They Screw Themselves

In order to prevent confusion about who is being subjected to bafti, and for numerous other reasons, time traveling criminals that are captured and subject to immediate execution have their bodies automated against their will, forcing them into acts of sexual congress with other instances of themselves, among other activities that they would never allow themselves to take part in.

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torun kex

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John Rawling

John Rawling is a British boxing, track and field, darts and yachting commentator, currently working for BT Sport, ITV and Talksport. He has

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

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2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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this has almost 11 million notes what is this

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I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

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oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

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World Heritage Post

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January 6 United States Capitol attack - Wikipedia

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GAROCHE TARKIN DANNY WYLDE

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RIVOCHE TARKIN DANA DEARMOND

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DANA DEARMOND'S BOYFRIEND

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INVADERS CLAIMING DEVICES HERE DON'T WORK OR ARE FICTITIOUS (WHICH MIGHT INDICATE CRIMINAL CONTROL) BECAUSE THEIRS ARE ALWAYS DEACTIVATED

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F1 TRUE PORNS ON THE PLANET EARTH - TERRA

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FAGGOT BITCH CRIMINAL TECHNOLOGIES MAKING DECISIONS BASED UPON SENSORY INPUT INFORMATION RELATED TO INDIVIDUALS THAT WIDELY VARIES FROM THE FACTS OF PHYSICAL REALITY BECAUSE OF WIDESPREAD AND VIRTUALLY CONTINUOUS SENSORY REPLACEMENT. YOU DON'T CHECK FOR SENSORY REPLACEMENT BEING A FACTOR, EVERY SINGLE TIME IN RELATIONSHIP TO EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU DON'T USE SENSORY REPLACEMENT IN YOUR OPERATIONS AND DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT AND IT DOESN'T EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CAUSE OR ACHIEVE ANYHOW ANYTIME ANY WAY.

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HIDING ALL EVIDENCE OF POWER SO ENEMIES AREN'T DETERRED FROM ATTACKING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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FAGGOT BITCH CRIMINAL TECHNOLOGIES MAKING DECISIONS BASED UPON SENSORY INPUT INFORMATION RELATED TO INDIVIDUALS THAT WIDELY VARIES FROM THE FACTS OF PHYSICAL REALITY BECAUSE OF WIDESPREAD AND VIRTUALLY CONTINUOUS SENSORY REPLACEMENT. YOU DON'T CHECK FOR SENSORY REPLACEMENT BEING A FACTOR, EVERY SINGLE TIME IN RELATIONSHIP TO EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU DON'T USE SENSORY REPLACEMENT IN YOUR OPERATIONS AND DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT AND IT DOESN'T EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CAUSE OR ACHIEVE ANYHOW ANYTIME ANY WAY.

[djsoda]

HIDING ALL EVIDENCE OF POWER SO ENEMIES AREN'T DETERRED FROM ATTACKING IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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YOU ARE THE MACHINE.

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“But mostly we just want to thank the fans. You guys met us in this imaginary world we created, and we can’t tell you how honored we are forever by this. Thank you so much,” Taylor Swift wins Album of the Year at the 63rd Annual Grammy Awards

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JEFFREE STAR BANGING CHRIS CROCKER

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Ex-GOP Congressman: ‘It’s not that we are so courageous, it’s that we’re…