wormeater

“fuck it we ball” - idek

[theycallmeelstupido]

Ok, I thought I was moving in bed and then I yhought everything else was moving and then I was off the bed but I’m still up here and concscious and in bed so nothing happened and I wasn’t movjng. still can’t tell if the world is moving though.

[theycallmeelstupido]

something just changed in the corner of my vision and idk what it is. livetweeting. stop post siri, yes you bitch stop

[theycallmeelstupido]

the numbers in this nonogram like me, that’s why they let me pet them and not you. Have a great day wherever you are.

[theycallmeelstupido]

I just had the hiccups. keyword: had

[theycallmeelstupido]

smoking in the graveyard and I feel like Sam and/or Dean if they were stoners…maybe this isn’t as funny as I thought. I’m sorry ok please put down the ro ck shendo dhaje ow time to sit down

[theycallmeelstupido]

lowk eating meat is evil and misogynistic

this guy just said “I might eat only female king crab after this” its lowk fucked up and antiwomen and like demoralizing and shit and like its fucked up that we like to eat baby animals like lamb and like roe and caviar thats so fucked we’re like all billionaires that eat for sport yk we’re all animals in a way its just unanimalistic that only some animals can be animals but other animals shouldn’t be animals.

[theycallmeelstupido]

there’s a stark difference between a man and a woman, ummm, they uhhh one kisses me and the other makes funny jokes and they’re both part of my polycule

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

fuck disney land…. Fuck status of liberty…. you Come to america… you see Costco.

[theycallmeelstupido]

the doctors poke and prod at me but what they don’t realize is that I’m the one studying them, changing my responses to see what they do

[theycallmeelstupido]

hey you guys ever just like… ummmmm… just uhhhh… you know the word come on… uhhhh… *trips off the stage and disappears into dust*

[theycallmeelstupido]

one time i made these peach cookies but they were formed in halves and you know… 🍑 booty, but anyways to put the buttche- i mean halves of the peach together, you needed to put this like filling in the middle so it looked like a poopy butt, and thus began the uptrend of five year old butt and poop and buttcrack jokes

[theycallmeelstupido]

tried to scare my teacher by screaming but there was no energy behind it, it wasn’t very loud either, so there was no reaction, but afterwards I went “AHH” in like a scared way so it seemed like it scared me (it didn’t)