Yo I forgot I had this blog send me some silly prompts for the signs
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Yo I forgot I had this blog send me some silly prompts for the signs
The zodiac signs when they go for a snack and the only thing they have in the pantry is saltine crackers (I know it sounds weird but it happened to me when I craved Pringles and my mom forgot to get me some)
Aries: eats a few of the crackers before growing tired of them and giving up until the next meal
Taurus: eats too many crackers and has chapped lips the rest of the day
Gemini: pulls up Emmymade on YouTube and tries to figure out how to turn them into a pie or something but never follows through
Cancer: same as Gemini but actually makes the pie or whatever and it's delicious
Leo: realizes the crackers are expired and submits to going out for more snacks
Virgo: eats half of a single sleeve meticulously salt side down as for the optimal flavor impact then patiently waits for dinner
Libra: hurriedly eats the crackers but realizes they are in fact stale and has a thirty minute debate on just eating them anyway
Scorpio: uses the crackers to make edibles completely forgetting that they ever wanted a normal snack until too late
Sagittarius: happily eats their crackers as it is their favorite snack and they keep them stocked in the kitchen
Capricorn: *orders door dash*
Aquarius: throws all the crackers in a zip lock bag, crumbles them up, then proceeds to sloppily eat it over the trash. They are drunk.
Pisces: pulls out a buffet of condiments and ingredients to create a trashy yet delicious charcuterie board
Zodiac Prints // Berlin Michelle
Aquarius // Scorpio
Sagittarius // Libra
Virgo // Leo
Cancer // Gemini
Taurus
Signs That Bring out The Worst in a Sign
Aries: Cancer, Capricorn Taurus: Aquarius, Leo Gemini: Virgo, Pisces Cancer: Aries, Libra Leo: Taurus, Scorpio Virgo: Gemini, Sagittarius Libra: Cancer, Capricorn Scorpio: Aquarius, Leo Sagittarius: Virgo, Pisces Capricorn: Aries, Libra Aquarius: Taurus, Scorpio Pisces: Gemini, Sagittarius
(Requested)
this is horrible but its accurate .
New Millennial Zodiac
March 21 - April 19: Depression
April 20 - May 20: SpongeBob Memes
May 21 - June 20: Impending sense of Doom
June 21 - July 22: The Spice Girls
July 23 - August 22: Debt
August 23 - September 22: Gay Rights
September 23 - October 22: Nintendo
October 23 - November 21: Vine
November 22 - December 21: Drugs & Alcohol
December 22 - January 19: Amazon Prime
January 20 - February 18: Nihilism
February 19 - March 20: The Flayed Corpse of God
The Signs as Animals
Aries: Tiger
Taurus: Sloth
Gemini: Octopus
Cancer: Raccoon
Leo: Ostrich
Virgo: Black Bear
Libra: Hedgehog
Scorpio: Chameleon
Sagittarius: Starfish
Capricorn: Orangutan
Aquarius: Caribou
Pisces: Hummingbird
The Signs as King of The Hill Characters
Aries: Cotton Hill
Taurus: Bill Dauterive
Gemini: Lucky
Cancer: Bobby Hill
Leo: Peggy Hill
Virgo: Boomhauer
Libra: Kahn Souphanousinphone
Scorpio: Nancy Hicks Gribble
Sagittarius: Dale Gribble
Capricorn: Hank Hill
Aquarius: John Redcorn
Pisces: Luanne Platter
Meet the nostalgia
Okay, so I LOVED this movie when I was a kid… so y’all are gonna get to be reminded of it too. And if you have never seen it, it is absolutely adorable.
Aires:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
The Zodiac by Robin Eisenberg
The Signs as Superheroes
Aries: Captain Planet
Taurus: The Thing
Gemini: Rocket Racoon
Cancer: Jean Grey
Leo: Static Shock
Virgo: Shazam
Libra: Robin
Scorpio: Starlord
Sagittarius: Iron Man
Capricorn: Wonder Woman
Aquarius: Mr Manhattan
Pisces: The Flash
The signs as cereals? Lol. Please and thank you •XO•
Aries: Frosted Mini Wheats
Taurus: Cheerios
Gemini: Lucky Charms
Cancer: Fruity Pebbles
Leo: Apple Jacks
Virgo: Pops
Libra: Fruit Loops
Scorpio: Coco Puffs
Sagittarius: Cookie Crisp
Capricorn: Frosted Flakes
Aquarius: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Pisces: Cap'n Crunch
Smash or Pass
Aries: pass
Taurus: smash
Gemini: smash
Cancer: smash
Leo: pass
Virgo: pass
Libra: pass
Scorpio: smash
Sagittarius: smash
Capricorn: pass
Aquarius: pass
Pisces: smash
The Signs as Pokémon Types
Aries: Fire
Taurus: Ground
Gemini: Psychic
Cancer: Water
Leo: Electric
Virgo: Steel
Libra: Normal
Scorpio: Dragon
Sagittarius: Fighting
Capricorn: Flying
Aquarius: Ice
Pisces: Fairy
To all y'all screamin about ghost type, y'all do realize there's only twelve signs right? Where's this rock type fandom? The dark types? Poison!? But what of the grass stans!?
The Signs as Lady Gaga Songs
Aries: Perfect Illusion
Taurus: Judas
Gemini: Applause
Cancer: Paparazzi
Leo: Telephone
Virgo: Edge of Glory
Libra: Born This Way
Scorpio: The Cure
Sagittarius: Alejandro
Capricorn: Venus
Aquarius: Just Dance
Pisces: Lovegame
The Signs Bad Habits
Aries: Jumping to conclusions
Taurus: Not vocalizing your feelings
Gemini: Playing the victim
Cancer: Making mountains out of molehills
Leo: Not thinking of others feelings
Virgo: Disregarding new ideas
Libra: Leading people on
Scorpio: Bottling up anger and sadness
Sagittarius: Acting before thinking
Capricorn: Doing everything in excess
Aquarius: Relying too much on excuses
Pisces: Overextending yourself for others