Sexually inexperienced Negan/slut Carl
Eighteen-year-old Negan kills his terrible stepdad to protect his mum. Perhaps stepdad’s relatives arrive during the fight and Negan kills them too in a fit of rage, thus attracting an almost thirty year prison sentence from a judge who hates him. Anyway he’s got some major internalised homophobia despite being *super* bisexual and absolutely refuses to be ‘gay for the stay’ in prison.
He comes out of prison mid-forties, either a virgin or sexually inexperienced, completely resolved to never sleeping with a man.
Carl comes along, a bit of a slut bless him, out and proud, and allows Negan to be his roommate while he’s navigating life on the outside. It starts off fine, but Negan is always silently judging Carl. Then while getting to know Carl, he starts to develop feelings for him that he doesn’t want to acknowledge, so he’s either kinda mean to Carl or he completely avoids him. He sometimes hears Carl and his various conquests through the bedroom wall and gets curious, then hates himself for it, but Carl’s gay and he’s not so bad so Negan hates himself for hating himself for getting curious.
Months pass, Negan is too busy with the only job that would hire him to think about dating or even hooking up. Negan finally allows himself to accept his own feelings for Carl. The boy’s flirting is getting obvious and Negan can’t help but just… fall into it. Negan hasn’t kissed anyone in decades, and Carl seems to realise this immediately because he has to teach him how to kiss, and shortly after, how to fuck.
Negan gets over the internalised homophobia and embraces being with another dude, but soon he has the “FUCK I COULDA BEEN DOING THIS FOR TWO AND A HALF DECADES IN PRISON BUT I WAS TOO GODDAMN STUBBORN” moment 😂
