two disasters. one blog.

professional disasters. emotional support dumbasses. currently running on caffeine & denial.

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in the club asking people if they prefer paperback or hardcover books

[gardenofdelete998]

can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏

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Lyna accepted the drink. "I'm starting to believe that the caffeine doesn't even wake me up anymore. it just gives me exhausted jitters." She sighed.

"Watermelon works fine," she points to the now empty cup that held the sludge from the break room. "Better than that shit, at least."

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"You do probably have something of a tolerance at this point, yes," he agreed, and then muffled a laugh.

"My dear, anything is better than that shit. Pretty sure whatever that is should count as a crime. Assault perhaps, or maybe attempted murder in a pot."

If Eli did ever end up having to drink coffee, he made sure to bring his own. He'd learned his lesson the last time he tried the break room horror.

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"Tolerance is putting it nicely," she mused as she popped open the can and took a quick swallow. By this point in her medical career, caffeine was more than liquid, it was a whole dependency. It was a necessity to survive an entire shift.

"Attempted murder on a good night," she mumbled about the coffee. "I wonder who keeps making that back there."

She never physically saw anyone make the coffee. It just sorta appeared.

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[stroebe2]

How to become normal under 48 hours

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Lyna laughed. "Hey, that last guy that came in looked like the human equivalent of expired yogurt. He would've deserved unfiltered you a hundred percent."

She didn't mind insulting that particular frequent flyer cause he was a mean drunk who liked to make his visits hell however possible.

But she nodded at him. "If you're willing to part with it, I'm willing to take it off your hands. I'm lagging violently tonight."

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He wrinkled his nose at that particular description, and lamented the fact that she wasn’t actually wrong.

“Wouldn’t have offered if I wasn’t, give me like…two minutes,” he replied, and ducked away to go grab the offered beverage. Presenting it to her upon his return, he grinned impishly.

“Hopefully you don’t mind artificial watermelon flavor. It’s the only one of these I can stand.”

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Lyna accepted the drink. "I'm starting to believe that the caffeine doesn't even wake me up anymore. it just gives me exhausted jitters." She sighed.

"Watermelon works fine," she points to the now empty cup that held the sludge from the break room. "Better than that shit, at least."

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It's always inherited trauma never inherited money.

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[8nin]

i don’t have any red flags. i have a white flag. i give up

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›        FIRST   LINE   PROMPTS       

"You’re   not   on   the   list."

"Need   a   light?"

"You   dropped   this."

"Is   that   your   drink   or   mine?"

"You're   late."

"I   thought   you'd   be   taller."

"You   always   stare   like   that?"

"They   told   me   not   to   trust   you."

"I   wasn’t   expecting   you."

"You   clean   up   well."

"You   look   lost."

"Haven’t   we   met?"

"Not   what   I   imagined."

"Are   you   following   me?"

"You’re   not   from   around   here."

"You’ve   got   something   on   your   cheek."

"Mind   if   I   cut   in?"

"You're   sitting   in   my   seat."

"I   was   warned   about   you."

"That’s   a   dangerous   smile."

"This   seat   taken?"

"You're   the   distraction."

"Why   are   you   looking   at   me   like   that?"

"You're   early."

"You're   late   on   purpose."

"First   time   here?"

"Try   the   champagne."

"That   color   suits   you."

"You're   exactly   how   I   pictured   you."

"We’re   not   supposed   to   talk."

"We   shouldn’t   be   seen   together."

"Do   I   know   you?"

"That   watch   doesn’t   match   your   suit."

"You’re   not   very   good   at   hiding."

"Someone’s   been   asking   about   you."

"Thought   you’d   never   show."

"You   have   good   taste   in   music."

"Don't   turn   around."

"Guess   we’re   partners   now."

"You   shouldn’t   be   here."

"Do   you   believe   in   fate?"

"You’re   late.   I   almost   left."

"That’s   my   drink."

"I   think   you’re   in   the   wrong   place."

"Your   cover’s   slipping."

"Tell   me   that   wasn’t   on   purpose."

"Are   you   going   to   apologize?"

"Care   to   dance?"

"That’s   quite   an   entrance."

"You   always   this   bold?"

"I’ve   heard   of   you."

"You’re   not   easy   to   find."

"You   look   nervous."

"Sit.   Please."

"You   read   the   file?"

"You   shouldn’t   trust   me."

"Nice   aim."

"We   weren’t   supposed   to   meet   yet."

"You   took   your   time."

"So,   you’re   the   infamous   one."

"Someone's   been   watching   me."

"Your   timing’s   suspicious."

"You   look   like   trouble."

"That’s   a   nice   trick."

"I’ve   been   looking   for   you."

"Are   you   hurt?"

"They   didn’t   say   you’d   be   charming."

"You   always   arrive   like   this?"

"That’s   classified."

"Don’t   trust   the   bartender."

"You're   bleeding."

"You   have   five   minutes."

"Where’s   your   partner?"

"I   wasn’t   briefed   on   you."

"You   have   terrible   timing."

"I   wasn’t   expecting   company."

"I   thought   you   were   a   myth."

"You   look   bored."

"I   saw   you   watching   me."

"You're   not   like   the   others."

"So,   you're   the   backup?"

"Try   not   to   get   killed."

"That's   a   dangerous   dress."

"You   don't   belong   here."

"We   meet   at   last."

"That’s   not   your   real   name."

"You   weren’t   followed,   right?"

"We’ve   never   met.   Officially."

"Don’t   say   my   name."

"Is   this   seat   cursed   too?"

"No   sudden   moves."

"We’re   alone   now."

"Take   off   the   mask."

"I   know   what   you   did."

"Who   let   you   in?"

"You’re   prettier   in   person."

"You’re   not   what   I   expected."

"You   shouldn’t   smile   like   that."

"Don’t   flatter   yourself."

"What   took   you   so   long?"

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Tegan Trevelyan

Best known for:

perpetually grease-stained hands

black coffee at 2 AM

music playing too loud in the garage

and disappearing under a car hood for six hours straight without speaking.

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So about modern verse.

Tegan and his romance with Dorian will carry over in this verse unless we have a ship planned or he's already in a ship with your muse.

He's also reluctant besties with Lyna so having them crossover in our threads is very much possible if you want.