Cheer the F*** Up.

Look! A new shitpost generator! Or just me, carelessly yodeling into the void.

[effinbirds]

[buckwheatnoodle]

Under the sea played on bottles?!

[songofsunset]

#at first based on the preview frame I thought it was a bunch of drunk dudes in a pool #it isn’t #it’s actually magic (via gr8a)

[cheertheeffup]

Merbros. :)

[cryptotheism]

i just heard someone interpret the term 'sacred text' as simply a text that can help us as a society become better and more loving people, and i was curious what you think of that interpretation

[ampervadasz]

[talizoraa]

[midnightmadwoman]

What hath God wrought?!?!!

[rotor25]

[sparklingoctopus]

[only-tiktoks]

[orcboxer]

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[solarpunkybrewster]

burned honey knows what’s up

[teratocybernetics]

i haven't seen this here yet so heads up

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Here’s the link with instructions on how to opt out of arbitration.

Etsy’s Plan to Prevent Class Action Lawsuits

Did you know that when you agree to Etsy's Terms of Use, you agree never to join in a class action lawsuit against them, no matter what they

[dancing-coyote]

Wow, nothing says "We know we're either actively breaking the law or ABOUT to start actively breaking the law" like an arbitration clause that says that a site's users aren't allowed to sue them if they break the law.

[subversivelystitched]

My Etsy shop hasn't even had anything listed in it for...a year or more now, but this seals the deal on my decision to delete it whenever I find the time to do so.

[grumpyfaceurn]

We all know the Zoomies, but there's also the Cuddles, which is that time when your cat is, for a very specific time, extremely needy and absolutely has to get their fuzzy little head right up in your face and purr at top volume

And often five minutes later they're done and not interested in any more affection

But don't you dare try to get anything done while they have to be cuddled

[cheertheeffup]

My cat is 75% cuddly, needing to snuggle up with my butt.

Sir Sylvester Snugglebutt

[harrytheehottie]

[kocurek1921-deactivated20260103]

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

[fr-00-tbat-deactivated20230804]

This is getting out of hand

[crossstitchworld]

This is my third project to finish. Going to gift it to a client that is going through some stuff by missmistresskitty

[depsidase]

[redarmyscreaming]

Sharecropping.

[transcyberism]

FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

[bunjywunjy]

yeahhh I lied.

one more time, HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!

aaand gooodnight.

[nevver]

What we’re reading, Paperback Paradise

[drachenmagier]

Whenever I upload a monster drawing of some soul-devouring creature or multidimensional chaos entity that feeds on realities through the cracks in our minds, tumblr instantly goes "FRIEND-SHAPED FUZZYNESS, I'M GONNA PET IT".

By now, I think angels really won't need their whole "DO NOT BE AFRAID"-spiel anymore, when they visit.

[sanktpolypenbourg]

...But the angel said to them, "Do not pet!"