saguaro

25yo he/they. header by me :) I AM VERY BAD AT SOCIAL MEDIA AND HAVING CONVERSATIONS, so be nice to me pls. I like Project Hail Mary, MurderBot, queerness (will reblog horny gay shit, 18+)

[w0rmsmeatofme]

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

[theywithabrain]

Genuinely say it louder. Even a lot of queer people I know get weird about poly. I personally tried poly and either I wasn’t ready or it isn’t for me, but I found myself getting possessive and jealous and also I haven’t healed from past traumas which makes relationships hard… but one bad experience won’t make me hate poly as a concept, it just means relationships take a lot of work, and I respect the hell out of people who voluntarily get into multiple loving romantic and/or sexual relationships on purpose. Whether it be triad or whatever the hell else is out there I’m not worldly enough to know about, poly relationships are valid and beautiful. Stop being weird about it and celebrate it with curiosity and dignity instead.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Fresno county just declared June to be “traditional nuclear family month” in a move that I’m sure isn’t targeted at all

[what-even-is-thiss]

They made sure to put mentions in the announcement of a lot of types of non traditional families like single parents and grandparents but not of same sex parents. Hmmmmmm.

[subspaceskater]

seren

[bisexualcreature-deactivated202]

lvl 1: the plural of octopus is octopuses because the plural version of a word is the word with an s at the end

lvl 2: the plural version of octopus is octopi because if a word ends with "us" the plural version replaces the "us" with "i" e.g. cactus -> cacti and fungus -> fungi

lvl 3: actually, that rule is only for latin words. octopus is a greek word and the correct plural is octopuses or octopodes

lvl 4: actually, language is descriptive not prescriptive. since enough people over time have used octopi as the plural for octopus, it's a valid plural

lvl 5: the plural of octopus is octopeese, like geese

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Lvl 6: My Marine Biology professor told me it was technically “Octopods” to bring it in line with “Cephalopod,” but that if the class is falling asleep you can call them “Octopussies”

[sailatina3]

This is how people talk about HRT.

[moomoogothgf]

What every politician talking about medicine sounds like

[kokica1]

We always talk about how Stratt is haunted by Grace's screams and cries at night, but what about Carl?

Carl, the guy Grace built an entire hypothesis around.

Carl, the guy that learned to have fun with Grace while doing science.

Carl, the guy that fueled Grace's addiction to Skittles and Twizzlers.

Carl, the guy that was there every step of the way until the end. And then he was forced to stand by and watch as Grace was pinned to the ground, pleading for help, calling for him of all people.

I'm willing to bet Carl is kept awake just as much as Stratt was if not more so, utterly tortured by what he'd done to Grace.

[chaserba2t]

do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Biblically accurate bisexual

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[ashes2caches]

you’re talking to a transfem and she keeps swearing that she didn’t drink the forbidden breast expansion potion. you’re pretty sure you just heard her bra snap.

[deputy-v]

@heart-in-atrophyy a GIF as requested 💋🖤

[theywithabrain]

🤤

[calellon]

the sexiest thing u can be is casually kind and unconditionally gentle btw

[pluralwizard]

they should make "i was brave at the dentist" stickers but for trans women going to the grocery store and it would say "i was transgender at the grocery store" and it would have a picture of shadow the hedgehog in a lolita dress holding a gun

[gravymegaboxsupreme]

I finished this after being transgender at the grocery store

[pluralwizard]

wait they fucking got her??? she got deleted????!?!?!?! what the fuck what the fuck

[overexcitedouppygirlsupreme]

Hiiii yeah I got too ballsy. I'm back now and alive ☺️

[pluralwizard]

Oh thank fuck

Hiiiii

[ruekastitch]

Black Miku

[deathinaugural]

[sophsun1]

The Golden Girls – 2.05: Isn't It Romantic

[transfemmbeatrice]

it's always you

[triflesandparsnips]

Okay, this is fantastic. Do you need to know anything about Jeeves and Wooster? No, you do not. Because the vid tells you everything you need to know. And also turns you feral about it within the space of a single song or single slightly slowed-down clip yes I saw that oh my god.