bite? You didn't seem to have anyone to answer the question for you so you went for the easier option and got off your hot pants and underwear, getting on your hands and knees (using the pillow provided) and slot him into your pussy.

You could hear the shock coming from the other side of the wall as you rocked your hips back, clearly not expecting you but it being more than welcome for how he twitched inside you. He came inside you before you even realised he was close and you immediately pulled off the wipe off the strangers cum dripping off you, not wanting to get it on your work clothes. He didn't even let you finish, the bastard. Still, you didn't have much time to rest until you could hear him ushering one of his friends over to try the freaky girl behind the wall.

The routine continued for months and months, a normal regular part of your shift was now letting randoms cum inside you with the glory hole, until your usual outfits stopped fitting and you had to wear a bikini top and low rises to work to account for your stomach. On a shift you weren't locked in the back, one of the other more experienced floor girls gave you a look when you were getting ready in the back. "You do realise you're supposed to blow them, right?"

[thevampirepupper]

You're in a harem/polygamous 1 man and bunch of womb having folk who just sort of get on with it marriage where everyone else is super fertile BUT YOU. You were dragged into this situation when you were 18 and now you're almost 30 with nothing after being filled several times a day whilst your companions are already on their fourth or fifth child, so it wasn't from a lack of trying. And, to make matters a little more sour for you, you did have to assist and watch your companions push out your master's child because it would be 'inspiring' or would promote fertility or something because he wanted nothing more than to get his last partner knocked up, you know, have one of every kind.

However, you were not infertile, you were just harder to impregnate and did eventually get pregnant, much to your harem's delight. Bad news was that they were used to dealing with people who had given birth plenty of times before and what that came with, they expected you to push twice and for you to be done, but you were old and this was your first time.

They assumed that your panic over the intensity of the contractions was you being dramatic and told you to push anyway with a 'why are you screaming? You knew this was going to happen'. When the baby didn't come immediately like someone who had had five separate deliveries, they assumed you weren't trying and pushed down on your stomach with the contractions to make you crown, threatening to pull it out of you.

[thevampirepupper]

Mf doesn't speak to me for a whole month and ignores my texts and then suddenly SUDDENLY 😰 decides he needs to see me when I put on my Instagram story that I'm still pulling on crutches so I'm making him wait another day 😭🫵

What is my dating life coming to

[thevampirepupper]

Why do all the men in my life disappoint me.

[thevampirepupper]

Imagine being born with an usual appendage - an external clit just like a female hyena. You're the first human case of this odd physical anomaly. But this appendage is actually a thick ovipositor that can expand like a fleshy water balloon. It can grow and carry eggs but one at a time and they are massive and heavy. Everytime you grow an egg, it expands and struggles to come out because the birthing hole is very narrow at first but widens gradually and painfully until the egg burst out of you viscerally.

Something has been awakened in me from this.

Stuck pushing the first egg down the ovipositor, not having any kind of reference to what was happening (first of a kind issues) or how to help besides rutting it against whatever was closest just to make the egg move

[thevampirepupper]

Mf doesn't speak to me for a whole month and ignores my texts and then suddenly SUDDENLY 😰 decides he needs to see me when I put on my Instagram story that I'm still pulling on crutches so I'm making him wait another day 😭🫵

What is my dating life coming to

[thevampirepupper]

What's a girl gotta do to be tied to the bed and have one of those hot wax lotion candles poured over her tits

[thevampirepupper]

You know that episode of friends where Rachel is having her baby and she's in a shared room and there's like 5 different women who come, have their baby and leave before she does and that's the whole gag?

I was just thinking about that and can you actually imagine being in that situation? I can't remember if the other girls were physically pushing out their babies in the same room as her but for argument sake, it is America.

You've been labouring for hours and hours and behind the paper screen all you can hear is someone who came in after you push out their baby, hearing them pant and groan and beg, saying it's too much, too big, that they're tearing before hearing someone else's baby cry and them being wheeled off into recovery before someone else, someone younger and fitter than you, gets wheeled in so you can hear them go through the process all over again.

It's a harrowing feeling, you've been there all day and only at 7 centimeters while you've seen others get through it so much quicker at the other side of the room. And, what's worse, the more girls who come, scream, and go, it becomes more apparent that it's almost your turn to be crying out with your legs held up by the stirrups that lay folded and unused by the foot of your bed while gloved hands pull and twist the shoulders of your baby in a better position.

So all you can do is lean over your bed, hands planted and rocking your hips to hopefully bring your baby down whilst listening to the girl behind the curtain huff.

[thevampirepupper]

I will stop talking about my knee at some point but I literally don't have any other friends other than this account so fucking sue me. I literally just finished a stint of physio therapy that allowed me to comfortably stay on my knees like a few months ago and I've fucking LOST IT 😭😫

I didn't even get to SHOW IT OFF 😭😭😭

I was in physio for 6 months so I could get on my knees like a good girl and do my job and take someone's cock in my mouth and I've lost it and gonna have to start all over again, how is this FAIR 😭😭😭😭😭

[delirious--mistakes]

[thevampirepupper]

I decided to treat myself and stuff 3 of my silicone eggs in me which I haven't done in a while (if I can't cum I'm going to push, fuck you god) and several things

One, CLOTHING BIRTHS ARE SO DIFFICULT HOLY SHIT my eggs are so small and on the easy side but oh my god I was STRUGGLING it was so good how anyone has an actual baby like that I will never know

Two, halfway through I had to answer the phone and it was so peculiar answering the phone and talking about my prescription while pretending that I hadn't been pushing this one egg out for twenty minutes and was being held open by my underwear

I wish I recorded that 😭

[lucytt]

Rubbing her clit gently while she's asleep so you can get her just wet enough to slowly insert your cock inside her and use her while she probably thinks she's having a wet dream

[sinfulsovereign]

That's exactly how I'd use you.

Rub that clit nice and slow while you're deep asleep until you're soaked and twitching, then slide my cock in deep and fuck you while you dream about getting ruined.

You'd wake up leaking and still thinking it was just a wet dream… until you feel my hand around your throat.

[bulgingpushh]

idk about you but i dont want to see AI in the birth fetish community

[secanik2]

Nor the pregnancy fetish community for that matter

[erilikestum]

Yes this includes stories, and yes this includes your ai generated cover for your original stories.

[bulgingpushh]

hi bringing back one of my more important posts

[strange-private-fantasies]

Monster that naturally takes so long to cum that finishing after several hours would be considered abnormally fast for it

When it first catches you, it’s too strong for you to fight off. Your only choice is to just endure its oversized cock until it stuffs you and lets you go. But you keep enduring, and enduring, and enduring, and the monster never shows any signs of stopping. After it’s fucked countless orgasms out of you, it hasn’t even had one. If there’s a clock nearby, you might be able to tell that you’ve been getting used as a toy for hours and hours, assuming you can still think about anything other than monster dick

You can’t endure forever, as the constant railing exhausts you till you can’t move. And with one more orgasm you finally pass out. The monster’s not satisfied, though. It doesn’t pause for even a second as it continues thrusting away into your unconscious body. You don’t get to truly rest, and eventually you’re woken up by the same rough thrusting that knocked you out. It’s been nonstop for a full day now.

When the monster finally starts to speed up, getting close to finishing at last, even that takes a long time. Even rougher than before for almost a full extra hour before with one more hard thrust and stuff your insides with its seed. One pump at a time fills you fuller and fuller. It feels infinite, but finally it’s done and you get a chance to rest. Well, until you feel its cock throb inside you again. You don’t even have the strength to complain as round 2 starts

[thevampirepupper]

If I'm not being passed around your friend group, letting them all take their turns on me while you insist on shoving more rum down my throat to keep me dizzy, are we even together?

[thevampirepupper]

I did my knee in being too much of a party girl 😞 and I've got a massive cricket splint on and I am suffering, half because I'm in pain and #trauma but mostly because I can't fucking jerk off holy shit I'm in misery 😭 like when it happened it was the day I got off my period so that was a week of barely nothing and now it's been another week of NOTHING and now I'm OVULATING and AAAAA 😫

I couldn't even get through no nut November how am I supposed to get through a no slick summer 💔

Someone come and fuck me, I don't care how you do it I need it so badly I'm going to implode