The Witch Mashi

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Moira: Do you think we’ll ever be more than just colleagues, Angela? Angela: No. Moira: Not even friends? Angela: (glares) Definitely not. Moira: Rivals? Angela: Now you’re getting warmer.

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Blair : Miss Privet, I did something really dumb. Miss Privet: What did you do, Blair? Blair : Um… do you want the short version or the long version? Miss Privet: (sighs) Let’s start with the short one. Blair : I messed up. Miss Privet: And the long version? Blair : I messed up… a lot.

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AWWW...❤️

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Moira: McCree, you can't possibly understand the importance of my research.

McCree: I understand just fine, Doc. But I also understand that relationships require time and attention.

Moira: My work is my priority, McCree. Angela knows that.

Angela: (Entering) Knows what, exactly?

Genji: (Sipping his tea) Looks like it's getting interesting again.

Gabriel: (Observing quietly) They'll figure it out eventually.

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Gabriel: Moira, Angela stopped by the Blackwatch headquarters today.

Moira: Really? Did she say why?

Gabriel: No, but I can guess.

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Moira: "Can I take a picture with you to prove to my friends that angels exist?"

Angela: "Of course, but only if I can add 'posing with a devil' to my collection."

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Can someone write a fanfiction where Angela is older than Moira...

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Artistic Showdown: Moira vs. Angela

Part 2

Gabriel: (smirks) Hey, Moira, have you shown your latest masterpiece to Angela yet?

Moira: (narrowing her eyes) Why would I do that, Gabriel?

Sombra: (grinning) Well, we thought you two could bond over your "unique" art styles. You know, squiggly lines meet, uh, well, squiggly lines.

Moira: (rolls her eyes) My art is far too sophisticated for someone like her to appreciate.

Gabriel: (chuckles) Maybe she'll surprise you. She might see some deep, hidden meaning in those squiggles.

Sombra: (raising an eyebrow) Yeah, like a secret message that says, "I have no idea what I'm doing."

Moira: (exasperated) You two are insufferable.

Gabriel: (grinning) Just trying to help you find your muse, Moira.

Sombra: (winking) Or at least your lost sense of humor.

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Artistic Showdown: Moira vs. Angela

part 1

Moira: (dramatically sips her tea) Darling, you simply wouldn't understand the complexity of my art.

Angela: (rolls eyes) Oh please, Moira. Your "Art" looks like a bunch of squiggly lines on a canvas.

Moira: Squiggly lines? Squiggly lines, Angela? It's abstract expressionism! It's meant to provoke thought and emotion!

Angela: (laughs) Thought and emotion? The only thought I have when I look at your art is, "Why did I waste my time looking at this?"

Moira: Well, at least I have a creative soul! Unlike some people I know.

Angela: Creative soul? Moira, the only thing creative about you is your ability to come up with new ways to be pretentious.

Moira: (gasps) How dare you! I'll have you know that I am a true visionary!

Angela: Yeah, a visionary with a taste for overpriced coffee and avant-garde nonsense.

Moira: (storms off) I can't believe I'm wasting my time arguing with someone who doesn't appreciate true art!

Angela: (shouts after her) Don't forget to take your squiggly lines with you...

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I'M IN LOVE ❤️

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Moira: Gabriel, I appreciate your concern, but Angela and I are just friends.

Gabriel: (winking) Friends who spend late nights working together and blushing like schoolkids.

Moira: (sighs) You won't let this go, will you?

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Late-night research sessions

Ana: Angela, I heard you and Moira had a late-night meeting last night.

Angela: (blushing) It was just to finalize our research, Captain.

Ana: (teasing) Ah, the late-night research sessions. Is that what they call it these days?

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Moira: Angela, what if we're meant to be together?

Angela: Moira, we're in a laboratory, not a romantic comedy

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"Moicy" love at first sight..

Moira: Hi, I'm Moira.

Angela: Moira, what a unique name. I'm Angela

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Angela: Moira, do you regret leaving Overwatch?

Moira: No, but I regret leaving you

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Moira: Angela, what do you think of this dress?

Angela: Moira, that's a lab coat.

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Sombra: Hey, I've got a feeling you're hiding something. Are you and Angela actually together?

Moira: No way, Sombra, that's never happening.

[Angela walks in, hugs Moira from behind]

Angela: Surprise, sweetheart!

Moira: [Startled] Oh, you! You always know how to surprise me.

Sombra: [Wide-eyed] Well, I guess that answers my question.