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[serbka-deactivated20211120]

the nuisance of our language is stunning

[bulgarianlanguage]

ahh but true slavs know they all have slightly different meanings ;)

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

english sucks because they have like 3 swear words combined

[mathemon]

@one-time-i-dreamt can you answer this?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

jebati - fuck someone

podjebavati - to screw around with someone

zajebavati - same as above but more joking and lighthearted

zajebati - fuck something up or fuck someone over

izjebati - could mean to fuck someone good or fuck someone up lol

ujebati - made a mistake

razjebati - break something

sjebati - fucked something up, made a mistake

nadjebavati - outsmart someone

jebuckati - to talk minor shit, also a more innocent way to say fuck

odjebati - ditch someone

najebati - get in trouble

prejebati - screw someone over, do something sneaky (bad)

dojebati - move somewhere, often said about people from rural areas moving to big towns

my personal fav - nejebica - state of fucklessness

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

[teaboot]

It was just the most out of pocket misogyny I've ever received, like why would he have said that

"You're a woman": Would be meaner if I wasn't in girl mode but okay good start

"Women are lesser": Heard it before, what else

"You'll never be a man": Bit weird but it tracks

"Just like I'll never be a woman": .... Why do I suddenly feel bad for you. Like you suck hot shit but I wanna give you a pep talk. You know you don't have to be a man if you don't want to be, right? I'm still kicking you out of this store, though. What the fuck is going on

[heytatertot]

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

[meg-moira]

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

[ad-wills]

[writing-prompt-s]

Accurate

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[achillesinhighheels]

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

new favourite hobby, stitching dumb shit onto pretty fabric

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

when the fuck did this get 30,000 notes

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[kaijuno]

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

[bonyassfish]

[kaijuno]

Yeah okay that’s fair

[feminescu]

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

[floridakilo]

their daughter

[valtsv]

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

"you should've been at the club" YOU should've been at the club. in the catacombs. on april 2nd 1897.

[valtsv]

i went to the illegal 1897 catacombs concert and nobody there knew you

[liquidstar]

if you want to say "shut up" in greek you say "skase" which is basically a command to blow yourself up. im pretty sure the idea is like, "hold in your words for so long that they build up inside you until you burst" but it doesnt translate well. because the other day my cousin was practicing english convos with me, and when i was poking fun at her she just says "Explode."

[liquidstar]

it translates as more of a power move than saying "shut up" normally though

[lordofthebutt-deactivated201704]

Your allah hat is very pretty

Thank you lol. It’s actually called a hijab.

[officialmelkor]

“nobody cares about your wrapped” false. i care. i’m nosy as hell post all your stats i wanna see