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@thewarriorthrees
Loki: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Fandral: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Loki: I said within reason, Fandral. How about I murder that guy?
Fandral: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Loki: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Fandral: Fight me!
Loki, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
Loki, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Fandral: Tea.
Loki: Wrong. It's coffee.
Loki: I feel like doing something stupid.
Fandral: Iām stupid, do me.
Loki: Are you ready to commit?
Fandral: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Loki: Come to dinner tonight. I canāt cook, but Iāll bring plenty of free wine.
Fandral: Marry me.
Loki: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.
Fandral: Huh?
Loki: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-
Fandral: I love you.
Loki:
Fandral:
Fandral: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.
Loki: I KNEW IT!!
Fandral: I'm not gay, but you look hot today.
Loki: We're literally dating.
Fandral: What's gone wrong, Loki?
Loki: Hey! Thatās one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because Iām calling doesnāt mean thereās a crisis.
Fandral: Thatās technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Loki: Well... Thereās a crisis.
Loki: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Fandral: Oh, we've had worse.
Fandral: When you said you were magic in bed, this isnāt what i imagined.
Loki: sparks fireworks from his hands
Fandral: ā¦ā¦no way
Loki anytime theyāre talking with Odin: Could you maybe just likeā¦ stab meā¦ right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. āCause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
Sif: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Loki: Screw that, Iām not kissing any of you.
Fandral walks in
Loki: Fine, Iāll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Loki, dangling from a rope over a pit of fire: Remember when I said Iād tell you when weāre in too deep?
Fandral: Yes?
Loki: Weāre in too deep.
Loki: I believe in gay rights because I'm gay and I'm always right.
Fandral: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Loki: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
Sif: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Thor: Mine just says "Thor no."
Sif: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.