it's ya girl Thick Rat

spreading negativity and fake smiles around hogwarts since '84 (I barely use this blog for hphm but im still gonna base it around that game soooo)

[firefighter01]

Just remembered your HPHM AU were MCs friends were bullies and Merula and Ismelda were good kids. Can’t believe it now came true for Ben. you’re a visionary.

They don’t call me art seer for nothing (They don’t) 

[caoimhecursebreaker]

everyone: look mc! it’s your long lost brother!

jacob: [shows up looking like a whole ass egg]

mc:

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Ben: Professor Snape, this assignment is a little tough.

Snape: So is life, and then you die.

[jokususa]

Could you please draw all the prefects having a meeting concerning mc and the gang because “ffs Felix now my Ravens are involves” & “two of yours Chester and only one really if your going to be petty. Think of me, both Weasley boys and Ben fucking Copper!” Ps, your arts supper cool!

YEs, I could draw it and I imagine it could go like this maybe!?

Bonus:

[zuulosdovah]

Bold of R to assume I know when to quit

(insp)

[dratin-dragonadetinta96]

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Barnaby: You played me like a fiddle!

Merula: No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

[docmcarter]

trust me i’m ravenclaw

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[jolynejay]

Jae: Bitches be like “You’re mine”.. First of all, I’m on probation, “I” belong to the state.

[ashmoved]

talbott: what are you doing

mc, awake at 4am, sitting in front of the fridge eating ice cream from the tub with a fork: my best

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[awkwordalex]

[kirbily]

So this popped up after I eavesdropped on this redheaded Gryffindor

JAM CITY, KEEP THAT GAY SHIT COMING

[hogwarts-misery]

[jolynejay]

R, to MC: Live each day as if it were your last, ‘cause I’m gonna kill you but I’m not super good with schedules.

[hogwarts-pastry]

*waves wand* Removio Feelingum

[yourfaveisarat]

rat pride flag, the pride flag for people who are just fucking rats

[chuckletons]

[reynaisalesbian]

okay if you’re a lesbian or bi woman reblog this with your stereotypes…..mine are blue/purple hair, vegetarian, hairy legs, art/humanities major

[local-slytherin-bi]

Andre: I like to dress in traditional Wizard robes with a current twist. A trick is to wear a patterned scarf or a striking accessory to draw attention to yourself and your outfit. My style icon has got to be Dumbledore in his prime and….

MC: