Too Many Dicks on the Dancefloor

“the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles...

[turntechgnostalgia-deactivated2]

toe beans

reblog if you agree

[foureverendeavor]

@urluvnrfails fluff between the toes 😔

[nevaehtyler]

[candiikismet]

Dear God in heaven

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[willow]

[heymoriah]

Can I just say that I live for subtle touches….hands swiping against each other, arms grazing, knees press against each other, cheeks brushing, “accidental” thigh swipes.  I just love the subtlety behind pushing comfort boundaries while both of yall pretend like you don’t notice. It’s really the simple things in life.

[humorrelated]

“technology is in evolution”

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[weloveshortvideos]

[virgohumor]

this is the most anticlimactic video i’ve ever seen

[veronicaneptunes]

Stunt Women, Jessie Graff, owning the Emmys red carpet  ❤ ❤

[rejectedprincesses]

In case you missed it – this is American Ninja Warrior champion Jessie Graff (previously covered here) at the Emmys last week. She was also doing high kicks all down the red carpet.

[wwinterweb]

The Best Cat Tweets of 2016 (see 23 more)

[lagonegirl]

Bushwick 6th grader Ciro Ortiz has been spending the last few Sundays with a stand at the Bedford Avenue L stop, giving straight talk advice to straphangers the way only an 11-year-old can.

Like any superhero, Ortiz has a tragic backstory, which in this case is that he’s bullied by asshole kids at his middle school. Even in the face of that though, Ortiz’s mother says that he takes his profits and buys food and snacks for kids who can’t afford them. Truly, this is a child too good for both middle school and this Earth

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Be the change, Ciro. From one bullied kid to another, you are doing the exact right thing. I love seeing young POC doing things like this. Proud of you! 

#LatinoKids #POCbusiness  

[glassceilingbreakers]

[priceofliberty]

[drunkstereotype]

“While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore”

[onlytwitterpics]

[johnmccain2004-deactivated20180]

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Don’t forget the happy thoughts, all we need is the happy thoughts

[quichehound]

[sodiumpenta]

I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

[quichehound]

Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.

[different-set-of-jaws-deactivat]

i need to post this every day in December sorry