sleep sentence starters 💤
"*yawn* I'm not tired I swear..."
"I'm too tired for this shit."
"Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."
"You can take a nap on me if you want."
*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*
"I just had the weirdest dream... and you were in it!"
"My snoring's not that bad..."
"I do not snore!"
"Do I really snore?"
"I'm trying to sleep here!"
"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."
*yawn*
"I do not drool when I sleep!"
"Do I really drool when I sleep?"
"If you do the cold water prank on me while I'm sleeping I'll kill you."
"If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I'm sleeping you're dead to me."
*sleepy mumbling noises*
"Do I really talk in my sleep?"
"Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?"
"Have a nice nap?"
"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."
"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"
"Having trouble sleeping?"
"You can sleep in my bed if you want."
"Your snoring kept me up all night."
"Go to sleep already..."
"You were crying in your sleep... is everything alright?"
"Bad dreams again?"
"Not another nightmare is it?"
"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."
*draws mustache on you while you sleep*
"You woke me up... I was having a nice nap too..."
"I wanna go back to bed..."
"Wh-? I jus' woke up..."
"You sleep too much."
"You don't sleep enough"
"You look so cute when you're asleep. So peaceful."
"Sometimes I watch you sleep."
