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indie Sam Wilson rp blog, semi-selective, mcu & hc based please read rules before interacting & remember sam uses he or they pronouns & is not cis

[thexfalcon-archive]

anyway i uh have been missing sam a Lot so i’m gonna,,, try again,,,, i’m archiving this blog buut u can find me over at @thexfalcon tho it’s dash only for now

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henlo what ‘s up

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anyway hi hello i’m v sorry for not having been here lately but uh life got kinda hectic rip & also i kinda needed a break from everything but,,, i found out that i’m finally gonna be moving to a new & better apartment probably this week so :’) i’m not gonna have much internet while moving probably but i’m hoping after that i can come back bc i love sam & i miss him & i miss u guys <3 idk i might reboot when i come back tho maybe we’ll see but i hope y’all are doing good anyway & hopefully i’ll be back soon

[penguin-memes-blog]

what is ONE THING you like about the way i play my character?

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“Guide to Troubled Birds” sentence meme

❝ The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. ❞

❝ I preen for Satan. ❞

❝ I disembowel. It’s what I do. ❞

❝ He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. ❞

❝ I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ I love you despite the warning signs. ❞

❝ I’m a dirty bird. ❞

❝ This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment. ❞

❝ I’m three ounces of whoop-ass. ❞

❝ Dealing with you is like herding cats. ❞

❝ My mating dance is mostly seizures. ❞

❝ This jackassery will not stand! ❞

❝ I’ve been through hell and come out singing. ❞

❝ Your love has made me a drunk. ❞

❝ I’m not majestic on weekends. ❞

❝ God can’t help you now. ❞

❝ That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. ❞

❝ I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. ❞

❝ He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. ❞

❝ This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. ❞

❝ Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head. ❞

❝ My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage. ❞

❝ I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. ❞

❝ I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞

❝ I’m addicted to shiny things. ❞

❝ The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. ❞

❝ My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. ❞

❝ Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. ❞

❝ The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret. ❞

❝ Foie gras this, motherfucker! ❞

❝ The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders. ❞

❝ Unicorn of love, impale me! ❞

❝ Oh. You’re an artist. ❞

❝ I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left. ❞

❝ As always, all I should’ve said was, “I love you.” ❞

[thegirlinthebyakko]

actual Disney Princess Sam Wilson 

[thexfalcon-archive]

hi hello oof i disappeared again but idk i wanna come back here but i’m just having anxietéa and it’s kinda. overwhelming so. who knows rip

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[effervescentbi]

The holy trinity

[captainsammytwilson]

This was the picture right before the scene of Sam and Steve’s quick “we might die so better late than never” wedding. Great pic Marvel, keep it up.

[thexfalcon-archive]

anyway hi have a lil plotting call? since i’m home now & i always need more plots so like this & i’ll hit u up soon for some plotting 😎

[equikage]

comprehensive analysis of sam & cap meeting for the first time

‘oh hey look how fast i can run look how fast and cool i am look at me’

cap is wearing a t shirt 2 sizes 2 small that may as well be soaking wet come the fuck on cap put on some fucking clothes

i can’t hear anything steve is saying over his flexing

‘what unit u with? where u work? what’s ur name? u got a boyfriend? where yo boyfriend at?’

flimsy excuse to hold hands (’oh help me up from this tree i’m so tired i can’t possibly get up by myself’)

sam immediately all ‘must be weird coming home after the whole defrosting thing’ like wow personal much? buy a guy a drink first

steve is like ‘uh ya it’s weird that’s personal buy a guy a drink first’ and goes to leave

sam: -anguished expression- oh god i fucked it up

sam:

damn it sam save it! save it! don’t let him go! -says the first thing that pops into his head-

steve like

‘what the fuck buy a guy several drinks first?’

sam: your bed, it’s too soft. when I was over there I’d sleep on the ground, use rocks for pillows, like a caveman.

steve:

what

sam: -explains what the fuck he’s talking about, beds are too soft, etc etc etc’

steve: ohhhh the marshmallow bed thing? ya i get that. fucking soft beds right haha -is apparently into the whole caveman thing-

sam: nice, saved it -high fives self-

steve: -demonstrates how Knowledgeable he is and how much Perspective he has and how Funny he can be’ we use to boil everything!!!!

steve literally sounds like one of those beauty queens having a question sprung on her that she didn’t expect

‘Miss New York how does the world of today compare to the days of world war 2??? 30 seconds on the clock’

‘no polio is good’

….’no polio is good’….

‘we used to boil everything!!!’

somehow sam is still cool with this. it’s probably bc steve has mouth-watering melon pecs

Sam Makes His Move

you can tell this is his Move. he tells this to all the ladies. there’s no way you can get someone listening to marvin gaye and not get laid instantaneously

steve doesn’t know what the fuck sam is talking about but this is a great excuse to show off his arms by pulling out his little notebook

are you looking at those arms sam?? bc i am

btw

this

this is the face of a man who is DTF

‘Miss New York, what are the most significant historical events and cultural changes that have occurred since world war two?? 30 seconds on the clock’

‘uhh…. I Love Lucy. Moon Landing. Berlin wall… up and down. Steve Jobs…. apple….???? Disco. Definitely. Thai food. Star Wars and Trek. Nirvana… I’m pretty sure that’s a band. Rocky and Rocky 2. And whatever this guy just told me. idk I’ll look it up on the Google later’

‘all right Sam, duty calls. Thanks for the run…… if that’s what you want to call running.’

‘Oh, that’s how it is??’

‘Ohhh that’s how it is.’

this is better flirting than i have ever implemented in my nearly ten long years after hitting puberty

‘Hey anytime you want to stop by my place of employment that I told you explicitly within minutes of meeting you but now I’m bringing up again to make sure you remember where I work and where to find me again, make out with me me look awesome in front of the girl at the front desk, just let me know’

Steve: hella B)

nat: -rolls up-

nat:

[fuckyeasamwilson]

This is art.

[seeksredempticn]

@thexfalcon

[dailyavengers]

Avengers: Infinity War - Gag Reel

[captainsammytwilson]

No offense but the way Sam looks Steve up and down and smirks after his speech is proof that Steve knew where Sam lived because they smashed. This is not up for debate. 

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weaponizedembrace‌:

[text: Sam] Since when is ‘nice’ our thing? [text: Sam] If you start being nice to me, I might start thinkin you’re sweet on me. [text: Sam] What’s the emojicon for a long suffering sigh again? [text: Sam] 😩😩😩???

[ text: asshole ] Don’t even joke about that, Barnes.  [ text: asshole ] I almost threw up in my mouth. [ text: asshole ] I don’t know, why don’t you try this one: [ text: asshole ] 🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿

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❝ I can’t believe I asked an ex marine to make a chocolate souffle.. ❞

queer eye meme | accepting 

“Okay, first of all, air force,” Sam says, gesturing at themself, shooting an indignant look at Harry, making it very clear what they thought about being called a marine. “Second, I happen to be excellent in the kitchen. Trust me, you’re gonna be blown away once this is ready. If I let you have any, that is.”

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