BILLY MAYS HERE FOR PUSSY

I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch

[submissiverose]

Dunno if this has been done yet.

Keep reading

[pukicho]

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

[pollofrita]

……. I beg your pardon

[pukicho]

Beg

[cocaineteas]

me posing for a pic:

[toothlessbeggar]

[sibbun]

List of ancient beings on earth right now

Tommy Wiseau

Eric Andre

Keanu Reeves

[susiethemoderator]

This is Jeff Goldum erasure

[creepsandcrawlers]

Eric and Jeff are both like… Young immortals, a couple hundred years old

Keanu is a healthy fully formed immortal, a good 2-3 thousand years old

Tommy wiseau predates modern man, and has gone mad with eternity

[swagneato]

my least favorite vowel is o

[sexandshitposts-deactivated2019]

mine is u

[swagneato]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[karnalesbian]

ra ra rasputin russia’s smollest uwu bean

[karnalesbian]

i see all your tired old ‘op do you take constructive criticism’ and ‘how do i delete someone else’s post’ and ‘thanks! i hate it’ tags and raise you this, the single funniest thing that’s ever been tagged on any of my posts

[shiftythrifting]

Not really thrifted I guess, but I came across this rather suggestive ceramic cream container on Craigslist.

[jdjduebrbjdejhebehf-deactivated]

Pop that pussy paul Revere!!!

[lipstickmami]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Lmaoo

[porterr-robinson]

[slimetony]

[sarahshahipls]

I’m not sure what kind of luck the $115 frozen pizza badger is supposed to bring but I’m not taking any chances

[theweirdwideweb]

[captainfalloutfries]

im gonna kill myself laughing one of these days

[galoosreblogger]

[setheverman]

when i go shopping i only buy the essentials:

the marble statue nike of samothrace 

old-timey spinny sound machine 

rectangular mirror prism of the damned 

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I hate y’all so much

[thickdaddydandelion-deactivated]

DEADDDDDDD

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

@bae–electronica why you like this 😂😂😂

[kingrudegyalchina]

I love tumblr

[queenstravelingdarling]

This damn site