thicc.exe

22 • she/her • formerly gottaschwift SAFE R&M blog (rickmorty shippers and sympathizers fuck off) • read "before you follow" • #protectmorty

[jerrysmithsexy3]

[blendinblandin-archive]

hi i miss rick and morty and i don’t want to wait two years for the next season i’m like shit man we could die before then

[pines-troz]

“The Grunkle Stance” (plus Soos screams for 13 hours!)

[evilmort]

can you guys stop reblogging from madchrison ? she draws/condones rickm*rty

[panrick]

Not to be that bitch but im convinced no human being reblogs from them their art style is so fucking ugly i dont want that ttoba lookin shit near me

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HDJDNDKFHFKFJHS

[slimegargoyle]

i’m not gonna finish reading this post because nothing it could possibly say is going to top this analogy 

[nyquilheartattack]

Does this post realizes its implying that Animal Farm is a failed piece of media

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how are you?

thank you for checking up, anon! I’m doing okay, I was riding the (emotional) struggle bus for a few days there but I’ve managed to get off and hopefully it’ll be a while before it picks me up again.

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@ anon who sent me more prompts

you are so incredibly sweet and I love you omfg!! I’m not ignoring you I just haven’t had a lot of free time today and I kinda struggle with creative writing but I’ll post them for you tomorrow!!

[evilmort]

can you guys stop reblogging from madchrison ? she draws/condones rickm*rty

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also rammegaseed please I cringe every time one of their more innocuous posts ends up on my dash

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honestly? jim hopper can get it

[yazzydream]

Rick TV (x)

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18, 58, 93?? For the prompts. show me what u got

Omfg I accidentally wrote one for 53 instead of 58, I’m sorry I can’t read, pls accept

I’m sorry if these suck

18. “It’s late, shouldn’t you be asleep?”

          “It’slate, shouldn’t you be asleep?”

          You choked on a gulp of water andsputtered, water dribbling down your chin as laughter echoed from behind you. Wipingyour mouth with your sleeve, you turned to look at the source of the voice, notthat you needed to see his wiry figure or his silver hair dimly illuminated bythe light of the television to know it was Rick. You hoped, though, he’d seethe glare you were trying very hard to shoot him.

          “How many times have I told you notto just portal into my house? Especially at this hour! Christ, can’t you atleast text me a few minutes in advance to let me know you’re coming?” you spat,following him with your eyes as he approached and rounded the side of couch. “You’drip me a new one if I just appeared in your garage with no warning.”

          “Well, that’s ‘cause if I’m in thegarage, I’m actually-I’m actually doing something important,” he replied, smirkingas his eyes flicked between you and the TV. You clenched your teeth, a thousandretorts threatening to spill from your mouth from indignation, mostly at theimplication that you don’t do anything important. In the end, you decided tohold your tongue - you knew better than to argue with Rick. You wanted to enjoyyour evening.

          “So, uh, w-w-what’cha watching?” Hedrew his flask from the inside of his coat and signaled towards the screen withit before twisting open the cap and taking a short pull. He licked the trace ofrum from his upper lip as he took a seat next to you and hastily kicked off hisloafers. You watched as they landed haphazardly on the carpet - such comicallystereotypical old man shoes.  A smilenearly crept onto your face, but the impulse was stifled when you rememberedyou were supposed to be annoyed and answering his question. You hadn’t yetdecided whether you wanted to respond sincerely when Rick reached over to snatcha corner of your blanket, ending your monopoly on its warmth.

          “What? Yeah, okay, I’ve got-I’vegot several self-defense mechanisms built into my body but I don’t have one tor-r-regulate my body temperature. Sue me.” With a final, assertive tug that yankedit from your grip, he threw his end of the blanket over his torso, leaving aconvenient gap near the side of the couch for his arm that was meant tofacilitate in draining his flask. Instinctively, your eyes rolled and youmumbled something about him being a blanket thief as you pressed the buttonthat would start the next episode.  

          Within moments, you the smile you’dbeen repressing finally took over and betrayed the exasperation you were tryingto convey. You could see from the corner of your vision that Rick was alreadyfixated on the TV and you wondered how good his peripherals were – hopefully notgood enough to notice you grinning like a fool. But with his hand resting onyour knee underneath the blanket, fingers drumming along to a new episode’sintroduction, and his body next to you providing a warmth you could have neverachieved binge-watching the hours away alone, how could you stay mad?

53. “Who cares about what they think?”

          “Who cares about what they think?”

          You bityour lip and looked away from his furrowed brow, unsure how to respond. Younever thought he’d ask you to come by his house, which you were glad for. Yet,in an unexpected turn of events, here he was, casually inviting you to come byto check out some new invention. Rather than simply decline, you becameflustered, raising Rick’s suspicion.You were in no way prepared to explain thatyou were terrified of interacting with his family.

          “Look,if they don’t like me having you over, you can tell them to fuck off. Or I cando it. Doesn’t really matter. They don’t have to know that we fuck each other’sbrains out. Anyway, Morty will be too anxious to come near you, Summer doesn’t giveenough of a shit about anything, and Beth lets me do what I want as long as I’mnot corrupting her precious children. And if Jerry - fucking Jerry - tries togive me shit, I’m gonna piss in his goddamn gas tank. Alright?” He positionedhimself next to you and draped an arm around your shoulders, using his otherhand to draw his portal gun. “Come look at my Luggage Assembler 2000, itdetermines the most efficient configuration for clothes you’re trying to packin a suitcase- and then packs it for you!”

          He’dhardly finished his sentence when the green glow of a portal illuminated Rick’sface, and you noticed as it suddenly became stern. “Urgh, maybe- maybe youshould help me come up with a better name for it.”

93. “You’re more than that.”

          “Look, we’vebeen fucking around for a while now, and you’re a good lay, I just wanna-UUURRPmake that clear. You’re a really good lay. But you’re more than that.”

          At anyother time, this admission may have been sweet, even tender for Rick’sstandards, but you were too preoccupied with being frozen in fear. “Rick, Ireally appreciate it and I would love to hear more, but can you please fuckingwatch where you’re going?

          Yournails dug into the seat underneath you, eyes searching wildly for some kind ofsolution to the fact that your drunk pilot was careening through a field ofasteroids, though you didn’t know exactly what that solution could be. Maybeautopilot - hell, maybe even an ejector seat button to put you out of yourmisery.

          “I’mnot looking for any-any-any relationship bullshit - been there, done that,fucked it up ev-uuurp-ery time,” Rick continued, making no acknowledgement ofwhat you just said, or of the rocks rushing dangerously close to the ship. He lazilysteered the ship through the asteroid belt that he’d claimed moments before wasa shortcut back home. One hand loosely gripped the steering wheel while theother was wrapped around a rapidly emptying bottle, its contents splashing outonto either the controls or Rick’s shirt with each jerk of the ship. “I don’tw-w-w-wanna do that to you. Hurt you, or whatever. You’re fuckin’ special or-or-or something, I don’tknow, but I don’t wanna kill myself when I’m around you so… that probably meanssomething. Yo-uurgh-really oughta get away while you can. Anyway, look, I gottatake a shit, so, take over, will ya?”

           His request caught you so off-guard, he was alreadystumbling into the back of the spaceship before the gravity of his request hityou. Between launching yourself into the pilot’s side of the ship in order todesperately maneuver your way to safety and trying to absorb the information hejust divulged, you couldn’t even think to remind Rick that there’s no bathroomin his cruiser.

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Angst/fluff Prompt List

Please don’t repost (stealing isn’t cool, but reblog if you wish) <3 <3

“I love you, please don’t go.”

“Stay here tonight.”

“Please don’t walk out of that door.”

“I thought things were going great.”

“Don’t you love me?”

“You make every day worth living.”

“I’ll keep you warm.”

“I’m never letting you go.”

“You meant too much to me.”

“I won’t let you.”

“How could you ask me that?”

“Don’t you trust me?”

“I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.”

“You look amazing tonight.”

“Shouldn’t you be with him/her?”

“I’ve got you.”

“I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”

“It’s late.  Shouldn’t you be asleep?”

“How are you feeling today?”

“You look amazing tonight.”

“We’ll figure this out.”

“This isn’t goodbye.”

“What’s cookin’ good lookin’?”

“Wanna go grab a drink?”

“What the hell were you thinking?!”

“Here, let me help you.”

“Kiss me.”

“I care about you.”

“You could have warned me!”

“That was unexpected.”

“You haven’t lost me.”

“Why are you doing this?”

“Don’t cry.”

“Please don’t do this.”

“You make me feel safe.”

“You’ve shown me what love can feel like.”

“Thank you, for everything.”

“All I wanted was for you to be happy.”

“I can’t do this on my own.”

“I wasn’t lying when I said that I loved you.”

“Don’t be afraid.”

“You’re always on my mind.”

“You have no idea how much I want you right now.”

“You’ve always felt like home.”

“I can’t imagine this world without you.”

“Dance with me.”

“Trust me.”

“Why are you crying?”

“Who hurt you?”

“Nothing is wrong with you.”

“You make me feel alive.”

“I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”

“Who cares about what they think?”

“Let’s go.”

“I’m not going anywhere.”

“Tell me what’s wrong.”

“You’ve always got me.”

“I’ve waited for this moment for a long time.”

“Is this okay?”

“You look like you could use a hug.”

“Did you need something?”

“Do you have a ride home?”

“I am home.”

“What happened back there?”

“That’s not gonna happen.”

“Why me?”

“I’m right where I belong.”

“Fine.”

“What do you want me to say?”

“After everything we’ve been through, you still don’t think that I love you?”

“You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”

“You need sleep.”

“Excuse me?”

“What are you doing?”

“What did you expect?”

“You’re not alone.”

“We’re meant for each other.”

“You’re worth it.”

“I don’t care what anyone else thinks.”

“I’ve always been honest with you.”

“It’s cold, you should take my jacket.”

“Just breathe, okay?”

“When I’m with you, I’m happy.”

“Going somewhere?”

“Don’t lie to me.”

“Don’t be scared, I’m right here.”

“You’re so adorable.”

“I’m better, now that you’re here.”

“I could never forget you.”

“Forget it.”

“That’s in the past.”

“You make me happy.”

“You’re more than that.”

“I won’t lose you too.”

“Come cuddle.”

“Can’t you stay a little longer?”

“It’s not that easy.”

“I’ve had enough.”

“I fell in love with you, not them.”

“You’re the only one I wanna wake up next to.”

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meh I can feel myself losing interest in r&m for the time being, I know when season 4 comes out I’ll be hyped but right now it’s hard to not have stuff to look forward to in the immediate future.

I wish I had made this blog earlier so I could’ve enjoyed more of season 3 with all of y’all.

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YOU HAVE SEASON 3.5 TO LOOK FORWARD TO

WHich actually by the way it’s going might come out after season 4 but

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BRO 

YALL NEED TO TIGHTEN UP

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Hope you guys had a wonderful halloween!! 

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meh I can feel myself losing interest in r&m for the time being, I know when season 4 comes out I’ll be hyped but right now it’s hard to not have stuff to look forward to in the immediate future.

I wish I had made this blog earlier so I could’ve enjoyed more of season 3 with all of y’all.

[sluts4sanchez]

i wanna go back to bed !!!

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

*interacts with any of my mutuals once* that’s amore bitch