Vibes

29, Occasionally Horny on Main, This is where it happens. 21+

[cozycasserole]

I'm 75% anxiety and 25% silly goose

[punknarcissus]

[himboculture5]

[zantetsuken88]

Fully cold baths to cope with this suffocating heat

[twinkhole-destroyer]

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

[mouchefska]

it’s humpday and i’ve been such a good boy this week

[rainintheforecast]

is it too much to ask for friends who wanna send me pov videos of them sucking dick & cock?

[kosmogrl]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[fuglyjeans]

Have you heard about Bluetooth it's legal now

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Yeah ofc lemme just pair my bluetooth headphones to my gameboy advance and my goddamn casette player why didn't I think of that

[jingerpi]

everyone in the notes arguing about which is more convenient when the options are literally:

headphone jack - you can use wired or Bluetooth, whichever you prefer! convenient for everyone, yay!

no headphone jack - totally fine for people who like Bluetooth! doesn't bother them. completely unusable for any wired things just completely removes the option it's literally impossible for no discernable gain other than profit (no it doesn't make it waterproof)

this isn't a choice between wired or Bluetooth it's between the ABILITY to CHOOSE between Bluetooth or wired in the first place. maybe one option is more convenient For You but removing the option doesn't even help you....

[only-cat-memes]

[bettedavisgf]

My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me

there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake

[bettedavisgf]

sometimes i wonder if this person ever made the cheesecake

[strawberry-crocodile]

ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?

[strawberry-crocodile]

we have a winner folks, @some-stars got it in one

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[luciblogsblog]

[olivemargins]

i've put on some damn clothes… for now🦦🏋️

[digitalhunk]

bush… for scientific purposes

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence