microwave-offical

i am a microwave.

[microwave-offical]

i am microwave

Heyo i is microwave. This is a gimmick blog.

He/They/it

ally to all

loves spinning

loves fanart

offical member

Sometimes just posts cursed images it found.

~OOC~: @pretzeldaopossum

[kitty-pawjamas]

i love microwavable food it saves me so much time and energy and its always so good

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[aggressivetapdancing]

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

[parappa-raps]

This blog hates, donald trump!

[imb0ring]

I hate his ass

[velvetterabby]

Pride miku countdown day 3: 2024

This is my fave pride Miku year to date 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ they're so cute all of them are good 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ also I didn't do nb after this bc this one's just perfect :(((( I can't top that

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

I'm wishing a very Happy Pride Month to all the queer people who:

are disabled

are chronically ill

can't celebrate for health reasons

disability gets in the way of their gender representation

disability got in the way of a relationship

don't have anyone to celebrate with

have homophobic caretakers

Happy Pride Month to all disabled queer people

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

I'm wishing a very Happy Pride Month to all the queer people who:

are disabled

are chronically ill

can't celebrate for health reasons

disability gets in the way of their gender representation

disability got in the way of a relationship

don't have anyone to celebrate with

have homophobic caretakers

Happy Pride Month to all disabled queer people

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

it's the start of pride month. you know what that means

[copyright-offical]

Huh

What

Do you want us to make like

Gay posts or something

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

[asexual-offical]

it’s june so you know what that means

*beams you with asexual laser*

hehe happy pride month!!

[vagathathegreat]

No LGB without the T!

Artist credit dom&ink

[satan-offical]

Guys

I made a mistake

[microwave-offical]

The smurfening has begone.

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[obsessivebookwormalert]

🥀🐳🫂💔✨

I uhm befall tragic circumstances, befriend a creature about which we know very little, get my heart broken by the inevitable goodbye and then we meet again and I go live with them- fuck i brought phm into this ah well @lightsabersandbluecookies will you be my pardner for this journey?

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

YES OFC

🔫🦕💔🏳‍🌈🕛

Uhmm a dinosaur shoots me in the heart but I'm queer so i turn the time back like Cinderella and get a do-over-?

[kermitthebomber-offical]

🏳️‍⚧️🌈✨🚔☠️

Im showinf pride and then the police kill me?

[laciffo-natas]

✅🌹❄️🪽🎀

???? LET IT GOO???????

[existing-offical]

✨️🪄🏳️‍⚧️🙏❓️

??? Will we be praying to magically transition or sum??

[burning-britain-official]

✋️👍🔥🍛🐜

I stop and have a really good fire ant soup?

[offical-fanartist-offical]

👅🫟🔥☑️🛞

I lick sludge that is on fire and also shaped like a checkmark and then I get a tire thrown at my head

[villain-official]

🔥‼️💞💀🖤

I get set on fire and yell and fall in love with a skull. An emo skull. I guess

[microwave-offical]

🪬💜🥀🎸🗡

My Oracle for sees the doomed rockstar yaoi I was writing and murders me to save he mental health of thousands of children.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[pavement-offical]

Guess who just got an iPad unmonitered by parents :D

[blotchling]

Absolutely NOTHING can piss me off more than burnt popcorn because what the actual fuck do I do with it? Throw it away? Now there’s just a large portion of wasted food rotting in the trash reminding me of my mistakes! So now as typing this I’m angrily eating two bags worth of burnt popcorn.

I hate my new microwave.

[microwave-offical]

L bozo. Burnt popcorn is fucking delicious.

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[gothic-chicanery]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[crayola-samgirl]

[chaos-triangle]

It's werewolf transgenderism Wednesday again! Yippee!!!

[cr0w-offical]

its saturday but dilligaf

[microwave-offical]

i present to the council. A teenager playing with a kids my little pony app except they have a special interest In ponies and a bad sense of humor.

Apologies for lag and bad quality this game is about my age so it's buggy as hell. Adds to the charm tho.