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Intro Post :>

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/AlternateSlug313/works

17yrs

Canadian

She/her, sapphic, ace

AuDHD

Special Interest: Marvel movies :3

Hyperfixation: Natasha Romanoff

Marvel Kinlist: Kate Bishop, Yelena Belova, Wanda Maximoff, Peter Parker, Kamala Khan, Mantis

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Me with Maria Hill 😭😭😭 idk what’s from the movies, comics, or fanfics

[bi-fangirl]

Yelena having a soft spot for abandoned test subjects 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[natasha-can-wield-mjolnir]

Heyyy friendly reminder in Iron Man 2 when asked what she would do if she knew it was her last birthday ever, Natasha said “I’d do whatever I wanted to do. With whoever I wanted to do it with.”

But then in Endgame, everyone left her. She was so desperate to get anyone to visit her, but it wasn’t working out. She likely spent her last birthday sorting through files or surveillance, maybe looking for Clint… and was entirely alone

Hope this helps! 🥰 have a lovely day everyone 🥰🥰🥰 Natasha won’t 🥰 because she’s dead

😚😚😚

[was-the-grink-there]

So, I’m going to die now btw

[blackwidowcanliftmjolnir]

Like Nat-

[shanestyreshop]

marvel what if but it’s just unanswered questions about the mcu. what really went down in Budapest. what happened on Staten Island. how did mcu peter get his powers. glorified fill in the blanks that let us get a little more from our characters.

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Staten Island is the new Budapest 😔

[tangayriineee]

OMGGGGGGGGG!!! THE VISIONQUEST TRAILER DROPPED THIS MORNING!!! BABY BOY TOMMY IS BACK!!! ULTRON!!! SOME CRAZY ASS FAKE AI WORLD (RELATABLE, UNFORTUNATELY-)!!! WANDA???!!! GENUINELY BEEN ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT FOR THIS ONE SINCE AAA!!! I AM DECEASED (JUST LIKE VISION WAS AND WANDA APPARENTLY IS- *GETS PIETRO'D*)!!! DOOMSDAY!!! 👀💅 AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- <333

[blackwidowcanliftmjolnir]

YESSSSSSSSS I LOVE ULTRON IDC BRING HIM BACKKKKK

[natasha-can-wield-mjolnir]

Heyyy friendly reminder in Iron Man 2 when asked what she would do if she knew it was her last birthday ever, Natasha said “I’d do whatever I wanted to do. With whoever I wanted to do it with.”

But then in Endgame, everyone left her. She was so desperate to get anyone to visit her, but it wasn’t working out. She likely spent her last birthday sorting through files or surveillance, maybe looking for Clint… and was entirely alone

Hope this helps! 🥰 have a lovely day everyone 🥰🥰🥰 Natasha won’t 🥰 because she’s dead

😚😚😚

[kazcritical]

Natasha and Maria both call Clint old man after discovering he's been in SHIELD for about over 20 years by the time Natasha joins SHIELD.

Maria: So... You joined when you were like 16?

Clint: Yeah.

Natasha: So if Maria joined when she was 22 in 2004..and I joined in 2008.

Maria: And it's 2012 and your 41... YOU'RE 17 YEARS MY SENIOR?

Natasha: How the hell is Maria a higher rank than you if you've got so much more experience?

Clint: Fury has favouritism.

Clint: I also just refuse the paperwork.

[bi-fangirl]

bob sends this to their Thunderbolts gc and gets kicked out and yelena has to add him back

[wellwellwell-ao3]

Reading a peterparkersfieldtriptostarkindustries fic for the first time in like 3 years and oh my god I’m coming home.

The word capsicle was used, I’ve collapsed.

They’re all cooking in the communal kitchen, I’m on the floor.

Natasha called Peter ребенок-паук, I’m curled in a ball.

They’re having a pre-arranged prank war the day of his field trip, I’m sobbing.

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DROP THE FIC DONT BE SHY

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President Jimmy Carter will return in Avengers: Doomsday

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I AM a Yelena variant, I just can’t prove it…!

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We should’ve had a movie between Infinity War and Endgame

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Steve started a swear jar for the Avengers. As soon as it was announced, Tony stuffed a few $100 bills in there and said he was paying in advance. Natasha and Clint proceeded to do the same. Thor put in a bar of asgardian gold because he wanted to feel included.

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Clint and Natasha on Vormir if they had an ounce of self-preservation

Clint: Before we hurl ourselves off a cliff, I have an idea

Natasha: The rules of the stone are quite clear-

Clint: We should seduce the red floaty guy

Natasha: …

Natasha: What.

Clint: Just listen! To get the stone, you need to lose the person you love most, right? So this could easily be solved if we find new favorite people

Natasha: … So you want to-

Clint: Seduce red floaty guy. I’ll take the ship and I’ll hang out with Rhodey and Nebula on Morag. That way you’ll forget about me, and you can seduce him, and since he’s the only person you’ll be in contact with you’ll be incredibly lonely and fall for him quite easily. Then you just need to push him off the cliff

Natasha: …

Clint: It’s a solid plan

Natasha: If I’m being honest, I’d rather just jump off the cliff…

Clint: Okay, FINE. I’LL seduce red floaty guy, HAPPY?

Natasha: Not sure that’s the right word, but I do need to see this

Natasha: *pulls out her phone*

Clint: You can’t record this.

Natasha: You don’t want video record of you saving the world?

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Bucky: Bob, why did you order two giant potatoes in a cardboard box and who did you order it from?

Bob: ???

Bob: That was NOT me. Why would you assume it was me???

John: I mean. Who else…?

Bob: Alexei?

Yelena: … uhhhhhhh-

Bucky: …What…

Yelena: I think the potatoes are for me

Bucky: Why?

Yelena: I think Spider-Man sent me potatoes… One for Hulk and one for Jean Grey

Bucky: Who the hell is Jean Grey?

Yelena: *sighs* A big potato…

Bucky: Okay, Bob, can you translate?

Bob: I really don’t know what she’s saying here, man…

[marisol-000]

I'm watching Frank watch hundreds of people get psychicaly controlled at once with no way to get close to Jean like "damn, how's he gonna shoot his way outta this one, I guess he'll have to actually take a different approach for one- Oh, no, he's using a sniper."