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twice the heart ➸

♘ knight. allison victoria argent. ❝ℳen fight battles. Women wage war.❞ live fast, die young. ☽ […

alright. listen up.              i’ve said several times that i haven’t even watched teen wolf. the extent of my knowledge of the show comes from wikipedia & what i’ve gathered from tumblr.           all things considered i don’t know a damn thing about allison argent. but this beatiful bb right here? they’ve made me feel like i know her. i know her motivations, i know her brightest as well as her darkest thoughts, her secrets, & her fears.  i know this character & i have never even watched the show. i grieved this character & i have never watched the show.

i have been rping a long time & this has never happened to me before. through a beautiful portrayal, structure, & writing i know allison argent. & i am so sad to see her go like the rest of the fandom. 

& i just needed to give this bb some love. so go follow. it’s well deserved & you won’t regret it~

[thexartfulxdodger]

alright this is the last post i'll be making here~ if you still want jordan's crazy on your dash follow her here.

[thexartfulxdodger]

[thexartfulxdodger]

                                                      & Ɩιкє α ρнσєηιx                                                                     ѕнє ωιƖƖ  я ι ѕ є          

Jordan Reinhardt Miller | 22 | Professional pain in the ass | Mutant

› Independent original character. › Two years + roleplaying experience on tumblr. [ and 4+ off ] › Happy to interact with characters of any fandom. › AU and Multi-verse friendly. › Comfortable with banter, para, multi-para, ect. › Comfortable with touchier topics/material. › NSFW and triggers are respectfully tagged for your convenience.  › Skype/Kik both available. › Mun has more caffeine than blood in system, but is approachable mostly.

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[thexartfulxdodger]

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Jordan Reinhardt Miller | 22 | Professional pain in the ass | Mutant

› Independent original character. › Two years + roleplaying experience on tumblr. [ and 4+ off ] › Happy to interact with characters of any fandom. › AU and Multi-verse friendly. › Comfortable with banter, para, multi-para, etc. › Comfortable with touchier topics/material. › NSFW and triggers are respectfully tagged for your convenience.  › Skype/Kik both available. › Mun has more caffeine than blood in system, but is approachable mostly.

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[thexartfulxdodger]

                                                      & Ɩιкє α ρнσєηιx                                                                     ѕнє ωιƖƖ  я ι ѕ є          

Jordan Reinhardt Miller | 22 | Professional pain in the ass | Mutant

› Independent original character. › Two years + roleplaying experience on tumblr. [ and 4+ off ] › Happy to interact with characters of any fandom. › AU and Multi-verse friendly. › Comfortable with banter, para, multi-para, ect. › Comfortable with touchier topics/material. › NSFW and triggers are respectfully tagged for your convenience.  › Skype/Kik both available. › Mun has more caffeine than blood in system, but is approachable mostly.

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[thexartfulxdodger]

alright so I've been laying low for about a week now (five days??) trying to regain my muse. and what has actually helped that... was making jordan a new blog. i've been casually working on it since last night/today and it's actually almost done. i thought that a fresh start, away from the piled up drafts, huge follow/like list, messy tags, and etc. might be good

i'm not sure if i should promo it yet or not. but i guess i just wanted to let people know i'm not deleting and i'm not dead or anything crazy.

[thexartfulxdodger]

is it odd of me to think that when you play a funny or comedic relief type of character that any kind of development, no matter how small, is almost never taken seriously or in some cases -- out right rejected? or is this just a problem I am having?

but when i try to show it i get shit for it -- ??? ' that seems ooc for her to say or ooc for her to be doing whatever. ' or she's been outright called a mary-sue on multiple occasions. (which is always a lovely kick to the face)

 i of course try to put the thought ' well it's my character not yours ' to the forefront of my mind but as much as i try to pretend i don't care about what other people think, i do. i am here for my own amusement as much as i am here to entertain all of you -- maybe that's the wrong mindset to have? I unno but i like to bring other people joy with what i do. i like to share and i am a very giving person. but when I get messages like I've been getting i just kind of put my hands up and ask; well why do I bother?

i just don't understand me showing (ON RARE OCCASIONS) that she has another spectrum of emotions other than hungry, horny, and rowdy that it's considered a bad thing to some people to the point where it prompts getting messages telling me she's a mary-sue or its ooc and the like. just kind of sighs a lot.

[thexartfulxdodger]

biirdbone:

          “Dull.”  And just like that her voice is hoarse and cracked, neutral and if there weren’t still tears leaking out of her eyes and such a look of hopelessness you’d think she wasn’t feeling any sort of emotion at all. Robotic, systematic. It’s automatic responses from now on, maybe - if she can keep the hurting at bay.  Sharp breaths are taken as the angel’s body tenses, expression pained as splinters are brushed away and bruises begin to throb against her knuckles. Emma doesn’t regret it, though, damn the coffee table — damn anything that can’t help her feel better, fuck everything. It’s not worth being considered, anymore.  The angel presses her lips together, hoping her one word response makes sense, she’s not sure how to explain it. Emma’s seen the world through children’s eyes and now suddenly the rose-tinted glass is fading to black.                                               ”No one deserves it.”

the single word pauses her gentle effort for a very brief moment. albeit to almost anyone else's knowledge jordan has felt the lingering fever of rage & misery that comes from someone's not so deserved & early departure from this world. so much that the brunette tried to take her own life -- because what's a life without the one person that meant the most to you?

there is a tensing of her jaw as it sets, back teeth in a harsh grit against one another & then back to the tending of the angel's other hand she goes. " i know... " a few more light swipes of the damp towel to torn knuckles, "         but i'm sure whoever it was wouldn't want t'see your pretty hands lookin' like this, hm? "

     "         hurtin' yourself ain't gonna solve anythin' Em. " 

                 [ i know because                                                   i tried. ]

[thexartfulxdodger]

arcxreactor:

thexartfulxdodger replied to your post “Remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.”
”

" Are you /seriously/ cockblocking me right now? "

" Don’t you have a girlfriend? "

   "         i'm pretty sure she wanted t'bang me t'get t'you.               just like that guy with sixpack & the british accent....               also she had a foot fetish which i am hella not into. "

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[thexartfulxdodger]

fxtherfigure:

looking down at the ring he gave a little chuckle she probably had no idea what that ring’s properties were that was more than likely a good thing.

     ” — You’re a big fan of the five finger discount aren’t you?”               it was really more of an observation than a question.    taking the ring back he removed his pocket watch from      his button up pocket. He never used the darn thing       anyways and it seemed like she could use it more                 than him. tossing it to her he gave a curt smile and nod "See what you can get for that. It’s from the civil war and made     out of real gold. You could probably use it more than me.”

that was a bit of an understatement. Jordan is fairly certain the only thing she actually buys is red bull. (i mean have you seen  some of the security in these little liquor stores? it’s like fort knox in those things!) her only response is a smile, one that is definitely laced with an apology. the gold watch was then tossed to her unexpectedly, tiny hands fumble to not drop it before it’s latched securely there. it looked old, but still seemed to be well taken care of. slender digits run along the smooth outer casing before popping it open, the age of it showing more so in the face & hands of the clock inside than it did on it’s outside. 

     ” are… are y’sure i can have this? i mean not that i don’t want it         but it… just looks kinda important… “                 [ i just have sticky fingers                              & that ring was awfully shiny… ]

[thexartfulxdodger]

why do i write so much in banter threads?                               a novel by me

[thexartfulxdodger]

warboundhellhound:

"First off, I’m going to have a smoke." 

To prove it, he pulled out a pack and lit one up. The nicotine felt good as the smoke flooded his lungs. Seeing her reach for his beard again, he deftly side-stepped around her and gave her the stern look once more. "Second off, y’ do that again and I’ll tickle you with the embers. Got it?"

hues of blue roll, " meanin' what exactly? is that a threat t'burn me with your cigarette cause i'm pretty sure that ain't gonna happen    " eyes wane just subtly, with the small amount of heat & fire Jordan could make the tip of that cigarette ignite like a firework      or she could just put it out & deny him that sweet sweet nicotine. which is exactly what is done, a smirk forming  on her lips as she watches the orange glow fade & ashes fall away in the wind. " especially when y' don't  even got a lit cigarette bub. "