Ask The Witch of Justice

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[thewitchofjustice]

"Welcome to my pantry.."

this blog is for my silly little Cookie Run witchsona, The Witch of Justice!! also this blog has a side plot for a Beast!Elder Faerie au I made with my mutual @peppermintstarsonamintyway :3

well, the Beast Elder au is sort of a extension of a "bad ending" to an already existing au for Corrupted!Elder Faerie, which Pepper made a blog for! @corrupted-fae-king !

Characters for this blog are:

The Witch of Justice (they/he)

First Cream Cookie (she/her)

First Grain Cookie (she/her)

First Choco Cookie (she/her)

First Sprinkle Cookie (she/her)

Rules:

No NSFW!!

please be kind and respectful

this blog currently has 1 mod, Xavier (me), so please be patient with asks!!

DNI:

Proship, MEP/ProMAP, Racist, homophobic, transmedicalist, Truscum, Neo/Xeno pronoun exclusionists, TERFS, Zoophile, irl yanderes, Zionist, and other gross people

[thewitchofjustice]

Can I give First Sprinkle a hug?

I know that she's been through a lot, but I want to give her a comforting hug because I feel the same way too. :(

"oh why of course, dear audience member!"

"haha!"

[thewitchofjustice]

So how did the witch of justice find a way to become a cookie was it by accident or on purpose 

on purpose, basically, the Witch of Justice made a cookie shell, one without a soul, and with a simple spell is able to transport their soul and consciousness into that cookie shell

(many copies of this shell exist, just incase one gets damaged in some way)

[thewitchofjustice]

So, First Sprinkle Cookie, this question might be a bit deep, as it's a human-based question, similar to how that one user (or anon) asked about you being a human. Still, I at least hope it's okay... *ahem* If you ever were to meet another human, as a cookie, would you be like "Oh hey, a fellow human!" or would you be like "Oh god, they're gonna eat me..."

Or to simply put it, if you ever were to come across another human, would you or would you not get scared?

"eeeehhhhh,,, it's a bit complicated, dear audience member,"

"y'see, our dear First Fondant Cookie is able to switch to their human form at will! they usually prefer that form too... but-!"

"but at the same time, if any other human were to find us, and depending on the human,, the outcome could be quite horrific!!!"

[thewitchofjustice]

First sprinkle cookie, I heard that you were once a human, before you became a cookie. What was your life like when you were still a human?

Also I heard that you used to work at the circus as a circus performer when you were human and that you were abused while working there. Was it that bad?

"oh it was tough dear audience member!"

"though my memory is foggy, I remember the hardships! how much I was pushed into being perfect!"

......

"but it was all for a good show! so I guess it wasn't that bad, right? RIGHT?!"

*she isn't ok :(*

[thewitchofjustice]

A question for all the First Cookies. What was it like when you met your first batches? (Yummers, Giggles, etc) Did it ever tire you out having to take care of them since they’re basically babies forever or is every day a new experience?

"why, I'd never be anywhere without Giggles! who else would be the star guest of my performances!"

".... my first batcher is strong... I do hope they are fairing well.."

"Yummers is an absolute delight! I could never grow tired of the little darling!"

[thewitchofjustice]

"..........."

"oh come now, don't be shy!! show everyone your new look! well- second look!"

"...... *sigh* fine."

"see? see?! First Fondant Cookie everyone!"

"I do have to say, I appreciate you taking the time to take this form for us, First Fondant Cookie."

"yes! oh you look wonderful dearie!"

........

*first fondant shifts their head to the side.*

".... I'm considering changing back now."

"EH?!"

*if you wish to speak with the Witch of Justice's cookie form, First Fondant, please specify!*

[thewitchofjustice]

Hi 1st Sprinkle!

You're so silly and cute!

"awww, why thank you dear audience member!! yes, I am quite cute! AND silly!!"

".. you forgot to mention annoying."

"HEY!!! I heard that!!"

[thewitchofjustice]

First sprinkle cookie, have you ever thought of going to earthbread before? You can entertain billions of cookies there including the very special vip cookies, the five ancient heroes (they might also get a laugh from your performance too), which can also make you very famous.

"ohoho of course I have!!"

"the world is an entire stage after all! I wanna make my tour WORLD WIDE!!!!"

[thewitchofjustice]

First Sprinkle Cookie, what do you feel about First Yeast Cookie? :D

"my my my!!! oh the kinds of tricks we'd pulled together!"

"First Fondant Cookie's always such a party pooper! they'd always ruin our fun!"

.....

"I heard that, First Sprinkle."

"EEK!! take a joke would ya? stick in the mud!!"

[thewitchofjustice]

First Choco Cookie, who was your first batcher and what were they like? I hope you two can be reunited someday after First Egg Cookie is defeated

".... they are strong, no doubt they are holding their own.... yet..."

".... I can't help but feel worry...."

[thewitchofjustice]

announcing a few new characters for the ask blog!

First Grain Cookie!

First Choco Cookie!

First Sprinkle Cookie!

[xaytheloser]

Witch of Justice redesign!

just made their design a bit more simpler but with a bit of an elegant flare, just thought a touch up was an order :3

also I finally made their cookie form!

First Fondant Cookie!!

they look a bit odd bc I was trying to replicate the witch's castle style so bear with me-

[xaytheloser]

"The world will never be devoid of justice, that is a fact."

The Witch of Justice! (updated redesign :33)

finally managed to color them teehee :33 it was fun ngl-

bonus: them with a more human skin tone heehee :33

[thewitchofjustice]

you get no context as to why I made this image, I was just sad

[thewitchofjustice]

The souls of those who once walked on Earthbread blow in the wind, imbuing there descendants with their fury and anger... Do you know what this means, O witch of justice?

- Glutton Anon

"...."

"...anger and fury... both emotions that cloud judgement, eventually over time, they will be snuffed out."

...

"like the rest."

[xaytheloser]

random fun fact I thought while fleshing out Witch of Justice's backstory:

there was only one time where Justice was deceived, once a younger witch invited them to bring freshly baked live cookies to a gathering. Justice thought it would be a simple gathering, where ALL the witches were bringing there own cookies and showing their magical prowess.

alas, they were deceived.

the group of witches thanked the Witch of Justice for the cookies, and promptly snatched the cookie tray with the LIVE cookies on it.

and gobbled them up right in front of them.

...........

"......you."

"hm?", the young witch looked up at the Witch of Justice, with a genuine puzzled look on her face.

"you tricked me."

all the witches stopped scarfing down the the cookies they were tearing apart, now looking up at the witch.

the silence was so thick, it was suffocating.

"w-what are you talking about? and may I ask, why aren't you eat-"

"SILENCE."

suddenly, all the witches that had consumed the cookies writhed in indescribable pain, it was like their insides where turning inside out and then back again.

"...I curse you."

the young witch looked up at the Witch of Justice, now realizing, they had made a big mistake.

"you all will feel the unsatisfiable agony of everlasting hunger. no matter how much you gorge yourselves, you shall never be truly full."

the young witch open her mouth, but all that came out was a blood curdling scream as she felt the hunger set in, it was like she haven't eaten in years..

"... you will also be punished if you EVER think about eating living breathing cookies ever again. I will know. I will always know."

a shining orange mist swirled around the witch, drifting them out the front door of the cursed banquet, promptly sitting up on their broom and flying away as if nothing happened at all.

....

all that could be heard that night were the bellowing screams of the witches left behind. forced to now face a life of everlasting hunger.