Brainrot setting in

Jolyne | they/them | Just some guy and existential nightmare in one.

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[homeofhousechickens]

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

[homeofhousechickens]

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

[pokemonheritageposts]

inspired by a recent leak, it turns out there are only 13 Pokemon families* from generation 1 that still haven't had any kind of new evolution stage, form, or variant added to them since gen 1

Which gen 1 Pokemon do you most want to get a new Evolution/form/variant in gen 10?

Spearow/Fearow

Ekans/Arbok

Nidofam

Paras/Parasect

Venonat/Venomoth

Psyduck/Golduck

Doduo/Dodrio

Seel/Dewgong

Shellder/Cloyster

Drowzee/Hypno

Goldeen/Seaking

Omanyte/Omastar/Kabuto/Kabutops

Voting ended onJul 20

*counting both Nido families as 1 family, counting Mew and Mewtwo as the same family, and excluding Ditto because that should absolutely not get any new additions

[egophiliac]

a night on the town, terrible roommates edition

(the senior citizen discount joke was originally going to be about kids-eat-free instead, except then I realized that there was no way I could picture them running that scam except this:)

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[goodfriendo]

i wonder what they're gossiping about

[jmawork]

had to draw them

[walliard]

Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[julie-su]

Of course, it’s Sonic’s birthday today! (23rd of June)

[twinicegiantorbiters]

scientist girls in their labs, witch girls in their cottages. both are oh so hard at work coming up with new types of beams to shoot at each other

[twinicegiantorbiters]

they are sending their familiars and their lab assistants to fight each other in the forests and in the parking lots

[mmmmbees]

[jolynejay]

hey what if the Word Government capital "Mary Geoise" (marijoa) is actually something closer to "Mary Joie" which would mean something closer to beloved joy or joy of the sea? in this essay i will--

[rolaren-deactivated20190821]

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

[samcsao3]

126 but make it Margaret’s pov

Side story | Read from the beginning

[samcsao3]

126

Part 1 | Part 2 | Side story | Explanation | Behind the scenes

As usual, there are alot of hidden meaning behind my works, i hope to hear your thoughts on them ^^

[samcsao3]

126 (40 pages)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Side story | Explanation | Behind the scenes

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[nitw]

compilation of penny snapcube getting scared by bad al because im actually fucking dying

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!

[melgillman]

I’m reblogging this 7-year-old comic of mine because, not only is it somehow still circulating, it just passed 400,000 notes??? Thank you, several hundred thousand internet strangers, for keepin’ this ol’ goat girl goin’ so long

(Also hi, I’m still making fairy-tale-flavored lesbian romance comics and have a new one coming out very soon…)