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Hello! My name is Milo. They/them. Just random shit posting. Have a separate account for writing. Some random things here and there. I'm into FNAF, MPHFPC, Good Omens, DBD, ect.

[theweirdoinurhouse]

Alright losers, I made a blog where I'll post only my writing. So if u don't like my random shit posting and like only my writing,u can go over there

I'll try my best to actually post. Have fun.

[vampyrhe]

i love them

[theweirdoinurhouse]

Guys DC commented under a Superbat tiktok, we win.

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

[jazzy-officia1]

an Extensive list of every character i have seen get shipped with ryland “party bottom” grace:

-eva stratt (phm) -carl (phm) -yao li-jie (phm) -olesya ilyukhina (phm) -rocky (phm) -adrian/rockys mate (phm) -simon (iron lung) -ava (iron lung) -mickey (mickey 17) -mike schmidt (fnaf movie) -tenth doctor (doctor who) -clark (backrooms) -joeseph cooper (interstellar) -mark watney (the martian) -lars (lars and the real girl) -driver (drive) -officer k (blade runner 2049) -courtland gentry/sierra six (the gray man) -ken (barbie) -holland march (the nice guys) -sebastian wilder (la la land)

someone Stop This Man

[anna-lioncourt]

loser nerd boyfriend core

[theweirdoinurhouse]

Grace decides to show Rocky what musicals are one day on the ship. He wears Rocky's celebration clothes and asks him to make some more for "a surprise." He performs and dances and (terribly) sings. It was going great!

Apparently, to his (not really) demise, performing for an eridian is a form of courting. And on top of that, Grave wore Rocky's celebration clothes, which is basically the equivalent to wearing someone's shirt/hoodie.

So Rocky now thinks Grace wants to be mates. He looks up some human courting rituals after Grace can't seem to catch the hint when Rocky tries other Eridian methods. He makes Grace xenonite flowers. He sings to him. Hell, he even eats more in front of him!

Eventually, Rocky gives up and just tells Grace that he's been trying to court him. Grace gets extremely flustered and asks why. That's when Rocky tells Grace that he had danced for Rocky, so Rocky did human courting rituals for Grace in return. Grace explains that he just wanted to show Rocky some Earth things, and Rocky gets upset and rolls off to his tunnels.

After a couple hours, Grace finds Rocky and tells him that he actually wouldn't mind being mates. Rocky does his little jazz hands and let's Grace hug his ball. Then they go to Erid and meet Adrian and boom polycule deal with it.

[wolfythewitch]

rocky introducing grace to adrian

[silicon-katydid]

[omputue]

Shout out to animated shows intended for younger audiences that lowkey still hit (this isnt even all of them)

[raynetheinsane]

im an infinitely bigger fan of “there are two beds but they come up with a reason to only use one” than “there was only one bed”

because yes, these guys may have met randomly and by happenstance, but now? now they actively choose each other every single day and seek out places to be closer to each other

[strongerpotions]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW TRAP 🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚

[mintaikkcorpse]

I do not "only engage in media with queer characters." I enjoy the media, and then I actively LOOK for queer characters. If I don't find one, I LOOK HARDER. If I can't find queer characters, I HEADCANON them as queer. You complain about your favorite media not having queer representation? Then I will FIND queer representation. And if I can't find it, then I will FORCE queer representation.

[james-spooky]

more podcast headers ! :] part one here.

[hurtpeoplex2]

the x-mansion kitchen has seen far too much.

[softctrll]

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

[marrziy]

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