SCABIOR.

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[rpmemestbh]

First meetings (angst-based.)

Requested by anon!

❝Whoa, hey. You alright there?❞

❝Do you need me to call an ambulance?❞

❝Don’t you talk?❞

❝You don’t have to be afraid of me.❞ 

❝Take it easy, you just passed out.❞

❝Take it easy, I think you just had a seizure.❞

❝I already called 911.❞

❝Excuse me? Sorry to bother you, I just feel– like I’m gonna–❞

❝Have you had a bit too much to drink?❞

❝Where’s the nearest hospital?❞

❝Don’t do it.❞

❝You can’t talk me down, I don’t even know you.❞

❝Hey, watch where you’re going!❞

❝I just wanted to say, that was really unfair. What they just said to you.❞

❝Do you have a place to stay tonight?❞

❝You took that hit pretty hard, you gonna be okay?❞

❝You look like you need someone to talk to.❞

❝You look horrible.❞

❝You’ve got blood on your–❞

[buckykingofmemes]

you call it ‘a heinous violation of legal and ethical rules,’ i call it ‘creative problem-solving’

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[thievingsnatcher]

‘ a sexy boy? please. ‘

           HE GRINS from ear to ear &. starts doing some pelvic thrusts. “ ‘course I am! Everyone wants a piece of this savage beau’y~ ”

[realforus-blog]

Scabior; Page to Screen

The Snatchers are mercenaries who work for the Ministry. Their costumes needed to be consistent without being overly official. “I gave them a red, dirty scarf around their arms,” says Jany Tremime. “The Snatchers come from all walks of life. Some are more urban. We also have the ones hiding in the forest, who look wilder, like they’ve been living in the trees.”             Scabior was a Snatcher whom Tremime found difficult to pinpoint. “He’s a bad wizard, but he’s also a sexy boy. So we had to find something that could accommodate the two sides of his character-a dirty but handsome look.” Tremime observed how actor Nick Moran took her initial outfit and used it in his interpretation of the character. “Little by little, I could see that he was slowly building up the character and arrived at something that was really wonderful.”

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[neptunememes]

FIGHT ME!  //  sentence starters!

a meme request for an anon, based around fighting! feel free to change pronouns & word orders to make them more suitable for RP! contains general triggers of violence!

“  If  you’re  going  to  shoot,  do  it.  ” “  No  one  is  ever  going  to  tell  you  which  hand  they’re  going  to  punch  you  with.  ” “  Rule  1  of  fighting,  kick  them  in  the  balls.  If  they  don’t  have  balls,  RUN.  ” “  Oh  god,  please  no,  don’t  hurt  me,  please!  ” “  How  many  time  do  I  have  to  keep  putting  you  down,  till  you  stay  down?  I’m  getting  tired  of  this  dance.  ” “  I  think  you  broke  my  rib!  ” “  Fuck  me,  you  punch  like  a  baby!  I’ll  let  you  have  a  free  shot.  ” “  Or  what?  You’re  going  to  stab  me?  ” “  You  don’t  have  the  guts  to  kick  me,  let  alone  shoot  me.  ” “  Kicking  a  person  when  they’re  down,  means  they’re  twice  as  unlikely  to  get  back  up.  ” “  Punching  someone  in  the  face  ins’t  a  very  nice  way  of  saying  hello.  ” “  Let  me  introduce  you:  my  boot,  you’re  teeth.  ” “  What  kind  of  person  would  I  be  if  I  didn’t  beat  you  to  a  pulp?  ” “  They’re  not  even  worth  spitting  on—  leave  them  alone.  ” “  Be  kind  and  call  him  an  ambulance,  he’s  going  to  need  it.  ” “  Next  time,  you  little  bitch,  be  careful  who  you  try  and  step  on,  the  next  woman  might  not  be  as  forgiving  as  she  is.  ” “  My  husbands  going  to  kill  me,  I  got  blood  stains  on  my  new  shirt.  ” “  You  how  you  said  to  ‘make  up’   with  him?  Well  he  made  up  with  my  fist.  ” “  You  better  bounce  before  the  cops  arrive.  ” “  Say  that  again.  Go  on,  nothing  will  happen  to  you,  honest.  ” “  Swear  on  my  Grandma’s  grave  that  you  will  not  get  away  with  this.  ” “  A  broken  nose  isn’t  gonna  stop  me  from  beating  you  ‘til  Sunday.  ” “  Take  that  chip  off  your  shoulder  unless  you  wanna  go  a  few  rounds  with  my  fists.  ” “  Swinging  wildly  is  how  you  end  up  like  this:  face  down  in  a  puddle,  eating  shit,  with  my  foot  on  your  neck.  ” “  Step  up  then,  I’ll  teach  you  some  proper  manners,  you  little  shit.  ”

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[thievingsnatcher]

[ GREYBACK ]

‘ because   you   can’t   handle   this   pack   of   brainless   bastards   on   your   own.  ’        scabior’s   NOT   THE   WORST   wizard   he’s   ever   known   but   keeping   a   bunch   of   low-level   criminals   toeing   the   line   is   like   HERDING   CATS,   even   if   most   of   them   are   too   stupid   to   take   a   shit   without   someone   wiping   their   arse   for   them.       IT’S   HANDLING   CHILDREN:   children   with   propensity   to   violence,   and   fenrir’s   got   as   much   experience   in   that   arena   as   one   could   wish   for.        THEY   FEAR   HIM,   and   that   fear   makes   them   easy   to   control.        even   so,   he   can’t   do   anything   about   their   lack   of   skill,   or   their   personalities.        scabior,   at   least,   is   tolerable        (  for   a   wizard  )       and   fenrir   shrugs   a   shoulder   as   he   licks   chicken   grease   off   his   fingers.      ‘  you   want   me   gone,   i’m   gone,   but   i’m   taking   a   chunk   of   everyone   here   with   me.  ’        IS   IT   AN   IDLE   THREAT ?        it   could   be.        he   doesn’t   care   much   for   the   snatchers   or   their   work   outside   of   the   control   he   has   over   them   —   but   being   booted   out ?        AN   INSULT,   and   he   doesn’t   take   kindly   to   insults.

                                            HE HUFFS OUT A single, bitter laugh before resuming to sip on his bottle. Greyback is very right about that &. he knows it’s stupid to deny it. The snatchers are indeed a bunch of violent children, most of them school drop-outs with a criminal record like Scabior; but with the crucial difference that Scabior is a sly, witty bastard &. the others just have mushy pumpkins in their heads. It wasn’t hard being promoted to one of the team leaders, but keeping these pillocks at bay can be challenging. 

        “ Oi, don’t be so dramatic. We’d all miss your ‘airy arse an’ genteel table manners. ” A cocky grin twitches over his lips before he empties his bottle and half-stifles a belch. Apparently, he’s already over that skin-crawling statement about Fenrir eating a baby. It’s not like Scabior could do anything about it anyway &. his sass and sarcasm just are his way how he deals with  ‘ conflicts ’  like that. Pissing Fenrir Greyback off isn’t on his to-do list. Not now, not ever.

[xenohound]

Work doodle~

[starprompt]

MUSICAL THEATRE STARTER SENTENCES.

“A little help down here?”

“All is over for me.”

“Are you really jealous?”

“Breathe, take it easy.”

“Don’t expect me to play fair.”

“Don’t let me down!”

“Don’t touch me.”

“Everything _____ says is a lie.”

“Goodbye, love.”

“I don’t need you to love me.”

“I’ll see you later, so…”

“I’ll show them all how goddamn happy I am.”

“I’m beautiful.”

“I’m not getting any younger.”

“I’m not worth it.”

“I’m really not that strong.”

“I’m so alone here.”

“If I win the lottery, you’ll never see me again.”

“Is this how I die?”

“It was only one night.”

“Let me go.”

“Merry Christmas!”

“Now I can die in peace.”

“Oh, you don’t understand anything.”

“Please, wait!”

“She broke her leg in seven places!”

“She’s gone.”

“Some things are meant to be.”

“Tell me something I don’t know.”

“Thanks a lot!”

“The only room with a view is a room with you in it.”

“There’s a war going on out there.”

“Times are hard.”

“To love another person is to see the face of God.”

“What have I done?”

“Y’all are freaks.”

“You could use a better haircut.”

“You don’t know what love is.”

“You have ruined our lives.”

“You’ve gone too far, now.”

[thievingsnatcher]

❝  Expecting   a   fancy   promo?   You   ain’t   getting   one.         Now   stop   ‘anging   about    ——   ( ➸  S N A T C H  )   ‘em!  ❞                                           ✷              · ˚         * . ⋆ ✧                       ˚ *       .   ✧              .         *        ⋆ .     · ⋆      ˚ ✦    ⋆ · ˚                            ˚ ✦    ⋆ ·        * ⋆ ✧          ·      ˚ *                                           ✧          .*              ·           ✵                   ╔═════════════════════════════╗                                                        independent   &   selective Scabior                       camp.  │  laws.  │  muse.  │   owlery.  

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[thievingsnatcher]

cont.      /        @mostsavage                                 SCABIOR TRIES NOT to watch how Greyback devours that chicken, but it’s like a fucking accident. He can’t help but look. However, he ignores it while sipping on his third bottle of beer for the night until Fenrir makes that comment. 

           “ Ah, you bloody minger, ”  he snarls &. nearly chokes on his beer. Now, Scabior isn’t squeamish, not one bit, &. he has seen some disturbing things in his life  ——  &. Fenrir’s  ‘ diet ’  sure is in the top five. Eating children just kinda crosses his red line &. he is still too sober to be hearing about that beast’s favourite meals.

          “ Yeah, piss off, Greyback. I dunno why I’m still botherin’ with your ‘airy arse. ” No, he honestly doesn’t. Sometimes Greyback just SCARES him, &. yet Scabior still enjoys their conversations. Probably because Greyback is one of the few people who have a brain &. know how to use it; unlike many others he has to deal with lately. 

[thievingsnatcher]

‘ your words don’t mean a thing . ’ / firenze.

                               THERE IS jeering laughter. Scabior &. four other snatchers have surrounded the small group of centaurs who happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Wands are pointed at them. 

          “ They mean exactly what I just said, ‘orseface, ”  Scabior replies with a smug grin, twirling his wand nonchalantly in his hand &. sauntering around who seems to be their leader.            “ You an’ your lot ain’t allowed in these woods anymore, ‘alf-breed. If I ‘ad my way I’d just lock you up in a stable, but the Ministry probably ‘as other plans. So, will you come with us voluntarily or do I need to get a riding crop~? ”  There is more gloating laughter &. a comment from a snatcher claiming that  ‘ horse meat tastes good ’, followed by a disgusted grunt &. a  ‘ but they are smelly centaurs, you minger ’.

MEME | accepting  |  @reflectingchaos

[thievingsnatcher]

{ It’s about time I get my boy started again. I’ll try to reply to everyone tomorrow & also post a starter call. Meanwhile, feel free to message if you want to plot! }

[thievingsnatcher]

fenrir: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses only

scabior: i reckon snatchers are just as important as death eaters

fenrir, ripping off his shirt: god scabior you’re so fucking stupid