The VFD Project

The world is quiet here.

[lollytea]

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight. 

All of us: Fucking genius. 

[aseriesofbaudelaires]

Larry your waiter: *dies*

Me:

[florencvassy]

nero: he only stroked my… violin!!!

us:

[a-wondrous-thing]

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[transvioletbaudelaire]

Some of u only watch fancy Netflix adaptations with unmirrored hotel denouements and never had to hold the book up to your bathroom mirror to read its paragraphs of mirrored text and it shows

[darling-dearest-dead-inside]

The night has a thousand eyes.

[unfortunatetv]

Here’s what Joe Tracz had to say about the Opera Flashback

[thevfdproject]

you, a fool: Lemony Snicket is a pen name and fictional character created by Daniel Handler, the author of the "A Series of Unfortunate Events" books

me, an intellectual: Daniel Handler is a cover identity created by Lemony Snicket, a VFD agent and biographer of the Baudelaire orphans, maintained to protect his identity due to be falsely accused of murder

[bylinehearts]

olaf is the prime example of a genuinely bad character who did a few good deeds in his life and doesnt get redeemed because of it. the baudelaires did not mourn for him. they buried him because to them, they felt thats what they should do. they still hated him. count olafs ending is not an excuse to crown him your “uwu precious angel who was misunderstood.” he is a bad person who had a few good moments. dont romanticize his abuse of the baudelaires just because he carried kit to the island.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

Me, a 12 year old child reading “A Series of Unfortunate Events” 14 years ago: What a fascinating but terribly upsetting journey these kids are on! I’m sure they can handle it though, Violet is 15 and therefor very Old and Mature. She got this.

Me, now 26, watching these small children be tortured: what the fuck what the fuck what the f—

[thegaywhocouldfly]

Okay but am I the only one who caught the fact that Esmé referred to Olaf as her “Daddy” in The Penultimate Peril????? Carmelita goes “Is Countie not my daddy anymore?” And then Esmé literally goes “He’s not mine anymore either” like….netflix….what!!!!!!

[dwightyoumonkeyslutt]

Not Netflix. Daniel handler

[hughgrantinpaddington2]

The children felt a shadow over them, and looked up to see a tall, skinny figure standing over them. In the darkness the children could not see any of his features, only the glowing tip of a skinny cigarette in his mouth. “Do you three need a taxi?” he asked, and gestured to the automobile that had brought Justice Strauss and Jerome Squalor to the entrance of the hotel. The siblings looked at one another, and then squinted up at the man. The children thought perhaps his voice was familiar, but it might just have been his unfathomable tone, which they’d heard so many times since their arrival at the hotel that it made everything seem familiar and mysterious at the same time.

[snowscoutalphabetpledge]

if netflix doesn’t have a solid two minutes of darkness with no sound while the baudelaires fall down the elevator shaft then we riot

[teabooksandsweets]

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[thevfdproject]

Hello fellow volunteers! 

Just wanted to give you a quick update. Apologies for not posting for a while, school has been had a Very Fast Duration this year and I just haven’t had time to update the blog. But that’s changing with the release tomorrow! I’ve been re-watching the series, and reading a lot of snicketsleuth.tumblr.com (If you haven’t read up on the theories posted here, they’re absolutely a Very Fervent Discourse and you need to check them out). So just a quick update! So sorry for being so neglectful, and enjoy the new series!  -A  

[hellodarjeeling]

A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017)

[unfortunatetv]

Carmelita Spats has a special message for the Baudelaires…👁🎶 2 DAYS

(via unfortunate)