Supernatural Sentence Starters (now with 30% less sugar)
"I like him, he says okie dokie."
"We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous."
"That's not school; that's schoolhouse rock!"
"Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies."
"We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her."
"Come on man. I know _____, ok? Better than anyone. He's/She's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy/girl feels guilty searching the internet for porn."
"Ugh, the thought of him/her driving my car."
"No, they were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it."
"Bon Jovi rocks... on occasion."
"Well, before we go stabbing things into _____, we're gonna wanna make damn sure it's him/her."
"This looks like a zombie pen"
"Me be quiet? You be quiet!"
"Not married to salt, what do you want? still sticking with condiments?"
"That's the problem. See, you don't think anybody's lying. I think everybody's lying. It's a gift"
"No one bends the rules like you two bend the rules."
"Even though you and I are on opposite sides in this situation, I believe there must be honor, even in matters of war."
"Look, just cause you’re hot for Metatron or Bieber or Beckham, just cause you know everything about them doesn’t mean that you actually know them"
"You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with."
"What is this, "The Godfather" with fangs?"
"We kill vampires. And werewolves, and demons and basically, we chase down evil and we cut its head off."
"And I want to eat Taylor Swift's heart, but we can't always get what we want."
"Killing things that need killing is kind of our job. Last I checked, taking pleasure in that is not a crime."
"The guy still has nightmares about the barn episode of The Walking Dead."
"Well, hey, you got another snappy one-liner, I'm all ears."
"We're not into this five minutes, you're already going Liam Neeson on his ass."
"What makes a story work? It is the plot, the characters, the text? The subtext? And who gives a story meaning? Is it the writer? Or you? Tonight, I thought I would tell you a little story and let you decide."
"You're lying to _____ like he's/she's your wife. Which kinda makes me your mistress."
"Of course he/she saved me. We're besties."
"You two clowns are going to get into that Mystery Machine outside, and you are going to leave town."
"You crashed the Jenga tower of our life."
"You know what video would have gone viral, if we still had it? When you were five and you got dressed up as Batman and you jumped off the shed because you thought you could fly."
"Trust me here, secrets ruin relationships."
"It’s Scooby-Doo time, douchebag. Take off the mask."
"That's your third unanswered voicemail. Did you ever think maybe he's/she's not that into you?"
"You’re not the only one who has dated someone bendy."
"That’s what this boils down to, you can’t stand the thought of being alone. I’ll give you this much, you are certainly willing to do the sacrifice, as long as you’re not the one being hurt."
"You're good... but I'm _____"
"Your problem is that nobody hates you more than you do."
"You never give up on family. Ever"
"When I was human I had to eat constantly. It was kind of annoying."
"I prefer the word trusting. Less dumb, less ass."
"I always trust you. And I always end up screwed."
"You’re drunk, you shack up, then it’s the whole morning thing, "Hey, that was fun," and then adios. Always the adios."
"I guess we didn’t know everything we thought we did at 16."
"I don’t see half the nerdy stuff that you do, it doesn’t mean that you don’t do nerdy stuff"
"I’m finding that often the people with the least to give are the most generous."
"Always knew we'd find the source of all evil in a vegan bakery."
"You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags."
"Look at these chemicals. Do you even read the label?"
"I read "pie." The rest is just "blah, blah, blah.""
"There ain't no me if there ain't no you."
"Stop the sullen emo crap."
"Memory foam. It remembers me."