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PUBLIC APPEAL FOR *YOUR* THEORIES!

Are you an onlooker to the current TMBG brainwash and just can't take it anymore?

Are you convinced the Johns aren't what they seem?

Are you a conspirator?

IF YES, THEN JOIN HERE!!

We at the TMBC HQ are always delighted for new members!

If you are looking for YOUR co-conspirators, we're right here!

Membership is paid for by writing in YOUR theories about the Johns, delived by the beautiful ask box!

Thank you for your time and eyes!

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Signed TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

TMBG punched me in the face after I mentioned Jerry Harrison, therefore they're inherently violent people and they actually hate their fanbase

Dear member,

We're sorry to hear this, we refer you to our previous posts (RE: They Might Be Evil) so you can get a better understanding of why this might've happened.

THANK YOU FOR SENDING IN!

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, THE TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

what are the chances that you, yes you the people persons whatever humans that are behind this blog, are actually just one of the johns pulling a prank? havin’ a laugh? JOHNING us if i may say???

Dear member,

Why this could be an interesting thought understand that theories or writings that put the staff at risk of their anonymity being stripped are taken seriously and if done again will warrant the removal of what you know of us plus the revocation of your membership status.

THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS IN!

(Despite how the staff don't take kindly to these sort of writings usually.)

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, THE TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

they are up to no good

Greetings, member!

You perhaps need introducing to a theory that is quite widespread:

THEY MIGHT BE EVIL!

"They Might Be Evil" is a theory that they are actually evil and "up to no good".

This is what we at TMBC HQ describe as an "overarching" theory, which means it can link to several theories.

The thing about overaching theories is that it has to link to 2 other major theories or more.

2 examples you can use on "They Might Be Evil" are:

The "Robot Johns Replacement" Theory

The "Totally Spy Johns" Theory

Putting these 3 together would mean that the overall theory would be that the Johns are robot spies who are up to no good/evil activities.

For those who are interested in either suggesting overaching theories or are curious about how many we have on file please consult our TMBC Hotline.

THANK YOU FOR WRITING IN!

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, THE TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

I think i have ... ACD... attractive conspirator disorder... hello beautiful..

Dear- oh my!

Hey...I like this theory...*twirls hair*

*giggles*

Thanks...eheheh

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, THE TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

I figured out the REAL names of tmbg

John Flansburgh → JF → Jay Ef → Jeff

John Linnell → JL → Jay El → Jail

Marty Beller → MB → Em Bee → [I] Am Bee

Danny Weinkauf → DW → DW from Arthur

Dan Miller → DM → Dungeon Master and/or Direct Message

Dear co-conspirator,

This...wow this intrigues us all at TMBC HQ and I have to wonder what you used techniques for figuring this out...

This will be added to the already astounding stack of evidence we have collected up.

THANK YOU FOR WRITING IN!

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

Your whole page makes me feel quite Neutral. 🤔🤔

Dear neutral comer!

We at TMBC HQ see...you are NEUTRAL...makes me wonder if you're in the denial stage of TMBGFD...

Stay stafe...it's hard to be against the grain here.

THANKS FOR SENDING IN!

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

The Johns are toons/muppets who are disguised as humans

Dear Member,

This is certainly interesting and I will explain this as a synopsis for latecomers:

THEY MIGHT BE MUPPETS (Theory)

They Might Be Muppets is a theory that suggests that the 2 Johns are actually muppets disguised as humans.

The main evidence comes from the 'Here's Comes The ABC's' era of the 2 Johns, where they mostly appeared as puppets.

It is suggested that Disney had offered the Johns a deal where the trial the 2 Johns as Muppets, as it would be most likely cheaper than the animatronic Johns (Re: They Might Be Small/ They Might Be Dolls).

Warner Bros. had attempted something similar with the appearance of the Johns in Tiny Toon in February of 1991.

This all would explain this photo of what appears to be these puppets and the Johns:

We see more possible evidence of how they might be animatronics (RE:They Might Be Small/They Might Be Dolls).

It is suggested that Disney were planning to phase out the animatronic Johns due to their cost.

We at TMBC HQ have been and are contining to investigate this theory, along with many others!

THANKS FOR WRITING IN!

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, THE TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

what if they're not really giants?

Dear curious member,

A theory I'd suggest looking into would be the:

'They Might Be Small' Theory

This theory states that the Johns are actually small, rather than what their name suggests.

An offshoot of this theory exists, called the "They Might Be Dolls" theory.

EVIDENCE:

PICTURES:

Notice how they almost seem...like dolls in a playhouse...

How stiff they are, posed like they have doll joints...

SUSPICIOUS...Isn't it?

How...doll-like they are.

EXPLAINING HOW THEY PERFORM LIVE WITHIN THIS THEORY:

It is explained in this theory that life sized animatronics of the Johns exist, suggesting multiple fractured versions of the Johns themselves.

This is how they would perform live, and it explains why they tend to lie (ie: They Might Be Lies theory) in interviews as each version of the Johns you view in every different interview are seperate, custom animatronics.

Who these animatronics are built by is unknown; our staff are currently researching this.

THANK YOU FOR WRITING IN!

TMBC HQ

SIGHED, TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

The Johns brainwashed me into memorizing all the lyrics, please help!!!

Dear Member,

It seems like you're suffering from a core symptom of TMBGFD, I'd advise usage of our support hotline and to take their most up to date advice to help you.

THANK YOU FOR WRITING!

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

my theaoryis that whoever runs this blog is secretly super hot

Hey Co-Conspirator!

Well, oh my, my, my!

*twirls hair*

I do try my best to keep an approachable look to me, it's easy to look like a conspiracist when you are one! ;]

And, as a conspiracist, my theory is that whoever sent this in is really quite the doll themselves...

THANK YOU FOR THE DEAR COMPLIMENT!

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, THE TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

THIS IS A CRAZY CONNECTION

but in the song Synopsis for Latecomers, the Johns ask "Who ate the babies?" Because it's on everybody's mind...

Now... with the recent release of the Epstein files, we obviously know it was DONALD TRUMP who ate the babies.. along with his pal Jeffrey... but... the NEW question we have on our minds is

how did the johns know the babies were eaten? . . .

the johns are actually SPIES sent from an invisible country called ATLANTIS and they are coming to destroy the US GOVERNMENT WITH THE POWER OF MUSIC AND SAVE US ALL FROM DONALD TRUMP AND THEY WILL BECOME THE PRESIDENTS. THATS RIGHT 2 PRESIDENTS!! JUST LIKE IN ANCIENT GREECE!!!!

VOTE JOHN AND JOHN '28

HEY VERY DEAR MEMBER OF THE TMBC SOCIETY!!!

This is a very interesting write-in, the staff here have been very eager for me to write you back.

There's a theory I think you'd agree with, and that is:

THE "TOTALLY SPY JOHNS" THEORY:

This theory is about how the Johns are actually spies sent from Atlantis, it's currently unknown for what purposes they would be gathering information on the many people and organizations they have been collecting from.

The main evidence for this is their song, "Spy", here are some of the VERY incriminating lyrics:

"I see you from my spy plane, baby

I see you walking on the ground"

AND:

"If you want to be a spy

Then you must really see

And you must really see

If you want to be a spy like me"

These lyrics, are of course, very suspicious in context of the theory, they can be so obvious about it due to their followers suffering from 'TMBG Fan Disorder' (TMBGFD), as discussed in a previous post.

As for the '2 Johns Destroy The US Goverment AKA Project JohnUS 26' Part, your theory seems to be that they will use the power of music to 'destroy' the US goverment and become the presidents, this, while nice, concerns us at TMBC HQ and I would suggest reaching out to our support hotline for TMBGFD, as it seems you are in the early stages of it.

THANK YOU DEARLY FOR WRITING IN!

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, THE TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

TMBG are not real, but they are a figment of all of our imaginations

DEAR EAGER MEMBER!

This is something I've heard before and there is a theory on it:

They Might Be Imaginary :

This a theory that the 2 Johns originate from the brain of a child scared of the dark after a car accident, this would explain Birdhouse In Your Soul and why car crashes are a common topic in TMBG songs.

As this child grew up they would go on to have their own family and this is where the kids albums would be made by the Johns.

It's a theory that, us at TMBC HQ, wouldn't mind looking into deeper, it would definitely explain a lot about what everyone is in the dark about!

Thank you for writing in!!

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, THE TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

they keep saying their music has no hidden messages, and sheeple online are always repeating this. I always see YouTube and Reddit comments that say stuff like, "oh it's not that deep, these songs don't mean anything." but like... why would the johns keep saying that their music has no hidden messages if it doesn't have hidden messages? it's always been really obvious to me that they are saying this to draw attention to the messages. like anybody who knows anything about psychology can tell you, people want what they can't have, and I am sure the johns know psychology and would want to use this to their advantage. Also, why do people believe them so easily? flans is especially known to lie in interviews for his own amusement or to make sure the interviewer is awake. If you fall for this I frankly think you're a fake fan and not paying enough attention. anyway, I am still working on the messages, and will keep this blog updated as soon as I decode one. I've been working on this since 2006 and I am really close with a breakthough (All I will say is that Window sounds faster when you speed it up- I won't reveal anything else about this yet though)

Dear Co-conspirator,

My my! What an amazing sight for the TMBC HQ!

As you write, the Johns would only say there is nothing to investigate if there was, indeed, something to investigate!

Of course the "TMBG fans" on these online forums have been and are actively being brainwashed by the Johns (RE: The Brainwashing Theory)

John "Flansy" Flansburgh is, as you bring up, a lier in his interviews, this is seen as either "funny" or "charming" to TMBG fans, rather than his evil nature coming out.

It also helps the 2 Johns if they make up such big lies, Let me explain the:

2 JOHNS LIES & FALSITIES THEORY:

This theory suggests that the 2 Johns (Flansburgh especially) lie in their interviews in order to obscure the real truth, since they have their fans wrapped up in accordion straps and cat pictures it's impossible to convince a victim of 'TMBG fan disorder' (TMBGFD) of the Johns' true nature.

They seem to believe the Johns due to being severely brainwashed by TMBG and related media.

We at TMBC HQ have no idea how long they will continue this sick and twisted game of theirs...

THANK YOU FOR WRITING IN!

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, TMBC HG

[theymightbeconspiracies]

Is anyone out there...? Anyone?

Dear Co-Conspirators!

I am deeply apologetic about the sudden disappearance of our staff at TMBC HQ.

BIG 2 JOHNS had threatened us into silence about our findings, we had to lay low for a while...

Staff at TMBC are working very hard to catch up on everything and to continue informing the public about what the Johns are REALLY up to!

We at TMBC thank you dearly for continued support and membership payment during this difficult time.

TMBC HQ

SIGNED, THE TMBC HQ

[theymightbeconspiracies]

West Xylophone is real!

West and South Xylophone were covered up due to unknown reasons

WE MUST FIGURE OUT WHY!

[theymightbeconspiracies]

i jsut wanna point out that re: the robot replacement theory... the nanobots vidoe and lyrics also reference waves of robots... and wait for it... a GIANT YELLOW CYBORG that kills everyone anad eats the earth. its suspicious

Hello fellow co-conspirator!

YES! You are right about this, let's look at some lyrics from 'Nanobots' in particular:

"Wind them up and get them to send a signal (Wind them up and wish them away)

To the newborn citizenship

Of the micronations

Sleeper cells awaken now

This is your, this is your time"

It is INCREDIBLY suspicious that the Johns would make this song while apparently not being robots themselves!

TMBC researchers have pulled as much data as is available for them to and Nanobots both being the song and the album's name on top of all this...raises alarms.

What also raises alarms is what Flansburgh says in the tmbg.com video:

"Children obey what the robots say!"

He, and by proxy, John Linnell want the children they have brainwashed via the music to listen to what they say (RE:The Brainwashing theory).

We at TMBC HQ believe that the "voice changer" heard in Robot Parade is Flansburgh's real robot voice on full display, saying it's a voice changer allows the John's to get away with this.

THANKS FOR WRITING IN!

TMBC HQ

Signed, The TMBC HQ