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[thevirulentvertigo]

inthenameofallthatistasty: I can't argue with your civic policy but....theft ain't the same thing as murder, you know that right?

cerberaodollamus: hell yeah

HELL YEAH

[errantasteroid-blog]

i for one welcome our new communist overlord of chicago

[thevirulentvertigo]

THANK you DARLING you are so SWEET. LOOK ME UP IF YOU ARE EVER IN TOWN AND I WILL PERSONALLY HAVE MY LOVELY ASSISTANT SHOW YOU THE SIGHTS

[thevirulentvertigo]

inthenameofallthatistasty: Hun, isn't that, uh. Murder.

ILL TELL YOU WHATS MURDER. CHARGING FOR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.  THAT IS WHY AS SUPREME LEADER AND MAYOR OF CHICAGO I HAVE MADE USE OF THE SUBWAY, BUSES, AND TRAINS FREE TO ALL RESIDENTS

[thevirulentvertigo]

wild-western: Sorry partner, I still don't know where Chicago is. Thanks for the offer, though! I'll invite you to my wedding

I WILL GO TO YOUR WEDDING. THE SUPREME LEADER AND MAYOR OF CHICAGO, ME, THE VIRULENT VERTIGO, HAS TIME FOR ALL HIS FANS

[thevirulentvertigo]

wild-western: That ain't a crime that's a public service.

I LIKE YOUR MOXY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB

[thevirulentvertigo]

wild-western: Is it really crime if you're the one making the laws, partner? I ain't seen you do anything that hurt folks yet.

inthenameofallthatistasty: I'm afraid I'd have to leave that up to the heroes in your city....I don't care what you do, I ain't flying up to Chicago to kick your ass.

1. TYING BILLIONAIRES TO RAILROAD TRACKS IS A CRIME, EVEN IN CHICAGO

2. THEY CAN TRY

[thevirulentvertigo]

inthenameofallthatistasty: Well, I think you look just fine, Mr. Vertigo, even if I would be legally obligated to try to arrest you if we lived in the same city.

IM GLAD YOU ARE NOT PLANNING TO ARREST ME AS I CERTAINLY AM GOING TO COMMIT ALL KINDS OF CRIMES

[thevirulentvertigo]

inthenameofallthatistasty: What....do they say about red pinstripes?

THEY SAY “YOU LOOK LIKE A CHEAP MOB MOVIE, VERTIGO” AND “FOR ONCE PLEASE DRESS APPROPRIATELY, YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY”

[thevirulentvertigo]

eyy my boss and i are out here looking like members of two very different but equally cheap wedding parties and i want 2 go home. fun chicago fact for u, by  decree of the virulent vertigo u have to look as shitty as possible at any and all press conferences and u do have to have the red carpet every time

[thevirulentvertigo]

I HATE TO BRAG, BUT WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT BEING A MASTER OF ILLUSION IS....THE PERFECT LIGHTING, EVERY TIME. AND BEFORE ANYONE SAYS IT, I KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT RED PINSTRIPES. I JUST DO NOT CARE. 

[officialginnycross-blog]

chicago seems like……the disney world of cities

[thevirulentvertigo]

COME TO MY PROMISED LAND AND BE AMAZED BY THE MIGHTY POLICY OF THE VIRULENT VERTIGO! WAHAHA! CHICAGO IS NOT JUST A CITY TO VISIT, BUT A CITY TO MAKE YOUR HOME! 

[officialginnycross-blog]

is epcot there

[thevirulentvertigo]

LOOK JUST GO TO EPCOT FIRST

[errantasteroid-blog]

all i know about chicago is fall out boy is from there

[thevirulentvertigo]

YOUNG MAN YOU HAVE GOT THE SPIRIT

[officialginnycross-blog]

chicago seems like……the disney world of cities

[thevirulentvertigo]

COME TO MY PROMISED LAND AND BE AMAZED BY THE MIGHTY POLICY OF THE VIRULENT VERTIGO! WAHAHA! CHICAGO IS NOT JUST A CITY TO VISIT, BUT A CITY TO MAKE YOUR HOME! 

[wild-western]

I reckon I’d have a better time if I knew what city I’m in, but they all look the same to me. Not a saloon in sight, just a lot of rectangles! It’s like one big hoosegow.

[thevirulentvertigo]

perhaps I CAN HELP. IS it SHAPED like CHICAGO.

[wild-western]

Partner, I don’t even know what a Chicago is.

[thevirulentvertigo]

WATCH THIS INFORMATIONAL VIDEO FEATURING YOURS TRULY

[thevirulentvertigo]

errantasteroid: lookin good henchlady

thats lovely assistant 2 u lollllll

[wild-western]

I reckon I’d have a better time if I knew what city I’m in, but they all look the same to me. Not a saloon in sight, just a lot of rectangles! It’s like one big hoosegow.

[thevirulentvertigo]

perhaps I CAN HELP. IS it SHAPED like CHICAGO.

[thevirulentvertigo]

when ur boss makes u work late but your job is to post selfies on social media which u would be doing anyway??