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Me: I can’t believe you’ve created ANOTHER cult!

Friend: but I didn’t realise it was a cult at the time!

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The latest Tweets from weirdass tweets about my weirdass life (@weirdasfcklife). certified weirdo | 16 | lot of fandoms | not sure what im d

My twitter. It’s like the censored version of my tumblr.

(Censored because people from my school have twitter, but only one has been confirmed to have tumblr and he’s cool as anyway)

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“You’ll also need to know... buses! For your test. Choo choo! Oh wait that’s trains... nevermind...”

— My computing teacher this morning

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Something that happened in GCSE further maths (I don’t know how I managed to get into this class)

Kid in my class (let’s call them A): HOW SOON CAN I DROP FURTHER MATHS?!?! *slams head against desk repeatedly*

Teacher: A, this isn’t even further maths yet. We’re still doing regular maths.

*A continues to bang head against desk for pretty much the remainder of the lesson*

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“All I have left is my sanity and my cousins (borrowed) grammarly subscription.”

— Me, rocking a solid 2 hours of sleep over the period of five days, trying to finish three essays all overdue.

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Actually change that to just the grammarly subscription...

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“All I have left is my sanity and my cousins (borrowed) grammarly subscription.”

— Me, rocking a solid 2 hours of sleep over the period of five days, trying to finish three essays all overdue.

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Should I be worried?

My friend told me his book is too boring, so he’s going to kill off a few characters to liven it up a bit.

He’s writing an autobiography.

Should I be worried?

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weirdass tweets about my weirdass life on Twitter

“You know shits getting real when you remember that time you had to catfish your boyfriend... https://t.co/AAlXcmZZQl”

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[the-floral-skeleton]

I find this super funny because I’ve had a mat geo subscription since I was 12, and I actually let out a happy squeal when I realized I would be getting it on top of Pixar, Star Wars, and everything else

[everythingfox]

“The music fits quite nicely for this little guy”

(Source)

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I can’t not reblog this it’s a masterpiece

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This is not a rave, it's a geography trip.

Random kid on the coach after being forced to turn the speakers off.

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I won't have any children so I can't make them do the work.

Random kid in my year, overheard on the geography field trip last week.

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Don’t Get Me Started/Conspiracy

If you ever want to play a game and are sick and tired of “Truth or Dare”, “Never Have I Ever” And “Spin The Bottle” play “Don’t Get Me Started”. It’s brilliant, you get given a topic and you have to go on an angry rant about it. Or, play “Conspiracy” - you’re given two topics and you have to find a link between them, I was given “cheese and chairs” and let me say, it was a wild ride XD

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Norwegian Vampires

Person A: I'M NOT A NORWEGIAN VAMPIRE!

Person B: But I thought all vampires were from Norway?

Person A: For the last time, I am NOT a vampire!

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Only the weak fear death.

Me

Sleep-deprived and stressed, I walked into school late yesterday morning. There were a few guys guiding in a truck with new pianos in, and I walked straight out in front of it. 

One of the guys guiding the truck in said: “You’ll get run over.”

I looked him dead in the eye and replied “Only the weak fear death.” 

And then I went to geography.

I think I scared him a little

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I’m a walking irony

I’m writing a book whilst simultaneously failing gcse english literature.

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The Pope

My school has portacabins as well as actual classrooms, and I have maths in a portacabin every p2 wednesday. The classroom has a lifesize cardboard cutout of the pope in it, and it has had it there for years. NO ONE KNOWS WHY.

One there was a cabbage in the same classroom, naturally everyone assumed it belonged to the Pope.

One time there was a massive gust of wind and the fire escape door blew open and hit the pope and he fell and hit a girl in the face and I’ve never laughed so much in my entire life.

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the pope freaks me the fuck out

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update: the pope has MOVED and he is now outside my friends form room.

still freaky as all hell