THIS IS A CRAZY CONNECTION
but in the song Synopsis for Latecomers, the Johns ask "Who ate the babies?" Because it's on everybody's mind...
Now... with the recent release of the Epstein files, we obviously know it was DONALD TRUMP who ate the babies.. along with his pal Jeffrey... but... the NEW question we have on our minds is
how did the johns know the babies were eaten? . . .
the johns are actually SPIES sent from an invisible country called ATLANTIS and they are coming to destroy the US GOVERNMENT WITH THE POWER OF MUSIC AND SAVE US ALL FROM DONALD TRUMP AND THEY WILL BECOME THE PRESIDENTS. THATS RIGHT 2 PRESIDENTS!! JUST LIKE IN ANCIENT GREECE!!!!
HEY VERY DEAR MEMBER OF THE TMBC SOCIETY!!!
This is a very interesting write-in, the staff here have been very eager for me to write you back.
There's a theory I think you'd agree with, and that is:
THE "TOTALLY SPY JOHNS" THEORY:
This theory is about how the Johns are actually spies sent from Atlantis, it's currently unknown for what purposes they would be gathering information on the many people and organizations they have been collecting from.
The main evidence for this is their song, "Spy", here are some of the VERY incriminating lyrics:
"I see you from my spy plane, baby
I see you walking on the ground"
If you want to be a spy like me"
These lyrics, are of course, very suspicious in context of the theory, they can be so obvious about it due to their followers suffering from 'TMBG Fan Disorder' (TMBGFD), as discussed in a previous post.
As for the '2 Johns Destroy The US Goverment AKA Project JohnUS 26' Part, your theory seems to be that they will use the power of music to 'destroy' the US goverment and become the presidents, this, while nice, concerns us at TMBC HQ and I would suggest reaching out to our support hotline for TMBGFD, as it seems you are in the early stages of it.
THANK YOU DEARLY FOR WRITING IN!