growlethal

Hi I'm Jenny and I've literally run out of fucks

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

[antichimp-deactivated20220828]

can someone tag molly

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

molly you have to see this one

[hamishwatson]

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

[enlightenmentboy]

[skeletrixislandradio]

Love

[boggblog]

Two planes having kiss

[sapropel]

Latios and Latias

[unclefather]

i thought that said “latinos and latinas” and i was just going to accept it

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

two human fighters, one elf wizard and a dwarf cleric (all white with names like eric von broghson and all of their backstories include dead daughters and a dragon) and pickles mcburgersson the bighuge nonbinary necromancer and their seven undead orcs dealing with childhood trauma having a party discussion

[weirdlandtv]

[cryptid-sighting]

this feels like a scene from a nightmare i had when i was like five years old or something

[erykah-budew]

When it’s 2040 and you discover that your parents accidentally burned down half of California telling people you were a boy:

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

Bruh I thought 2020 was done with the fuckery

[997]

[mr-elementle]

Anime talk with straight dudes: “Goku punch harder than naruto”

Anime talk with other queer people: “Do you think the modern magical girl anime often puts such a focus on the girls maturing as a metaphor for the way that girls in society are often thrust into maturity before they’re ready, while boy shonen protagonists get multiple arcs of maturing before becoming a hero, shoujo girls are often forced to make the transition in 1 or 2 episodes”

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

the straight people are right for once

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The scariest part of growing up is realizing you possess some of the same flaws that your parents have.

[mapsontheweb]

Average Jean Colors Per State, 2018

[k-r-a-s-o-t-aa]

i dont know why but this makes perfect sense to me like i feel it on a genetic level

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sagihairius]

My parents are getting ready to sell the house which may prove difficult due to the following

The padlocked basement door that leads nowhere and doesn’t unlock

Claw marks on the inside of the crawlspace like room upstairs

Several ghosts

The false back in my sisters closet leading to another crawlspace with melted candles and newspapers we were too afraid to move

Claw marks on the inside of the old computer room door

A third carpeted crawlspace

Popcorn ceilings

[sagihairius]

YES all of these things were there when we bought the house

YES my family is white

and YES I did grow up in a horror movie thank you for asking

[sagihairius]

Everyone hating on the popcorn ceilings instead of literally everything else is valid that was truly the worst part of living there

[maisonderriere]

[a-luchadork-deactivated20191020]

[mariamlovesyou]

PLEASE tell me this is real because this has the potential to be the funniest title of 2020

[sparrf-blog]

i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

[theclassykindoftrasy]

……….I have an idea.

[geoclaire]

don’t we all