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I oddly really want this ostrich pillow. Gotta love me some kickstarter.

So referring to the last post I made. No truly does mean no. When it comes to anything sexual. Everyone in the sexual situation should have consent before the action takes place or before the director yells action.

#sexual consent #no means no

So if you were wondering why I haven't made a tumblr post in a while it's because something bad has happened to me recently that I have just been too weak to say anything about it but now I am coming forward about it and it feels good. So at the homecoming game I was sexually assaulted by my school's mascot. He tackled me, played with nipple, grabbed my crotch, and slapped my ass laughing. At least he was nice enough to take a picture with afterwards. It's the least he could do. All joking aside if you are being sexually harassed no does mean no ladies (and gentlemen)

#sexual herassment #sexually assaulted #joking please nobody take this serious #mascot

SO MUCH THIGH!

#Thighster #Thigh #Not #Hipster

Sexy Ramen time.

#Ramen #Noodles #Hot chicks eating ramen

Is proud to say that he will playing the same part Jack Nicholoson played in Tommy the musical. The Specialist.

#Jack Nicholoson #Tommy the musical #The Specialist

Everything you need when you go bowling. Not really but the perfect item to have for a Big Lebowski fan like myself.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/93248140/vintage-vinyl-bowling-bag-custom

#Big Lebowski #Jeff Bridges #Bowling #White Russian

First College Callback. Freshmen year first semester swag. Bring it on Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson.

#Freshmen #Swag #Callback #Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson

The pants boner. All of us guys get them and it just sucks. For all of you who don't know what this is. It's when you sit down with some kind of bottom clothing on and the extra material crinkles up near the crotch area and makes what seems to be a boner in the pants. Now I would be fine it was like so super long 12 inch but it's not it's a super thin little 3 inch. The times when it sucks to be a classy fellow.

#boners #pants #penis #soap box #classy

For some reason the moment this man just opens his mouth he puts a smile on my face. He takes me back to what I like to call my Midnight in Paris. A simpler time I like to at least think where people didn't really care all that much about what is going to kill you. You did everything because you enjoyed it. Might I say they looked good back then while they were doing it.

#Frank Sinatra #Words of wisdom

Night everyone. Have beautiful dreams.

#Samuel Jackson #Adams Mansbach #Go the Fuck to Sleep #Bedtime Stories

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This is what happens when you start smoking pipe. You find girls that smoke pipe to be so attractive.

#Pipe smoking #Hot chick

So in 2014 a live action version of the tale Sleeping Beauty will be coming out and I am so excited. The Sleeping Beauty tale told from the point of view of Maleficent played by the lovely and sexy Angelina Jolie.

#Angelina Jolie #Sleeping Beauty #2014 #Maleficent

Me in ten years.

#Hugh Neutron

"The cute ones are always hiding behind the glasses."-Yours Truly

Happy ten months sugar booger.

#Cute girls #Glasses #Cute girls wearing glasses #<3

Doodle. Do the doodle. Do the doodle dance.

#Paul Ryan #Doodling #PB&J Otters

Top 5 best movie scene in the history of Hollywood.

#Reservoir Dogs #Best Scene #quentin tarantino

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