I don’t know anything about this app feel free to execute me Also I’m like Lao and Puerto Rican and agender and have a gf idk people have this stuff in their bios and I want to conform like I actually wanna be like everyone else so here it is
I dont think the fact Zanka is absolutely a fucking biter is addressed enough. No one who ISN'T wouldn't IMMEDIATELY think to catch fucking murder claws heading for their face with their teeth.
Anyways. Zanka is absolutely a biter.
In the beginning it starts out as purely a defensive mechanism, Zanka biting and snapping at anything that came too close. Of course, Jabber tested to see everything about he could. What triggered it, how hair pin was it, how strong his will to bite was when intoxicated.
Only this starts to train Zanka out of defensive biting. He grows to expect what Jabber's about to do, so he decides it's time to beat him to the punchline.
It's small things, here and there when Jabber puts himself too close to Zanka's mouth. Teeth itching to sinking into skin and muscle to teach Jabber a lesson.
Things get heated, intense, adrenaline is pumping harder than usual. The fight is close between them, and Zanka rolls Jabber to his back, on top of him. Close quarters isn't conducive to Lovely, but he can't fucking lose this.
Instinct propels his turning mind over, lips curling back on his teeth and mouth lunging, open, snarling, for Jabber's throat.
When he comes back to at the heavy taste of blood and the bitter of Jabber's sweat, he finds his teeth sank deeply into Jabber's forearm, burning magenta eyes wide with far more excitement than Zanka would like to see.
Full collection of three ocs made for gachiakuta and I know you can’t tell they’re even supposed to be from gachiakuta that’s the point they’re background characters and not at all vital to the plot just like ocs made for existing stories and such should be
"what if they fucked" WRONG. what if they ruined each other's lives irreparably. what if there was nothing left but a smoldering heap. what if everything that brought them together twisted and corroded and ripped them apart. and then they fucked.
short answer: im a hater,i hate on everything that i dislike even slightly and im proud of that
long answer: black woman and men in media have always been ultra masculinized. especially if they’re in a ship that involves someone of another race. Truthfully there’s nothing wrong with a stud jabber, it’s just that the fandom already hyper masculinizes him compared to zanka in their ship. we saw this with the hand drawing. We see this with modern AUs. They water him down to a stereotype and don’t even take an account of his actual personality. and as a black woman myself I feel like making jabbers specifically a Butch when you’re making Yuri janka feels a little red flaggy to me. now if it’s both of them I don’t care, because then you’re not making zanka a soft uwu boy. Both of them are somewhat masculine in that scenario, but when it’s just jabber it always feels a little eugh..to me. (also It can also feel like you’re trying to put specific gender roles on the ship. Like one HAS to be the man…)
As someone who used to be in the countryhumans fandom (it’s not as bad as it seems I swear 💔) I actually know a lot about world history because I had to research hella countries to learn the “lore” and make my own AU and I still love history and I love writing historical fiction and I’ve been thinking about a ww2 janka centric fic because think about it it’s 18,732 levels of doomed and toxic and forbidden probably and I would love writing about how a severe war setting would affect and change them both by themselves and with each other and working in how the events of gachiakuta could work in a real event in history and oouughhhh aghhgghh hah RAFRSFURUFRAHGRDEAF
I wrote a stupid little drabble about this picture I saw made by the incredible @galpapa . I am a hazard and shouldn't be allowed to contribute to this fandom. Please Enjoy.
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The only sound in the common room was the sound of tapping on a chalkboard. The chalk glided along the surface, each tick of it making Zanka sink lower in his chair. Jabber, meanwhile, was sitting beside him and just kicking his feet. Riyo wandered into the common room, taking one look at the scene and decided the best person to ask was Jabber. After all, Enjin was enthralled with the chalkboard and Zanka looked like he wanted to die. She sidled up to the couch they were on, leaning over it in between them.
"...What's going on?"
"Enjin walked in on me and Zanka having sex. So now we have to sit through a lecture for him to be able to deal with those feelings." Jabber summarized, snickering as he told Riyo. She cracked up a little too. Zanka just kept his head down, beyond embarrassed and ashamed. "Man, I hope this doesn't take all day. I didn't give Zodyl a convincing lie about where I was goin'."
"Raiders still don't know about you and Zanka?"
"Nah. I mean, I think Cthoni knows but if she does she hasn't said anything. I mean, we were kinda forced to come clean to the cleaners... Which I don't mind too much. I like that I get to visit Zan Zan... It's cool here."
"You could always join up~"
"... Take the no killin' rule off the books and I think about it-"
"Will you two stop bonding?" Zanka groaned, still keeping his head down. Enjin finally stopped his writing and turned around to face the boys.
"Okay! So... Riyo, why are you here?" Enjin's question just made her shrug. "...Okay, so step out please? I need to teach the boys about safe sex and it's not an appropriate topic for a teenager."
"...I'd argue that sex ed is a pretty normal thing to teach a teenager."
"...Okay, I don't have an argument for that. Leave anyway, please." Enjin pointed to the door. She sighed but did as she was told, leaving the room. As she left, Corvus passed her, taking one look at the scene and pursing his lips. Semiu entered behind him and shook her head as she approached. "Hey Boss. Hey Semiu. I'm using the common room for a bit."
"I... see that." Corvus noted, nodding curtly before turning to the boys. Jabber waved and Zanka still had his head down. "...Okay, what is happening here?"
"The boys... need to learn about safe sex-"
"Enjin. They're adults," Semiu started, adjusting her glasses as she eyed Enjin. "Is this about last night? 'Cause it's your own fault for not knockin' on Zanka's door."
"Oh, is that what that scream was last night?" Corvus asked. "Mind if we sit in on this lesson?"
"Uh... You know what, sure." Enjin surrendered. Mostly because his boss asked. If Semiu asked he would have told her to leave... maybe. Corvus and Semiu sat on the opposing couch, the secretary already snickering. Zanka finally looked up, his face blossoming into red seeing 'How to do Safe Sex' written on the chalkboard. "Alright, class. I am Professor Enjin and I will be teaching you safe sex-"
"Can't you just kill us instead?" Zanka begged, Jabber couldn't take it, snickering as he hung his head down. "Even if you just kill him, I'm alright with that."
"Me too, actually," Jabber chimed in, making Zanka look at him.
"No! I need to protect you from your hormones! Now, first of all, do you two even know if the other is carrying sexually transmitted diseases? Have you ever asked?" Jabber looked at Zanka and then started giggling. The cleaner grew offended, feeling the vein in his forehead pulse.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm like... 90% sure you were a virgin before we got together-"
"Excuse you?"
"95%." Jabber couldn't help but laugh. Zanka crossed his arms, unable to look at Enjin but more than capable of glaring at his boyfriend. "Me? I'm clean."
"Do you use condoms?" When Enjin asked that Zanka buried his face in his hands. Jabber puffed up his cheeks, looking off to the side at nothing in particular. "Zanka..."
"It's... I mean... We-" Zanka looked to Jabber for help which he immediately know was a mistake when Jabber laughed. "Don't say something stupid-"
"No condoms. Never. Don't worry, He won't get me pregnant if that's what you're worried about."
"No! That's not what I'm worried about!" Enjin shouted. Semiu got up and headed out of the room, barely holding back her snickering. Corvus was smiling and followed her out silently. Zanka was thankful they left. This was not going to get any better. "Ugh. Zanka. You have to wear a condom with him from now on. Understood?"
"...Yes, Sir." Zanka mumbled. Jabber shot him a look, as if to ask him if Enjin was for real. In truth, Zanka would probably only do it for a little while. "...Are we free to go?"
"No... unfortunately no." Enjin sighed, as if the hardest part was yet to come. It made Zanka beyond worried. "So... My main segment is about... How to maintain a safe and healthy BDSM relationship." Jabber perked up, more interested in the topic now. Zanka felt faint. "Look, what I walked in on... that was... like, what was even going on!?"
"...I forget, did he walk in before the bloodplay or was it the waxplay-" Jabber wasn't able to finish that question, Zanka slapping his hand over his mouth. Jabber didn't mind. At least, his muffled laughter made it seem that way.
"So, you two are going to learn how to SAFETLY experiment with each other in a HEALTHY way."
"This is the worst day of my life." Zanka took his hand back, massaging his temples and wondering if it was possible to die of embarrassment. Jabber was having a great time. Enjin turned back to his chalkboard, writing Bloodplay on the board. That's it, Zanka was done for.
"Okay so... The blood play... PLEASE tell me you keep a first aid kit or something nearby."
"Man, if I come over one night Zan Zan and you have a first aid kit in the bedroom, I'm immediately turned off-"
"Could you not make this worse, please?" Zanka pleaded. Jabber couldn't even pretend to be sympathetic. "I uh... No... we don't keep medical supplies nearby-"
"Oh boy," Enjin felt himself age 10 years. Zanka was so ashamed. "Okay... Okay so... So, it's recommended that treating the injuries is part of the aftercare-"
"Aftercare?" Both Zanka and Jabber asked, confused. Enjin was stunned.
"..I-I... Please tell me you two know what aftercare means."
"We do we just... Don't do it." Zanka shrugged, wincing as Enjin let out a heavy breath. "Its uh... We just... don't waste the time we get to spend together... we don't get too much of it-"
"I need a smoke, hold on." Enjin headed to the armchair where is cleaner jacket was. As he set himself up with his smokes, Jabber leaned closer to Zanka.
"...So... are we doin' aftercare from now on? You gonna kiss my wounds and make me better?"
"You would dump me so fast if I tended your wounds."
"...Eh... we could... TRY it." Jabber floated, a little more nervously than he wanted. Zanka bit his lip, thinking it over as Enjin lit up a cigarette. He returned to the chalkboard and shook his head. "I might be open to it-"
"Okay so... uh... If you engage in bloodplay I'm going to strongly encourage there to be aftercare involved. Alright?"
"Yes, Sir."
"Good, Good." It made Enjin calm that they both responded with that. Enjin puffed out a large smoke ball and crossed Bloodplay off the chalkboard. He began to write under it and Zanka nearly passed out as he underlined the new word. "Moving on. Toys."
"Kill me," Zanka begged, making Jabber giggle. "End my suffering."
"I'll kill you if you kill me. Let's murder suicide each other-"
"Settle down class. We have to talk about integrating toys SAFELY into the bedroom."
"There's that unsexy word again." Jabber mumbled. Zanka let a small laugh escape his nose but quickly covered his mouth. Jabber felt accomplished with that.
"So... I... noticed some improper use of vital instruments in there." Enjin started, a pointed look at Zanka making the younger cleaner shy away. "Now... far be it from me to kink shame you... but if you're going to bring your girls into this you have to be VERY safe. Hell, especially with Jabber! His girl's almost killed you several times, Zanka."
"He loves it though-"
"Jabber, please, shut the hell up." Zanka snapped. He was beyond red, unable to even look in Enjin's direction. He would never live this down. This was hell. "...Sorry, Enjin."
"And... uh... Do you... Clean your vital instruments? I mean. I know Zanka does. He has a strict regiment with Lovely. Jabber, what about you?"
"Of course," The raider looked offended, sneering at the leader. Honestly, Enjin was thankful for it. "My Mankira is perfectly maintained."
"She really is. You should see the care he puts into her," Zanka vouched for him. It actually made Enjin smile. He crossed toys off the board and Zanka was hoping this was over... but no. Enjin wrote another word. The younger cleaners mouth fell open and Jabber bit his lip to not giggle. "Oh no..."
"So uh... Zanka... You were choking him in there," Enjin started. Zanka hung his head back down and Jabber was just excited to see the words 'Erotic asphyxiation' on the board. Why not just put breath play? It's shorter. "That... is a little dangerous." Zanka didn't say anything, back to being completely ashamed. Enjin was scolding him, after all. "Now, if that's what you're into, alright. You clearly had consent. Jabber was cool with it but... you do know when to stop, right? What signs to look for?"
"...Uh... not entirely, actually." Zanka admitted. Jabber just sat there, content and giggly. "It's a trial and error thing-"
"Do you know CPR in the event you accidentally kill him?"
"I...I don't..." Zanka admitted, breathless. Enjin looked so disappointed. "I just-"
"So, If you accidentally went too far you wouldn't have been able to revive him?"
"Honestly, I'm okay with that." Jabber added. Enjin shot him and look. Zanka couldn't even look at him. "I know the risks."
"Even so. This is the only kink I'm going to have to ban you from. At least until Eishia teaches BOTH of you CPR-"
"I don't let him choke me." Zanka piped up. "Why does he have to learn it?"
"Just in case you guys experiment. I'm trying to be thorough here." Enjin struck that off the list and Zanka was happy those words were crossed out. "Alright. I think that's everything I wanted to talk about... Any questions?" Zanka and Jabber kept quiet. The raider shook his head. Enjin finished off his cigarette, letting out another heavy sigh. "Good... So uh... lock your door from now on. I know Corvus gave this relationship the OK but I'm still getting used to the idea of you two together... Try not to traumatize me again, okay?"
"Can't promise anything." Jabber's joke made Zanka glare at him. As they began to lightly argue, Enjin smiled. He started to erase the chalkboard, not wanting anyone else to be burdened with the knowledge he had of these two.
