You have a real good day now.

[apocalypseraised]

carver: they are weak and we are strong. it's why it falls to people like us to lead them to safety.

clem: ok boomer.

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

The evil has been defeated...

[inmymusings]

It would be…

                                     ADVISABLE 

            to not

                                                                                 PISS ME OFF

[onyoursidekid]

*HAL voice* just what do you think you’re doing, Bill?

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

punching you tbh

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

off to get mah berries

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

.........totally won that argument.

[onyoursidekid]

“Well they WERE a surprise for SOMEBODY but I guess the cat’s outta the bag on that one now thanks PHIL.”

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

nooooooo berries nooooooooo

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

"I leave the office for two FUCKING minutes Bill. "

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

bill who is this farmboy why are you talking to him so much?? what does he have that i don't huh?? is it a functioning left eyeball??? is that what you look for in a man bill??

Oh no he’s on to me.

[depravedx]

ur words aren’t band-aids bill

ur words cant fix my wayward heart

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

but phil.

phil.

wanna take over a prison phil?

[onyoursidekid]

“ABORT ABORT HIDE THE MACHETE SHAPED BERRIES”

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

“Wait wait wait what’s this about berries.”

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

bill who is this farmboy why are you talking to him so much?? what does he have that i don't huh?? is it a functioning left eyeball??? is that what you look for in a man bill??

Oh no he’s on to me.

[depravedx]

well then, i guess today’s the day that bitches die

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

ok phil I sorry

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

“Eagle One to Golden Retriever. He’s on to us.”

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

bill who is this farmboy why are you talking to him so much?? what does he have that i don't huh?? is it a functioning left eyeball??? is that what you look for in a man bill??

Oh no he’s on to me.

[shesfuckingweird-deactivated202]

     ❝………❞

      Shit—-

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

Satisfaction flickered across his face in light of her silence, a spark in his eye, a twitch of the muscles around his mouth - no more.

"Just you? I seem to remember you had a few folks with you when you head out."

[crackinthewhip]

"Not another move, motherfucker, I will fuckin’ end you—”

"…B- B i l l …?”

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

"It's good to see you, Troy."

His hands remained loosely at his sides, neither threatening nor submissive. His tone remained even, as though ignorant to the gun and all the promise held in the finger on the trigger. "Wasn't sure any of us made it."

[cnedge]

        ❝… No— no fucking—❞

        ❝You’re supposed to be dead!❞

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

"You're a smart woman, Rebecca."

"You should know by now. These days? 'Dead' is a relative term." A smile, slow and sinuous.

"So. Boy, or girl?"

[theystrayedfromtheflock]

"It's been a long time."

"How have you been?"

[shesfuckingweird-deactivated202]

supposedtobeamxmsoon

Ahem, Carver—I mean, Alvin Junior.