Mouse hell and cat heaven are the same place.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@theweightedworld
Mouse hell and cat heaven are the same place.
I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.
This is a fucking power move
I cant fall asleep cuddling. It suckssss
I have issues with that too sometimes. I know the feeling.
“Don’t wait until you’ve reached your goal to be proud of yourself. Be proud of every step you take towards reaching that goal.”
— Unknown
We live in a time, where humans have built a giant telescope in space, that is capable of seeing galaxies more than 13 billion light years away. Cars are starting to drive themselves and organs are grown in labs. The present is Sci-Fi AF
This is love
When babe takes you to Denny’s even though he hates going cause you got pregnancy cravings for pancakes and nachos. 😍💖💋
The gender fluid term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian
It's gonna be a hard life
Everytime my daughter kicks me my brain starts singing "kick me baby one more time"... This child is fucked. 😂
When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”
He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.
“Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!”
“No, I’m pretty sure she didn’t…”
I started getting mad. “She did! She said I was good at acting!”
“…That’s a thespian. A thespian.”
“…Oh.”
But in the end I just grew up to be a lesbian.
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dawyne Johnson’s ass and made a joke about hitting rock bottom?
what a mood
We live in the only era that has fat poor people.
There might have been a slave owner who purchased an abundance of slaves so that other slave owners couldn’t subject these slaves to horrible lives. If there was such a person, history would probably remember him in a negative light for owning so many slaves.
The Incredibles 2 can just be 2 hours of the Parr family chasing their flaming-laser-shooting-shape-shifting-lighting-conjuring baby around the house trying to change his diaper and I still would still pay to see it 15 times
It must have taken a long time to realise that color blindness existed.
there are two moods
The same adults making fun of millennials for participation trophies are the same adults calling themselves CEOs for selling makeup online