Dashinglyfrost

Thor, Loki, the warrior three and Sif 🔛🔝 ~Writing dashingfrost at some point trust me~ Fandral my absolute beloved

[thewarriorthrees]

Fandral: Fight me!

Loki, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

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Loki, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Fandral: Tea.

Loki: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Loki: I feel like doing something stupid.

Fandral: I’m stupid, do me.

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Loki: Are you ready to commit?

Fandral: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Loki: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Fandral: Marry me.

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Loki: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.

Fandral: Huh?

Loki: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-

Fandral: I love you.

Loki:

Fandral:

Fandral: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.

Loki: I KNEW IT!!

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Fandral: I'm not gay, but you look hot today.

Loki: We're literally dating.

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Fandral: What's gone wrong, Loki?

Loki: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.

Fandral: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?

Loki: Well... There’s a crisis.

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Loki: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Fandral: Oh, we've had worse.

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Fandral: When you said you were magic in bed, this isn’t what i imagined.

Loki: sparks fireworks from his hands

Fandral: ……no way

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Loki anytime they’re talking with Odin: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Sif: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Loki: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

Fandral walks in

Loki: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Loki, dangling from a rope over a pit of fire: Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Fandral: Yes?

Loki: We’re in too deep.

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Loki: I believe in gay rights because I'm gay and I'm always right.

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Fandral: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Loki: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Sif: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Thor: Mine just says "Thor no."

Sif: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Thor: Do you love me?

Loki: So much. Why?

Thor: Just checking. It seems like you want me to die.