I Knew A Man..... No I Made That Part Up

Lvl 32 bruiser Yep That's my life

[cannibalmukbang]

I can't remember if I've posted my where the stars fell animatic before but you know what? who cares. I'm still really proud of this.

For Auld Lang Syne Part 1 got me thinking about them again.

[stromcuzewon]

here we fucking go people!

[ruskapuska]

why is it always "ily" and never "intpypciiaomicntywbidatiaiagtsoi"

[1939474839292039474738-deactiva]

lucille “i’ve never had sex in my life” kensington

[howlsnteeth]

over and over, i fuck myself over

[alana-maxwells]

happy birthday edison tucker my absolute goat ever i love you and miss you every day come home

[darkacademiaarchivist]

Nobody: Mike: So... you know GOD? the one in HEAVEN??

[surfeit-of-stoats]

true love is saying "We already killed one person. What's a few more?" right after your first kiss

[saturniandragon]

Friend: it's just a game about planes stop being dramatic ME: CUM HISTORIA MUTAT VALDE RAZGRIZ REVELAT IPSUM PRIMUM DAEMON CELESTUS EST

[delaneytalks-tostatues]

Oh to voice a lesbian written by Newt Schottelkotte--

[aspiringteawitch]

Podcasts I have listened to as photos I have saved in my phone

The penumbra podcast (second citadel)

Gay Future

Girl in Space

Death by Dying

Brimstone valley mall

The penumbra podcast (Juno Steel)

Dreamboy

The bright sessions

Mission to Zyxx

ars PARADOXICA

[atticfullofcobwebs]

‘When otters mare they have to bite down on the back of the female’s head and well… male otters get a bit overzealous, don’t they? A like human makes, I’d imagine. I wouldn’t know but ah, a bit like some girls I’ve well. Ahem’ This is an autistic lesbian trying to flirt and nothing will tell me otherwise. <3

[threearmsally]

I LOVE the John Dies at the End fandom collectively going insane over all of us misremembering Johns hair colour

Because… because th- be- because that’s - that’s the- because that’s the plot of the book

It just… it just makes sense that we all remembered wrong okay

[erythroniumseedling]

You can tell when there was a large spike in people remembering that John Dies at the End exists because after scrolling through the tag for a while it just becomes one specific artist and @samepicofdavidwong . Thank you for your service in providing us this image so reliably.

[ellacalm]

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

[visionaryness]

SHAUN

[alsedes]

SHAAAAAAUUUN

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[sugar1111stick]

Ill try it

[umisthatright]

I need it

[tockthewatchdog]

[count-omer]

@catadromously