I kinda ship inori x qi x thia, how would that go down?
That’s…that’s actually an interesting ship haha.
Well, Inori and Thia would constantly be fighting over Qi. Like constantly. Qi just sums it up to sexual tension. Once he even tried to cut the air with a butter knife just to prove his point.
“He’s mine, I had him first fair and square and then you just had to come in and try to swoop him off his feet!” Inori glares.
“Actually, I remember being here first, and you doing the swooping.” Thia crosses her arms.
Qi was just sitting in the back, moving a butter knife through the air in a cutting morning.
The two look back at him.
“Qi, sweetheart, what are you doing.” Thia calls to him, concerned.
“Oh haha.. well there’s just so much sexual tension in the air I wanted to see if I could cut it..Carry on.” Qi smiles innocently.
“SHUT UP! THERE’S NO SEXUAL TENSION! QUIT SAYING THESE THINGS -”
Qi would always be in the middle. Sleeping, sitting on the couch, walking, you name it. Always middle. He’s basically the peace maker.But if they were to date he’d be sitting there secretly shipping his boyfriend and his girlfriend. And he’d even quietly encourage them to go on dates and do things together.
Thia and Inori would soon start to hate each other less and less. Though they’d both be in denial of it. But Qi knows. You fricking liars. I SEE you over there hugging. Yeah, that’s right, you’ve been caught.
At first things would be awkward between Thia and Inori, but eventually they’d grow to enjoy each other’s company. Which would make Qi very happy.
Both boys are EXTREMELY lazy, but kisses are a good motivator. So Thia has to dish them out quite often. Much to the other two’s delight. She loves them, but God damn, are you five???
Inori and Qi would sleep in together every morning, since Thia is one to get up early. Nothing is better for Qi than to be cuddled up against Inori’s chest until the sun rises. And Inori just loves the feeling of his breath hitting his neck as he snuggles with him. They’d sleep all day like that if they were allowed to.
Thia loves to call them pet names, my loves, my dears, etc. But my idiots or dumbasses is becoming a steady favorite of hers.
Inori and Qi are actual giant wusses when it comes to anything that slithers, crawls, croaks, or flies. That being said, they’d need CONSTANT protecting.
*The sound of screaming echoes through the living room*
Thia jumps up, running towards said screams. “My loves what’s wrong- er..what are you two doing?”
Qi and Inori were standing on a stool, Qi furiously clinging to Inori’s chest while Inori trembled slightly. “S-spider.”
Thia looked down at the small jumping spider in the corner, letting out a weary sigh. “You’re joking..right?”
Qi and Inori think they can have secret little conversations in their native language and keep secrets from Thia. But little do they know she understands them and hears every stupid little think they do. And one day she just surprises them by saying one simple line in Chinese. “I can understand you.” And then just walks away leaving two mortified boyfriends.
Yeah hah that’s how that would go. This was certainly interesting. I actually kind of like this. Thanks anon.
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