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beanymeenymiso

Kitchen Asthetic (Part 1)

halfbakedastrology

The Only Thing Your Sign Does Well

Aries: destroy

Taurus: sex

Gemini: talk

Cancer: dream

Leo: cry

Virgo: ignore

Libra: sleep

Scorpio: fight

Sagittarius: hide

Capricorn: spend

Aquarius: deceive

Pisces: create

setheverman

i’m on to you drake

therealjacksepticeye

Seth stop being funny!! Leave some for the rest of us you fuck

poryqon

Love, Simon was a great movie. My only gripe is that when he is discussing Christmas Music he does not mention Mariah Carey’s iconic 1994 single “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. Now, we are all aware all gays know the tea that Mariah invented Christmas in 94, which is why we worship her. So is Simon truly gay? Is he a Top? In this essay I will be analyzing…

dog: lets out the most genuine & affected sigh possible

me: what's happened? who or what has brought such suffering upon your world-weary, furry shoulders? can i do anything? can anything be done? will you ever be at peace? please rest

archaeologysucks

When I was a very small child, my mom used to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had come in the night and buried treasure. I would be out there happily for hours, with my little sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to herself for the price of a handful of pennies.

I was always kind of skeptical about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because visiting every kid in the world did not seem reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so they were probably real.

So that’s the story of how I ended up being an archaeologist. How about you?