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"I have just realized this is a blog with a lot more shitpost than anticipated." -Me, Today-

[boredpanda]

Sleepy Kittens Doing What They Do Best – Sleep

[insomniac-banana]

jimmyangelfallon!!!!!!!!

[idcaboutreality]

Ore Monogatari is the cutest fucking anime that steps away from the other shoujos because of its very unique character design AND their personaloties like I have so much respect and love for this fucking show.

[lethesomething]

Suna is just the best bro in history

Can I just mention how frigging precious Suna is in the Chocolate episode?

He’s always making sure mister dazed-by-love gets home safely, but this bit is particularly cute.

And then there’s Fierce Suna, sticking up for his way-too-good-for-this-world friend.

And this….

OMG look at him. Look at that smile. Seeing Takeo happy just genuinely pleases him. Someone give this boy a prize, and all of the love.

[i-yuniku]

Android Rhythm Games

I decided to list some rhythm games i know, for people in need for it. Not every game can be downloaded worldwide, but there are ways to get them anyway… I didn’t try them all, sorry! I have limited space (sadly)!

Card Collecting Rhythm games (gender you can collect):

Ai ★Chu (Boys)

AKB48グループ ついに公式音ゲーでました  (Girls)

喵星物語 (Both, Animals)

DREAM BEAT! (Girls)

ハロプロ タップライブ (Girls) 

Idol Chronicle (Girls)

IDOLiSH7 (Boys)

IDOLRISM (Both) - was very easy to navigate, since the menus also had english under the japanese, but it seems like the service will end at the end of the month?

School idol festival (Girls) [EN] [JP] [Korean]

SHOW BY ROCK!! (Both, Animals)

Tokyo 7th Sisters (Girls)

Other rhythm games:

Angelmania

Bakumatsu Rock -BEGINNING SOUL-

beat gather u

Beat PangPang

BIT.TRIP BEAT

Chase

Cytus

DanceDanceRevolution S

Deemo

DJMAX RAY

DJMAX TECHNIKA Q

Dynamix

EatBeat DeadSpike-san

EXILE TRIBE BEAT

Groove Coaster 2

GROOVE S. E

Hachi Dachi

High5

jubeat plus

Music Samurai

Nanli Bluss

Noah’s Bottle

O²Jam

OverRapid (open beta)

Pretty Rhythm Shake

Radiohammer (Whatever the difference of this and station should be other than other brand and pay or in app purcharse of items)

Radiohammer Station

Record Run

ReRave Plus

RING STAR

TAP SONIC

Thapster

Tone Sphere (not out yet, but there is an alpha test version aviable)

of course there are more, but I am tired right now and listing every of them would simply be to much (also there are so many very bad ones). However I will update if a new one comes out that I really want in the list (and given that there are many card collecting rhythm games were announced that will happen really fast)

[cryptidbitch-deactivated2017080]

THINGS NOT TO IMAGINE UR OTP DOING

LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLUTCHING THEIR STOMACHS, SNORTING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE

Person A leaving tHIGH HICKEYS ON PERSON B (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)

BOTH OF THEM BEING THE BEST FRIENDS THAT EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES IS A COUPLE AND NO ONe is even surprised when they announce their official bc wtf do u mean u werent before

GIVINGG EACH OTHER ESKIMO KISSES

GIVING EACH OTHER BUTTERFLY KISSES

FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE

WRESTLING MATCH ON THE COUCH THAT ENDS WITH ONE OF THEM HITTING THEIR HEADS ON THE FLOOR AND THE OTHER HAS TO KISS THE BOOBOO BETTER

GOING ON AN ICE SKATING DATE AND PERSON A BEING A KLUTZ THAT KEEPS FALLING SO PERSON B HAS TO HOLD THEIR HANDS BUT THEY BOTH END UP TRIPPING AND LANDING ON THEIR ASSES AND EVERYONE STARES AT THEM AS THEY KEEP LAUGHING

DOING CUDDLY MOVIE NIGHTS AND CRYING OVER CHEESY CHICK FLICKS

MAKING FUN OF BAD MOVIES TOGETHER

BEING THE ANNOYING PPL IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER THAT TRY TO THROW POPCORN AT PEOPLE

FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE BIG SPOON

NO

NOW I’M CRYING

ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT 

I DIDN’T NEED THIS

[copper-trumpet]

amaguk

[theweirdnightskyelfthing]

ibarrel

[shinsouban]

the faces in Ace’s story were cute!!

[super-wolves-blog]

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

[ephemeral-earthling]

True

[padfootvioletstilinski-deactiva]

[welcome-foolishmortals]

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

[jocundasykes]

ICH WEINE

[spacecadetlexx]

HOMO HOT LIPS

[smerchfanatic]

HUNGRY FOR DONG

[hpldreads]

Urban fantasy you might have already read and enjoyed:

The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan

Bloodlines by Richelle Mead

City of Bones by Cassandra Clare

Our Reccomendations:

Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis Klause

Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater

Cry Wolf by Patricia Briggs

Nightshade by Andrea Cremer

Moon Called by Patricia Briggs

Dust City by Rober Paul Weston

White Cat by Holly Black

The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater

Mystic City by Theo Lawrence

Beastly by Alex Flinn

Half Bad by Sally Green

Blood Magic by Tessa Gratton

Marked by P.C. Cast

Glass Houses by Rachel Caine

Blue Bloods by Melissa de la Cruz

The Vampire Diaries by L.J. Smith

Infinity by Sherrilyn Kenyon

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner by Stephanie Meyer

Hellblazer by Jamie Delano

Department 19 by Will Hill

Her Dark Destiny by Dave Ferraro

Strange Angels by Lili Saintcrow

Alice in Zombieland by Gena Showalter

Forsaken by Jana Oliver

Tithe by Holly Black

Wondrous Strange by Lesley Livingston

Lament by Maggie Stiefvater

I Was A Teenage Fairy by Francesca Lia Block

The Iron King by Julie Kagawa

Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr

Starcrossed by Josephine Angelini

The Wicked and the Divine by Kieron Gillen

City of Stairs by Robert Jackson Bennett

The Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan

Touch of Frost by Jennifer Estep

Ink by Amanda Sun

Unspoken by Sarah Rees Breenan

Intertwined by Gena Showalter

Soul Screamers by Rachel Vincent

Paranormalcy by Kiersten White

The Coldest Girl in Coldtown by Holly Black

Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by picking up a hitchhiker and then showing up to my own funeral

This happened a few years ago and I was living in Zimbabwe at the time, and I was having a pretty bad day, I was going to see my auntie who lived about 400km away from me. If youre african you’ll understnad that this was no small journey. So I got in my car and set off and about 3 hours into the journey i came across a Dude by the side of the road who was going in the same direction, so out of the goodness of my heart i said jump in. we go to talking and he happened to be going to exact same village as me and he knew my auntie!.

Half an hour passes and we’re making polite chit chat and reminiscing about old times in zimbabwe, when all of a sudden he tell me to pull over, so I do. he runs out of the car and starts making wretching noises, so i assume he’s throwing up, its dark at this point so i cant really see much, so i go check on him ( first mistake). I get out and go to his side expecting him to be there but he’s not…..Then I here someone behind and me and before i know it im unconcious! so I wake up a couple hours later( iknow this becuase the sun was coming up at this point) without my car, clothes or wallet. so im thinking great. i look around and see im on some farmland wearing the giys clothes. SO i start walking in no particular direction and eventually come across a settlement.

I explain to them my situation and they tell me that the nearest main road is at least a good half a days walk from where I am and they dont get many cars coming through this part but they heard one last night ( which might be our thief). I start walking in the direction they point me in and after what felt like forever i come acroos a road, so I pitch up and start waiting, ( now i know most of you are thinking why not call someone, i had no phone with me and I dont have the best memory so I didnt know any numbers that would come in handy). after a couple of hours a car stops and lets me hitch I let him know the situaion and he says we’re in the complete opposite direction of my intended destination but he’s willing to drop me close enough to walk the rest of the way to which I thought great!

its takes a good two days to get there and he drops me off and i say my goodbyes to my driver, I take down his number so i can repay him later on. At this point im starting to recoginise my surroundings, I walk for a few miles and as im getting closer to my aunties i can here a lots of singing and what appears to be a large crowd which i though was strange. Im about 100 feet from the house and i see my Son which again i thought was strange because he was meant to be in school at this time, but instead of running to me and hugging me as he normally does…he runs away screaming to my complete bewilderment. I get to the the gate and all of a sudden the large crowd alerted by my sons scream has stopped singing and is stood silent. my wife appears and starts to run towards me hugging and kissing me like Ive been gone for months. My auntie appears and immediately faints when she sees me.

I still have no clue whats going on at this point and im exhausted, so we rush to get my auntie inside and I see my picture ontop of a large box that resembles a coffin sitting in the living room….

So it turns out that the guy who robbed me and made off with my car my wallet and all my clothes was in a car crash so bad that they couldnt identify the body and because the only things they could use to identify him was my wallet, they assumed it was me that had died in the crash. since there was no body of sorts they could arrange the funeral preety quickly and that is what I had stumbled upon. My son still has nightmares to this day and and my wife has told me never to pick up a hitch hiker ever again.

TL;DR Got carjacked, robber died and family thought it was me, they arrange my funeral and I somehow manage to stumble upon my own funeral.

[theweirdnightskyelfthing]

I don't give an altar

[hotzar-deactivated20160118]

[venomlad64]

[indonesianbob68]

[aforasiandramas]

[jojosbrazzeradventures]

When did Death Note get a live action gay porno

[straightwhiteboystexting]

(this is on kik)

[satanstrousers]

Does anyone else have that friend where it’s just like “Literally nothing you say can shock me anymore. We have said the worst possible things to each other in the form of sarcastic banter to the point that I have become numb to the moral reality of this world.”

[mackseptiplier-blog]

Halloween is coming up and since I know how you all can get sometimes I feel like this is a necessary reminder: don’t make fun/make any sort of derogatory comment about a child wearing a minion costume. Children LIKE minions, there will be A LOT of little minions running around this Halloween. No one cares if you hate minions, no one wants to hear that you hate minions, so keep it to yourself. Tell those kids this Halloween that their minion costume is the best you’ve ever seen and that minions are your favorite character in the world. Just don’t be an asshole.