microwave-offical

i am a microwave.

[microwave-offical]

i am microwave

Heyo i is microwave. This is a gimmick blog.

He/They/it

ally to all

loves spinning

loves fanart

offical member

Sometimes just posts cursed images it found.

~OOC~: @pretzeldaopossum

[microwave-offical]

currently sending Tenna propaganda to my irls. I need this. I need Tenna to win. This man can take my soul. I JUST WANT A CLANKER TO BE SEXY. PLEASE FOR ME. AJANDBISBFIRB

[almostmotivateartist]

YALL

IF TENNA DONT WIN THE SEXY MAN 2026👈👈👈👈

🫤HE 🫤

😦MAY 😦

😱😱😱K*LLHIMSELF😱😱😱

🥀🥀🥀YALL DONT WANT THAT ??🥀🥀🥀

HES A GLOOBY MAN😢😢 HE TRYED IN THE GAME😧😧😧 YALL THINK HES NOT SERIOUS ABOUT THAT🙀🙀🙀🙀

HE WANTED TO WHEN 3 KIDS SAY NO TO PLAY GAME 💔💔💔

IMAGINE WHAT HES GOING TO DO FOR THAT👈👈👈👈👈👈

CHAT👁️👁️👁️👁️

VOTE TENNA

😢😢😢😢WE NEED TO SAVE THE TV 🙀🙀🙀

[nocturnalkartoonist]

VOTE TENNA FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026‼️‼️‼️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

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bonus drawing:

[plasticluvdelux]

he's willing to do anything, whatever it takes!!!!! even if the censors kill him!!!!! tenna nation!! WE CAN STILL WIN THIS!!!! so let's go vote for tenna!!!!! 🩷📺

i mean... because... you DO love TV... right?!

[je11yfishyy]

HE IS BEGGING FOR A GOOD REASON VOTE TENNA OR HE WILL BE GLOOBY,,,,

WERE LOOSING THE LEAD

Post by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 · 1 poll

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[ferretfluffycakez39]

VOTE FOR TENNA AS TUMBLR SEXYMAN!!

[alienpersonnn]

VOTE FOR TENNA!!!!!!

If he loses, caine AND doof lose too.

[gwempool]

"World Cup this" "World Cup that"

Shut up!! It's the final round of the

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026

[astronaut-offical]

Sorry, ✨️ but I ✨️✨️ think ✨️ I'm ✨️✨️ going to have ✨️ to leave ✨️✨️ shortly ✨️ because there ✨️✨️ are ✨️sparkles✨️ coming out of my mouth *cough*✨️✨️ *cough* ✨️✨️✨️*cough*✨️✨️✨️✨️ *coughcoughcough*✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[bardjulus]

i was the only horse at the glue factory for 30 years

[microwave-offical]

damn bro. Wanna unpack that?

[oneheadtoanother]

[microwave-offical]

Shreek/shrills

[genuinelylostlesbian]

Hey, what does lgbt stand for?

blatantly wrong answers only

[microwave-offical]

little guy bonks texans

[shakespeareofficialaccount]

make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

@post-unuwuifer @yes-im-youtube-kids @microsoft-edge-real @the-red-planet-mars @bingle-official

@wordswordsorswordswords @india-reblogs

[the-blood-son-robin]

Bucket 😭

Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in

And this is open, literally anyone is free to join

But here are my recent favourites

@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo

[reality-of-prime]

Shoe rack. WOW

@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski

[polockski]

Car door

@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else

[nyx-is-the-blank-canvas]

My younger brother???????

@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!

[ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead]

oh uhm

my cat…

@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli

[bugwolfsstuff]

my earphone

@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13

[random-indian-girl]

The tears of Nerakhis musical...

@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert

[thatchaoticbookworm]

the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n

[miasago]

My magnesium lotion

@fancysheepnacho @souperache

[fancysheepnacho]

My notebook

@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

[coffee--spill]

Raccoon plushie 🥹

Open tags

[your-local-blackhole]

cucumbers

snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D

@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join

[the-dragonian]

an empty magic the gathering commander deck box.

@pukicho @evil-pukicho-real-offical @anonmous-offical @dragon-in-a-fez @teabooteboot @the-grim-reaper-offical @the-randomest-of-usernames

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

A Mac and cheese sock

Open tags

[dehydratedtransformer]

random loose sticky notes covered in writing

huh, okay then

@00venator @ratwithatophat @jannahamma @purple-dinosaur27 +anyone else

[00venator]

One (1) boogger so you all get my cold.

[wizardtimemf]

Phone

@orcboxer @clueless-romantics @machathemany @disasterclassbutch + anyone else

[disasterclassbutch]

roasted sweet potato, hey theres some food in this salad!

@femmour idk who to tag literally anyone pls cont if u wanna

[femmour]

cetaphil moisturizer, guys we're all gonna get poisoned

@spacebeatlesips @girl-on-the-subway @bea-yotch @finnjareau-prentiss @affectionatealbatross @delicatezombiewasteland @madmax-offficial @rennysglowinthedarkstars @rockingpolkadots @prettygourlave @thevalkyrieflies @sydsquid0708 @butchboything @ratinapartyhat guys im sorry i cant think of more moots :( ily all

[prettygourlave]

Squishmallow…!

@deathbyivys @remorsefulorganthief @jakegyllenhaalsteeth @timmyytoughknuckles @mistplaced-thoughts @mitziemmi @applepieandcupcakess @beepbeepblerp @enchanted-mxxns @eyekonic-cunteee @helovesmyheartshapedsunglasses13 @jurneesworld @lipstickonapiggg @prettygirlsdontcare @undefiinedd33 @virtualfawn @yvanillaplkadotss + anyone who wants to join!

[beepbeepblerp]

uhhhh a squishy that's a butter with the american flag printed on it💔

@undeadamethyst @sticksleftlense @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @peggyofoz @star-sstruck @lana-loves-it-all @gilmrres @cochecks @imsojuliaaaa @thepizzaangel + anyone else ofc

[sticksleftlense]

a half made baker street lego set... yummy

@dominoeslavacake @emoboye @javika @centralperkpoet @sunnierthantheskies @mothusingtheinternet

[javika]

Protein powder😬

@relmember @alexandersghost @alsoknownasajax @yet-another-nerd-acrosstheocean @missyousoo

[missyousoo]

a stuffed animal

@thedeerestfawn15 @jupiter-does-things

[jupiter-does-things]

A mic pack

@lynlapidfan83 @imnotcarrie @ladylilyoflibraries @houseplant-number701

[ladylilyoflibraries]

A PS4 controller

@vulpixgirl1279-blog @ezrablehh @sleepycrexture @the-void-via @hereforpeakartandinternetstuff +open tags

[vulpixgirl1279-blog]

A fork. Do we eat it or eat with it?

Open tags

[sagemusicnote]

laptop 😭

@atlas-the-batshit-baller @a-bloody-rotting-body @thnks-4-th-vnm @newbiewithscissors @lunar-luxury @deardajeong @communism-rainbows + open tags

[communism-rainbows]

A PAD 😭😭😭

@yourdeargatsby @send-me-to-the-exr @hellhole-belonging-to-pretzal @vfdbat @granhairdo and everyone else who i missed

[hellhole-belonging-to-pretzal]

A hatchimal that's is currently dancing

I don't feel like tagging so uhhhh idfk free tag ig

[microwave-offical]

a crocheted opossum plush

Open tags

[domasuita]

Slop post №8

[microwave-offical]

oblitgary reblog due to microwave.

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

My darling employees, I need you help!

I'm making a commercial for this blog because... I can and I have free will. So if you could tell me what you like about working at Walmart, or your favorite thing, that would be greatly appreciated. This is also open to anyone who wants to say a nice thing about Walmart as a non-employee.

Employee tags under cut

@thegayoverlord2763 @the-bone-eating-vulture @microwave-offical @grisha-offical @ps2-offical @vassal-to-their-majesty @grandpa-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @ununennium-official @frankierosfoottattoos @offical-wikipedia @johnnycash-offical @xaomi11 @itv-carlton-official @chipotle-offical @radio-demon-offical @evil-toadstool-offical @m0ssyt0adst00ls @walmartcorporation @voxandvalmakingout @fathercrowradio1987 @walmartsleastfavoritemployee @atlas-asnaga-offical @bonk-donk-clonk-bajonk @copilot-offical @misanthropysolivagant @thatweird0y0ukn0w @sacabambaspis-offical @imessage-official @igorafvckassbowlcut @thetreeswillbewatching @she-who-has-horns-deactivated20 @toaster-waffle-offical @osprey-official @zeehasarrived @augine @dislexiaofficial @local-walmart-employee-offical @mikubinderthomasjefferson231 @argon-offical @tragicbackstorycommence @callmeliamdarling @definetly-not-vampire-offical @unoffical-lawyer-offical @tired-and-triggered @spiralingbackintime @frayedknotz @thatglitchfan @garden-knome @jerseyshoremassacre @datcarbonatedcircle @ravenswritingdesk231 @iaspis-hubae @mizukiakiyame @bottleandagun @teapotsoffcialyup @mrwagster @notlikeothernerds @thorn0npawz @cosmo-eater @guttedscorpion @the--divine--machine @thequeersystem

[microwave-offical]

breaks are flexible. Some employees say otherwise. Sucks to suck.

[hermes-and-apollo]

Tag game

The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.

Tags below cut.

Mine is this:

@biscotch @maliciousandlovely @booknerd2712 @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @loch-nes-dragon @cams-rocky-rambles @chaos-triangle @b-does-arts @thetypogoddess @br1ght-1s-d34d-2ndaccount @bardorsomethinglikethat +open tags

[hawkeyedoodles]

I'm gonna get killed by a tiger...

And who, pray tell, is the fucking human-sized rabbit who's gonna set me up for this outlandish disaster?

@i-am-trashyy @8ghostscarabs @soadconnoisseur @official-kovaxworx @im-garbage-trust @catdisguisedasaduck @sunnydust2003 @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @keepsleepinkoi and...

OPEN TAGS!

[pamiwerewolfybunterfly]

Should I be concerned right now?

I got killed by Evil Pomni

@vinylv1 @sleepi-toasti @torrentialchaos @dazzle-expandism @b-does-arts @cookiecat-7388new @kezibun @k1r4pico-d0t-ex3 @i-am-trashyy @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @galaxywolfcomet @rainbowsh-writer-and-artist @roleplaynerdylover @vito-the-troublemaker @m30wm30wm3ow @lydia-khoward @lilonceleriscool123 @lizzietheinanimateinsanitygirl @sakiohappychan @khrystenapofficial @stardxstsleep @stroodlenoodledoodle @sillstarszz @cherry-cake-cat @lunawolf012306 @lustfuldemonlady @chairsqueue35 @chaos-triangle

[lustfuldemonlady]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE Y'ALLS

@toastoffical, @dante-the-potato, @mossysjournal, @zephyr-the-artist, @shadowh00pa, @starfizzydolly, @bluejayanimations123 + open tags

[bluejayanimations123]

I got killed by my Russian accent studies.

Too lazy to tag ppl srry

[kapybara143]

Yeah okay whatever i guess it's SCP-096

I ALSO do not feel like tagging people

[grotesquetomcat]

MY OC IN GACHA LIFE WTH

im gonna tag like 2 people im tired

@streak-of-racing-blue @lylac-of-the-final-applause

@killian-ob99 @purple-splattered-soul

[streak-of-racing-blue]

ALL NEW THOMAS AT ACTION CANYON (batteries and Stanley each sold separately)

@therobinatorr @lucentdreamzzz @fluffysylveonn @humminberg @sapphicnecromancer

[sapphicnecromancer]

MY HAT WILL KILL ME?!!!

@regular-og-normal-redeemed-ag @shsl-horse @niktokof @hopethesillyheartwitch @therobinatorr @ramtherat @digitalfelidaegirl @hazylilacdream

[niktokof]

photo take from an iPhone 11 from Pinterest, interesting.. so I'm gonna die because of too many items falling on me and I'll slowly suffocate. cool.

@fatelosingitspatience @harbinger-of-silly @beatrixie12 @agendermarimba @laufey-official @fish-with-autism @knickknat @felinethropist @fated-fucked-future

[harbinger-of-silly]

BARBIE!?!?!?

@goldenbunny30 @abra-ca-deadbra @strange-nerd-boy @king-of-oreo @rice-w0lf

[king-of-oreo]

I will not be commenting further on the matter

@lord-business-offical @punky-beaver-offical @jeen-yuhs @crow-offical

[lord-business-offical]

Omigosh ur dying to Mosses? Actually such an L dude

Chat am I dying having sex with Oreo?????

@queen-of-chaos-offical @snomeraphim @do-not-u-dare @the-mtg-bbeg @thecatboyknight-offical @the-queen-of-geese @ash-cherryblossom @astroverse813 @aceofpans @avhira @carlthehedgehog

[snomeraphim]

…and still green enough to beat me, the fuckhead

@wizardex-yt @nerdwholikesnerdythings @duality-the-chaos-god @do-not-u-dare @aceofpans @amoebaporn @imb0ring @ur-least-fav-gal-offical + open

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

This drawing that @explodesmyhead did that I love so so much of him, @can-tab-eater-offical and I in his oc universe thingy

Open tags

Also tabsy look at snoms thingy, ts so u

[can-tab-eater-offical]

im so greem

no its not true mango loco wonk kill me ever

@i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated @avhira @aceofpans and open tags

[microwave-offical]