rtgame & callmekevin : don’t starve together … sentence starters
“Now you, too, can burn!”
“The turkey’s an arsonist.”
“I can be the lightning rod!”
“Did you just eat that raw?”
“Please don’t — goddamit.”
“Oh, that’s absolutely tragic.”
“Oh, you’re making it worse.”
“But I’m so badly injured still?”
“Look, I’ve made them angry!”
“I am the ghost of beards past.”
“I didn’t realize that fire spread.”
“Oh my god, I just want to cook!”
“My brain is like a dried out raisin.”
“Here’s another piece of my heart.”
“They were telling you to cook me.”
“That’s just a sign that I’m coming.”
“You can set him on fire if you want.”
“I can consume food, okay. Hire me.”
“Letting you fight them was a mistake.”
“He doesn’t even have a baby to steal.”
“I can’t kill him right now, he’s dancing.”
“I need food or I’m gonna die out here.”
“I feel like God really wants you to die…”
“You see, through my death, others live.”
“Why do you have to be so unwantable?”
“You’re so lucky I’m here to light up your life.”
“Ah, so that’s why my pockets were so heavy.”
“I like how you say ‘when i go insane‘, not ‘if’…”
“Thinking I had strengths was your first mistake.”
“Only you can prevent forest fires, man, not me.”
“I’ve only been hit twice, alright? It’s not that bad.”
“Um, I don’t know. But I’m okay with not knowing.”
“Can I have those carrots, ‘cause I’m about to die?”
“There’s no time, we’re within and inch of our lives!”
“That kind of things sticks with you into the afterlife.”
“Do you have anything I can eat… besides the child?”
“That should not be the first response to seeing bees.”
“We don’t need to be making more enemies right now!”
“You being here is just making me go crazy, you know?”
“I picked up the buffalo poop and then they chased me.”
“It’s just an act of God, man, nothing we can do about it.”
“Oh, yeah, I’ve been burning shit, dude, having a great time.”
“That’s pretty dangerous… requires me to be struck by lightning.”
“As long as I’m ruling over it, I don’t mind if I’m ruling over ashes.”
“That would be more beneficial than, you know, setting them on fire.”
“It’s not about the reward, it’s about the friendships you ruin along the way.”
“As the great prophet Scooby used to say, we have to split up and look for clues.”
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