Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly
➵ warnings. mentions of spitting, pegging, plugs, cumplay 🥴, size kink, degradation, breeding, public sex/exhibitionism
➵ a/n. i just.. think suna supremacy!! sorry this took so long 😃
➵ s f w.
— sweetest boyfriend alive... i just think he would actually be really caring and attentive but quiet.
— probably ties your laces for you, zips up your jacket, puts your seatbelt on for you and you don’t even have to ask he just does it like he’s programmed too... </3
— gets flustered easy but doesn’t show it ! like if you press your nose against his he’ll just kind of stare back at you a little wide eyed... recovers quickly !!
— likes it when you wash his hair in the shower, always leans his head on your shoulder, feels especially good after practice 🥺🤚
— likes it even more when after, you help blow dry his hair n he just falls asleep bc you smell so good and it’s so warm..
— omg... he always makes you put chapstick on his lips by kissing him </3 n he always guesses the flavour/scent
— probably responds to ‘i love u’ with ‘aww thanks 😃’ not bc he’s an ass,,, just because he’s too shy to say it back and he normally says it in his sleep or when you fall asleep he’ll say it to you 🥺
— adopting a pet with him PLEASE !! a cat <3 he doesn’t have the energy to deal with a puppy.
— you’re the one that begged him but now he’s whipped for a cat 😐 like that thing sleeps in your bed now and it’s taken the spot on his chest
— likes to be little spoon. will i expand on the point? no.
— i just think suna wearing eyeliner is hhhhh... pretty eyes and he likes it when you do it for him too, like sitting on his lap and just staring into his pretty eyes
— he will wear a skirt for you, he’s your goth gf <3
— naps with his head up your shirt so he can sleep on your tummy or in between your thighs n he presses little kisses agaisnt your inner thighs 😞
— probably has a tiktok n ur the main source of entertainment on there </3
— has multiple folders on his phone dedicated to ur pics n has one of those like apps where you can store photos secretly so his mom won’t accidentally see ur nudes when she starts scrolling through his phone
— i don’t think suna smokes as much as ppl say, maybe once in awhile and when he does he gets super clingy and hornee
— already clingy so it’s just amplified and there’s a giant baby stuck to your side at all times </3
— into pda... he doesn’t care who’s looking, what’s going on, who’s there... he will grope ur titty and then go back to whatever he was doing so casually
— once did it in front of your parents super absentmindedly and it was so casual and quick they genuinely thought it didn’t happen, they kind of looked at each other like 😀?
— skateboarder... 100% wears dirty vans and i think that proves he’s boyfriend material
— his sister! he’d be happy if you got along with her because she’s secretly his favourite person in the world and her approval means everything to him even though she’s like 9
— let’s her cuddle with both of you 🥺 and she always sneaks into his bedroom during the night
— gives you baby fever bc she’s just a mini him and 😞 sigh it’s so cute
— has not thought about marriage before until he met you, always thought he’d be more the type to elope but now... he’s like so into the domesticity
— will wash the dishes and clean the house in trade for puthy <3
➵ n s f w.
— lazy and slow sex is his favourite, especially in the morning where you’re all sleepy and soft but so needy...
— you once asked about pegging and he said an eye for an eye and you had to let him stick it up ur ass 😞
— he’ll wear skirts, maid dresses, a bodysuit ! anything you ask him too as long as he can fuck you <3
— likes titties... any type of titties... nipple play is his favourite and he likes to nap on them after sex
— makeup running down your face, lipstick smeared on his dick... he lives for it, thinks the sight of that is just so pretty it gets him going
— he just wants to cum inside you, mfer hates condoms and if you forget to take ur birth control he just pulls out im sorry </3 you decide to get an iud instead of another pregnancy scare
— also likes to cum on your tits and face and he’ll eat his cum out of you and spit it back in your mouth he’s... dirty
— calls you bunny and gets you a pretty bunny tail plug n matching ears
— spits in your mouth and then chokes you...
— big size kink, timeskip suna is so big and beefy and FUCK!!! lives to see how much you stretch around his cock and squirm because he’s just so big his cock is causing your tummy to bulge 😞
— marking, biting, scratching.... he’s into it and especially like when you mark him up
— loves to give head, will gladly drown in pussy, he’s happy to die between your thighs
— fat cock 😐 big load 😐
— breeding kink, he doesn’t expect himself to like it but it links to the idea of marriage and domesticity and he just thinks it’d be neat to see you all swollen with his baby 😞🤚(ur iud says no ❤️)
— has no problem with public sex, if your needy he’ll fuck you in the bathrooms of a club, he’ll finger you under the table, he’ll fuck you over the balcony
— aftercare took him a while to get the hang of bc um... at first baby didn’t know what to do and would just deadass turn around go to bed and whine when you didn’t hug him
— BUT!!!! now he’s super good at it, will offer you water, a snack and clean you up before asking if you wanna rest or take a shower
— gives the best after-sex cuddles, always falls asleep with a hand on your titty <3
Osamu Miya leaving hints everywhere that he’s gonna drop volleyball for onigiris 🍙🍙🍙 there are a few hidden references here, hehe ( btw I’m a bit more active on twitter / instagram :)
Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form….it astounds me.
This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.
Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them
So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne
Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much
You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.
straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”
These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy
When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana
