I Am Zack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection

---Zak 20 Colorado--- --i post things--

[sheldony]

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This song could be Sam Winchester’s anthem

(Original vid)

[overa-chievious-deactivated2022]

Was expecting some angsty beautiful song about family or dead girlfriends.

This is a million billion times more appropriate.

[kyrianne]

HOLY FUCKING FRAPDFS

[mirab3lle]

thank you

[thewhoever]

Bringing this back cause yes

[tastefullyoffensive]

Realistic New Year’s Resolutions by Joanna Borns Previously: 10 Little Known Facts

[treecat22]

How to scare the crap out of a whovian

set a small stone angel in your yard

invite whovian to your house

set wifi to ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

randomly move angel’s position close to the house

start repeating everything they say

when they fall asleep, draw tally marks on their skin with sharpie

wake them up wearing a gas mask and saying “are you my mummy?

[fcclsgold-deactivated20151011]

slow down there satan

[donna-wouldnt-forget-adam]

[dadawashere-deactivated20130521]

[thewhoever]

[thewhoever]

[thatothernguyen]

are penguins even real omfg

[thewhoever]

i think at some point or another we all become the bad guy, but it doesnt make it any less horrible when youve sworn to yourself and everyone else that you would never be, and then thats where you end up anyway. idunno, maybe i just hold too high a standard for myself and ill always be reaching for something inches from my fingertips. it feels like this time, it took stepping on other peoples backs to get myself to where i wanted to be. so is it worth my time to fix myself, when in the end ill never reach my own expecations, and in the process ill have just let myself and everyone else down. maybe ill just keep walking aimlessly around until i possibly stumble onto the right path, and i wont have to fool myself into thinking its the right way and that i should ignore my gut instinct to ignore my other gut instincts because thats what it always comes down to--me telling myself to shut up. or maybe i should just shut up after all. maybe i should just disappear into a cave somewhere where i wont have to make a life for myself and find a person to live it with.

maybe one day ill have my life sorted. one can dream i guess, but for now i feel like shit because i am shit.

if you see this, remember that i realize i let you down, and it hurts worse than i could have imagined.

now im gonna go to sleep so i dont have to dwell on this any longer than i need to. 

[thewhoever]

every merlin episode ever

evil sorcerer: performs evil magic

evil sorcerer: KASSGFG ERASTYV VUHGITHY UTHER PENDRAGON

evil sorcerer: maniacal laugh

*****

arthur: omg merlin ur the worst servant ever

merlin: ur fat

arthur: go clean the horse shit off my boots asshole

gaius: long day?

merlin: how come no1 appreciates me

gaius: wow sorry ur life's so fucking hard

merlin: wut

gaius: eat ur porridge

merlin:

random knight: uther requests ur presence immediately

******

uther: omg gaius this thing just gave eleventy eight knights a disease

uther: they r dying

uther: wats going on

gaius: well there's this legend of magic things doing this

uther:

gaius:

uther: lol the thats the dumbest shit i ever heard ur really stupid

gaius: no for realz

uther: omg

uther: not my division u go arthur

arthur: but pops

uther: did i fucking stutter

arthur: ok nvm

*********

merlin: arthur this is a fucking bad idea

arthur: i luv my daddy he said it was good so it is

merlin: no

arthur:

merlin:

arthur: whatevs im taking u with me

merlin: wut

arthur: ily

merlin: u2

arthur: wut

merlin: wut

***********

arthur: hmm this twig tells me something has been here

knight: my lord its a monster

arthur: oh shit

knights: throw swords

arthur: it must be magic cuz nothing works

merlin: asgdf tfhtrdf filyghgtktf *eyes glow gold*

monster: runs away

arthur: wut

knights: wut

merlin:

arthur: wow merlin ur a fuckin scaredy cat

arthur: its a good thing u have me

arthur: i saved ur life

*************

arthur: daddy ily but the thingy is still out there

uther: ur a fucking disappointment

arthur: i kno

uther: try again 2morro u coward

arthur: ok ily

uther: go away fatass

*************

gaius: so wut happened

merlin: my powers r not strong enuff

gaius: i believe in u

merlin: arthur called me a scaredy cat

gaius: no ur not

merlin: thank

****************

dragon: young warlock

merlin: hey gurl

dragon: how u been

merlin: ugh dont even get me started

dragon:

merlin:

dragon: well wtf do u want

merlin: how do i defeat this beast

dragon: idk

merlin: yes u do

dragon: u will understand when the time is ripe

merlin: what the fuck

dragon: 2 sides same coin

merlin: no he called me a scaredy cat

dragon: sometimes it lasts in luv but sometimes it hurts instead

merlin:

dragon:

merlin: fuck u

*****************

arthur: if i dont make it today merlin

merlin: yes

arthur: ....

merlin: wut is it my lord

arthur: ur not a scaredy cat ok

merlin: *blushes* ok

knights: um

arthur: omg its here look the monster

merlin: oh shit

knights and arthur: *hits monster with swords*

merlin: omg i hope arthur's ok

arthur: almost dies

merlin: fuck

merlin: ASDFGHVEVK WGFH TGN *eyes glow gold*

monster: *dies*

arthur:

merlin:

knights:

arthur: i did it

arthur: its a good thing i was here

arthur: to save merlin

arthur: i saved his life

arthur: ur still a scaredy cat merlin

merlin: fuck u

**************

uther: wow my son is so brave and dashing

arthur: i'd like to thank my knights and the academy

uther: wut a great prince amiright

merlin: fuck this shit

**************

gaius: im proud of u

merlin: thank

gaius: u still have to clean my leech tank haha

merlin: hahahahaha

gaius: hahahahaaaha

credits

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[thewhoever]

This is the elusive girlfriend of Zak.  We just spent 2 1/2 weeks together and I leave tomorrow. I shall leave his blog with some words of wisdom. Butts. That is all.

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

[thewhoever]

i have zero ideas for this short story thing im supposed to be writing, so instead im going to surf tumblr for inspiration. suggestions also welcome i guess

[neopound]

[thewhoever]

Interviewer: How is The Fault In Our Stars? 


John Green: It’s okay

Interviewer: Okay?


John Green: Okay

[thewhoever]

You're a weirdo but at least your girlfriend is kinda cool.

i suppose you would know :P

[thewhoever]

so i never use this thing anymore. i suppose i should fill you all in on stuff if you were wondering whether or not i died or got addicted to hard drugs. sorry to disappoint but i only got a girlfriend and had a life consuming job.