officer friendly . . 🧟

𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦. 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴.

[thewhoreforhordes]

“𝐦𝐲 𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙮 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 🧟‍♂️ 𝐦𝐲 𝔴𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔥.”

𐌂𐌀𐌋𐌋 𐌌𐌄 ‘𐌌’ !

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍖 ⋅ . . . ℓєαяη αвσυт уσυя ƒανє !

ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟʏ ᴏᴜᴛʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ! ☣︎

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☢︎ sᴇᴇᴋ sʜᴇʟᴛᴇʀ ᴀsᴀᴘ ! 🥩 . . .

. . . 🪓 . ⋆˚࿔ 8teen, multiracial, he/him,

writer (sometimes) and alll yours ;P !

(¬ ´ཀ` )¬ ᵒᵐ ⁿᵒᵐ ⁿᵒᵐ ᵎ

[zuk0-art]

Connor x frutiger aero

[namii222]

This was so much funnier in my head

(original image)

[thewhoreforhordes]

m posts once in a millennia?? call that m.i.a

[thewhoreforhordes]

. 𖥔 ݁ ˖ 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙡𝙤𝙬

who says coworkers can’t be lovers? okay, maybe him being an android complicates things a bit. it’s okay, you just have to keep it “on the down-low”.

— 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩? ; connor — RK800/gn!reader

— 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣’? established secret relationship, mentions of vomit and alcohol, hank being the father figure we all need, vaguely suggestive, jealous reader kinda, androids need to back off our man!

— 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚? ; hellohellohello! this is the first post since the finale of the 1-800 series! how we feeling?

i have so many drafts and ideas for drabbles and smaus but like no motivation to write more than the occasional text fic 😢 oh well, i hope yall enjoy sneaking around with connor! be good people! 💖

[thewhoreforhordes]

Shuffling in. hi. I rewatched a dbh playthrough like 2 days ago .. would you consider writing something for Rk800-60? Dealer’s choice!

shuffles in as well. hello.

i WOULD in fact consider writing something for sixty 👀 give me a while to figure out what and this post will be tagged with the link when i do :)

[thewhoreforhordes]

Eating connor butt

i have no idea if this is a serious ask but i CACKLED at the way it was worded, thank you anon for making me giggle 😭

[thewhoreforhordes]

. 𖥔 ݁ ˖ 1-800-ROBO-QT (SMAU)

’ ’ you’re a detective at the DPD, and connor is the android assigned to assist you in the cases involving deviants. granted, it seems that he is the most deviant of them all. :)

— 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩? ; connor — RK800/gn!reader

— 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣’? a continuation of this smau (pt. 2, pt. 3, AU, pt. 4, pt. 5, pt. 6, pt. 7), fluff, jealous connor, smart android is stupid with love, reader is smitten

— 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚? ; finale!

everybody cheer 🥳 i had so much fun making this series but i’m glad its over bc i was beginning to lose interest 😢 regardless, i had sososo much fun and i hope you guys enjoy this last part! i am taking requests for more things such as this and i would love to hear what yall have in store for me :)

as always, enjoy, and be good people!

[thewhoreforhordes]

how to post daily no glue no borax no burnout

[thewhoreforhordes]

. 𖥔 ݁ ˖ 1-800-ROBO-QT (SMAU)

‘ ‘ you’re a detective at the DPD, and, unluckily for you, you just so happened to fall in love with the android assigned to assist you in investigating the cases. on the bright side, it doesn’t seem unrequited.

— 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩? ; connor — RK800/gn!reader

— 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣’? a continuation of this smau (pt. 2, pt. 3, AU, pt. 4, pt. 5, pt. 6), fluff, protectiveness, gavin’s an asshole, mention of slutshaming (technically), nervous romance, a date? 👀 (but not really) ((or is it..))

— 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚? ; i’m so sorry i did not post the past two days!! i’ve been busy with various things and was exhausted today when i finally got home and crashed! 😿 anywho, this series is soon coming to a close, i have some ideas for others but let me know what y'all wanna see next 👀

[thewhoreforhordes]

any soft love and developing empathy for Nines aka RK900 and a detective? 🥺

yuppers! just posted, it’s right here <- can’t miss it!!

[thewhoreforhordes]

. 𖥔 ݁ ˖ <3, u luv me

you’re a detective at the DPD after the revolution, and the android cyberlife assigned to assist you is a complete jerk. despite this, you can’t help but hold out hope that there’s something more to him.

— 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩? ; connor “nines” - RK900 /reader

— 𝙬𝙝𝙤’𝙨 𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙣’? ; “ any soft love and developing empathy for Nines aka RK900 and a detective? ”

— 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣’? ; RK900 is an asshole and he knows it, workaholic nines, reader's a goofball and gets on nines’ nerves, nines sucks at emotions, reader puts up with him for some reason...

— 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚? ; this did so ass booty bunz when i crossposted it, i'm lwkenuinely flopping 🥹✌️it's okay tho, ik my tumblr gng got me 🤑 anyway, i don’t really know how to write for nines so i just... winged it. enjoy! be good ppl ;)

[thewhoreforhordes]

. 𖥔 ݁ ˖ 1-800-ROBO-QT (SMAU)

you’re a detective at the DPD and you began to fall in love with the android assigned to aid you in cases involving deviants. eventually, you accepted the fact he would never feel the same way. it appears he did not.

— 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩? ; connor — RK800/reader

— 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣’? ; a continuation of this smau (pt. 2, pt. 3, AU, pt. 4, pt. 5), fluff, slowburn, connor’s finally awakening, he still refuses to call himself a deviant tho, unspoken words, miscommunication, reader needs to lock in, slight jealous & flirtatious connor, mentions of fighting, hank's a grumpy old man (but a sweetheart on the inside)

— 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚? ; yes i reused pictures for this one #whogonstopme, ANYWAY, part 6, finally getting somewhere with these two idiots, and my lord did i not expect to make this many parts of the same damn smau 😭 i love making them a lot tho, and i’m happy yall love reading 'em! enjoy, and be good people 🥳💖 (also for some reason this did not post yesterday so yall are getting it today)

[thewhoreforhordes]

more DBH writers!! oh my lord i read ur shit like a morning newspaper, keep it up <3!!

ugh, thank you, this is so sweet!!! 💖💖

i love writing for dbh, especially the smaus 🥹 they're so much easier to post consistently bc i don't have to worry about actions and shit, and i'm so happy that you guys like them!!

[thewhoreforhordes]

. 𖥔 ݁ ˖ 1-800-ROBO-QT (SMAU)

you’re a detective at the DPD and connor is the android assigned to the task of helping you investigate deviants. you began to fall in love with him over the past few months of knowing each other, and as it turns out, so did he.

— 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩? ; connor — RK800/reader

— 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣’? ; a continuation of this smau (pt. 2, pt. 3, AU, pt. 4), fluff, slowburn, mentions of a kiss, mentions of drinking, mentions of fighting, connor is slowly waking up despite being stubborn, reader is a (not-so) discreet flirt

— 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚? ; we’re finally getting somewhere with these two, everybody cheer 🥳 ugh, i love this series so much, i want to write an actual series on here but i already feel swamped with my current projects 😿 eventually, i’ll post my hcs and make a series with connor so stay tuned 💖 i hope you enjoy this one, and be good people!

[thewhoreforhordes]

. . . ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴅᴇᴠɪᴀɴᴛ.

𐌅𐌵𐌋𐌋 Ꮤ𖣠Ɽ𐌊𐌔

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 (𝗥𝗞𝟴𝟬𝟬)

1-800-ROBO-QT (2, 3, AU, 4)

ᴡʜᴀᴛs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀʟɪᴏ, ᴍ? — 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝖺 𝖽𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖣𝖯𝖣, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗇𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗋𝗈𝗂𝖽 𝖼𝗒𝖻𝖾𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗌𝗄 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖽𝖾𝗏𝗂𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝗂𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗉𝗉 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽. (𝖲𝖬𝖠𝖴)

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯 (𝗥𝗞𝟮𝟬𝟬)

. . . 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝖾𝗍!

𐌃Ɽ𐌀𐌁𐌁𐌋𐌄𐌔

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 (𝗥𝗞𝟴𝟬𝟬)

. . . 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝖾𝗍!

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯 (𝗥𝗞𝟮𝟬𝟬)

. . . 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝖾𝗍!

[thewhoreforhordes]

. 𖥔 ݁ ˖ 1-800-ROBO-QT (SMAU)

you are a detective at the DPD and connor is the android assigned to help you investigate the cases involving deviants. over the course of the past couple months, you began to catch feelings for him. you accepted he couldn’t feel the same way, or could he?

— 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩? ; connor — RK800/reader

— 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣’? ; a continuation of this smau (pt. 2, pt. 3, AU), connor finally waking up? 👀, hurt/comfort, reader is mortified by their drunken activities—and only seems to remember bits and pieces, connor is stupid, reader is distant

— 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚? ; two posts in one day? what a shocker! nah, but fr, this is today’s actual post, the last one was from yesterday 😭, i don’t have much to say abt this one, other than stay tuned 🥳