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I saw this book and thought “hey I know who’d love this” and now here I am, giving it to you. Enjoy! - Jun

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With this, I will become The Ideal Woman! I WILL BE THE MASTER OF COCK

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“She didn’t?” Taesoo muttered to himself, a pan-lid in each hand. He’d been rooting through boxes of kitchenware - his kitchenware - looking for the right lid for the fitting pan, but to no avail. “She did, oh my fucking god I can’t believe this.” He abandoned the pan-lids and reached for his phone.

( ✉ → sms ) where the hell ( ✉ → sms ) are my GODDAMN PANS

Sunhee was using one hand to shovel her dinner into her mouth and the other to play some silly, fast paced puzzle game on her phone when the text notification caused her to mess up. Her groan of frustration was amplified by the name of the contact that was being annoying flashed at her.

‘Ass-sucker’

Though the juvenile name came from a night where she was both significantly plastered and pissed off at her ex-husband, she hadn’t bothered or cared enough to change it. Or to just straight up delete him, which might have been the smart thing.

She had to laugh when she finally opened the messages though, especially considering how long it took him to notice. In response she got up from her chair and took a selca with the stove top full of [his] dirty pans that she had just used to make her dinner, big cheeky grin on her face.

[ txt: Ass-sucker ] They might need some extra scrubbing from this though.. hehe ^u^

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Q: What do you get when you put flammable blood and chronic nosebleeds together?

A: A disaster, and his name is Wonchul.

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170807 | hwasa’s daily memo: [trans.]

A rather brief but long journey ㅡ! Good night

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What your vagina does when you're not around:

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BASICS —

face claim: Ahn Hyejin (Hwasa)

name: Lee Sunhee age: 26 gender: female nationality: Korean birthplace: Jeonju, south korea birthday: July 23 star sign: Leo residence: A small but homey single person apartment. Half of her stuff is still in boxes from when she moved in marital status: Divorced alignment: Chaotic Evil

LIKES —

drink: Tequila Sunrise food: Pancakes with a little too much butter day or night: night song: Lately, this has been on repeat quite a bit quote: “Pain will either give you sight or make you blind” pet: Not yet, but it’s in her plans to change that color: Red

LOOKS —

body type: Short, pear shaped and a little soft around the edges eye color: brown hair color: Black for now body reference: Here

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random drama sentence starters

“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?”

“Don’t think I forgot about what you did last time.”

“I know you lied to me.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“You backstabber!”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You never mattered to me.”

“I knew this was a bad idea.”

“Rot in hell.”

“It was supposed to be a secret!”

“No one loves me.”

“He/she/they is/are so petty…”

“You made me cry.”

“I don’t know who you are anymore.”

“How DARE you?!”

“I know you’re not talking to me…”

“I SAW you with him/her/them!”

“Just leave me alone.”

“What did you do?!”

“I told everyone that I didn’t want to talk but I’m actually dying for attention.”

“Just admit that was extra…”

“I forgive, but I don’t forget.”

“[text read thirty minutes ago]”

“Did you see what he/she/they was/were wearing?”

“So what if I had sex with your ex?”

“There’s something I have to tell you…”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“You weren’t there for me when I needed you the most.”

“I never loved you.”

“It’s too late.”

“Quit ignoring me.”

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ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ –

FIRSTS -

“Hey… Can we try something new?” “Is it going to hurt?” “Wait! I…I’ve never done this before.” “Just be still and relax…” “Er, am I doing this right?” “I’m not hurting you, am I?” “I want my first time to be with you.” “Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!” “Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”

PUBLIC AFFAIRS -

“Wow…you’re easy to rile up.” “Forget the bed…let’s do it right here.” “What if someone sees us?!” “Quiet down or they’ll hear us.” “Try to keep quiet…we wouldn’t want to get caught.” “Are you serious? Here? Now?” “We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.” “Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.” “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.” “I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”

PICK-UP LINES && SUGGESTIONS. -

“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “I can’t take my eyes off of you.“ “If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I like my reflection a little more with you all over me.” “Does this feel good?” “Take a bath with me?” “Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. “ “I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”

HOT && HEAVY -

“You make such adorable sounds.” “ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “ “S-Stop staring at me like that!” “So are we going to do this already or what?” “Stop teasing!” “do you know how bad i want you?” “you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.” “Don’t cover your mouth…I like hearing you.” “Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.” “We’ve only got three minutes…let’s do this fast.” “get on your knees.” “oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~” “what’s my name?” “Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?” “I love seeing you covered in my marks…” “I love it when you leave your marks on me…” “don’t stop!” “Please. I need you. Now.” “i want you to fuck me.” “Should we use rope or handcuffs?” “beg for it.” “bend over.” “Let me hear you sing for me.” “you are already turned on ~?” “swallow it. all of it.”

MISC -

“ Come sit on my lap, love “ “ You look so gorgeous right now…” “ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to cum. “ “ Strip for me. Slowly. I want to savor every inch of you. “ “ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~” “ Mmm… do you like that? “ “Such a pretty sight, all tied up in ropes.” “I wore these panties just for you.” “You are mine, never forget that.” “Ah, ah. I didn’t say you could touch me.” “You’ll be glad to hear that I’m not wearing underwear today.” “You like how I bend over for you, huh?” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You wanna help me out of this?”

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