me me me

i'm a working girl and i get paid to social media with old white dudes asking me about hashtags so that's me... a person

[twitblr]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[babiibuns]

[blackgirlsvevo]

[parakeet]

[cruzfucker]

how the fuck is this unrelatable

[porterr-robinson]

[husbandcinnamon]

lurkin

[the-lumberjake]

razzle dazzle

[bob-belcher]

[teamrocketing]

Me: *is at a party* Me: ok no discussing astrology this time Me 15 minutes later: Thats because you’re a libra actually

[labias]

[onlytwitterpics]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Wow

[favoritelatina]

Triggered

[gluetun]

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

[windows-98]

[boysbooksandbandsohmy]

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

[kuntsuragi]

these are their stories

[thew33niest]

When you just feel down and sad and just like everything is wrong and you are stuck in a limbo and how tf do you get out of it and you try to watch movies but they make you sob and the only person you will speak to today will be the liquor store cashier when you buy rum so that even when you fee awful, at least you'll have a nice buzz

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

[champagnepadre]

[thew33niest]

*having sex with bae and he wants you to take control*

him: "tell me what to do"

me: "never leave me"

[film-bones]

when its 4:17 AM, you’re still in the basement, and things are about to get interesting: