Dad Jokes r Cool

this blog has no real goal so heres a bunch of stuff i like

[boingoalive1988]

fellas is it gay to turn 17?

[gerogeweasley]

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

[doeofdevotion]

90% of conversations with me

[thebootydiaries]

me: who is that

me: what are you talking about

me: I don't know what that is

me: wait what

[thebootydiaries]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[thighhighsanddadjokes]

What is left

I’m giving you what is left

What’s left of what every boy and girl

Has torn into pieces and the next has tried to fix

Because these next few moments I will forget about these past few heart breaks

And focus on a new love that has blossomed into my forever love

While you kiss me with such passion a new beginning has dawned for us

One where I am beginning a new with you with a heart full of gold

♡Mbn♡

[thighhighsanddadjokes]

I wrote this so long ago and i havent written anything good since

[takarajeny]

normalize wearing teddy bear backpacks

[melonmemes]

Infinity War

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

donald trunps cake was 90% styrofoam? i guess you could say…the cake was a lie

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

am i right gamers

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey gamers am i right

[stillslush]

Todd Howard has us by the balls and we love it

[shitthehousessay]

Hufflepuff: Yeah I'm really tough.

Hufflepuff: *gets scared by text notifications when they're too loud*

Hufflepuff: *easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder*

Hufflepuff: *cries under any sort of pressure ever*

Hufflepuff: *cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume*

Hufflepuff: So tough.

[anidragon]

Every official Harry Potter source: Hufflepuffs get along best with Gryfindor!

Every Hufflepuff I know, when asked what house they get along best with: Slytherin

[aceslytherin]

Hufflepuff: so when are we gonna start dating?

Slytherin: idk whenever you’re ready

Hufflepuff: oh I’m ready, I’m just waiting for you to Slytherin

Slytherin: …

Hufflepuff: :D

[feetdavidson]

props to whoever made Heathers… like imagine naming not one, but three of your mean girl antagonists after Heather from Total Drama Island. if that isn’t inspired then idk what is lol

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

I hate how normalized it is for parents to talk bad about their kids.

I mean how many of you have heard parents talk about how tiring kids are, how expensive it is to raise a child, how absolutely awful the teenage years are?

when you decided to become a parent, you knew a baby would keep you up. you knew caring for a child costs money. you knew how hard even being a teenager was.

you knew raising kids would be challenging. so if it’s so awful and terrible, why did you have a kid? if you weren’t ready for the challenges, why did you think it was a good idea to bring a child into the world?

no child asks to be born. no child deserves to hear how tiring they are, how expensive they are, how awful they are. no child deserves to feel like a lesser person just because you couldn’t handle raising a child. no child deserves to suffer because of you.

[bombonfairy-deactivated20190421]

A peek inside my fairy room🎀

[linesnickers]

berta delica

[linesnickers]

berta delica