This is a side-blog for disgusting, silly, and embarrassing kinks It knows are too much for Its other blogs. Everything posted here is posted without shame purely for Its pleasure.
This place isn't real, the things we do here are not real. We are only playing pretend.
Thing has had this body for 30 years. Unless you've had yours for at least 20, don't expect to play with It. If you're under 18, or don't have your age on your blog, expect to be blocked.
It/Its pronouns, male bodied, female when It feels female, male when It feels male. Pansexual, will fuck anything with a hole, will sometimes try to fuck things without holes.
Exclusively Dominant, heavily top-leaning verse, Thing only bottoms for pathetic cocks, or as a reward for submissives who have really earned something special 🧡
Let It sniff your hand: https://pleasepraise.me/Thing
Kinks:
[This blog is for things I expect people not to like, unless you're okay with everything on this list, consider blocking this blog. Everything here will be posted frequently and will be untagged]
Dubcon/Rape Play, It listens to your loins, not your mouth.
Ferals, It is an animal thing and It fucks animal things.
Watersports, Thing marks what belongs to It, It pisses wherever It likes.
Anal, giving/receiving, the back hole is the best hole. Thing's ass is sensitive, play with it.
Rimming, press your pretty mouth into Its filthy hole and listen to the noises It makes.
Musk, come find out what It smells like. Huff until your brain turns off.
Intoxication, especially alcohol intox. Drink till you're stupid and wander into Its den.
Soft Vore, Thing will eat you if you let It.
Straightbreaking, Dykebreaking, Fagbreaking, Acebreaking. Thing is male and female. If you're attracted to It, you have to be at least a little bisexual, and the idea of forcing you to accept that makes It hard.
Age Play/Age Regression, Thing doesn't regress, but Its partners can. It's willing to take advantage of cute littles to get off.
Puppy play, Thing is eager to fuck puppies and other pets, but don't expect It to be tame.
Cum play, cum eating, cum addiction, cum marking. Thing cums lots and it cums often. It hats to waste Its cum when there's someone around to pour it into or onto. It is also obsessed with milking cum out of Its partners, and especially loves forcing Its partner to waste their cum.
Feet/Paws, Thing thinks feet are disgusting, a sub who wanted to worship Its feet would be incredibly pathetic 🧡
Weapon Play. Thing has claws and teeth to threaten with, but won't hurt prey much beyond mild cuts and pricks. You can bring a weapon to hunt It, maybe even wound It, but accept that you will always lose.
Detrans, it doesn't care too much what the hole It's buried in thinks its gender is. Gender is fuzzy anyways.
Anal Vore. That's not where food is supposed to go, but It does love to have Its tailhole played with...
Digestion, Thing will probably let you out when It's satisfied.
Pet Play (Thing as pet). It isn't tame, It isn't a pet, It isn't a doggy, but It might be very gentle with and protective of littles. Maybe even willing to play along and follow orders for the right one.
Hard Limits (avoid completely)
Hard vore, graphic digestion, cock vore, other vore
Severe beatings, cutting, permanent or lasting harm
Scat
Forced transformations
Rape of a genuinely unwilling participant, It has too many willing holes to bother with any who genuinely don't want It.
Force feeding, weight gain, weight loss
Rape play and age play together
Bigotry play, race play, homophobia, transphobia
Questions:
What does it look like?
It takes the form that pleases It. Sometimes Thing is almost human, more often It is a monsterous four-legged beast.
Whatever form Thing takes, It is always large, hairy, fat, and powerful, It always has sharp teeth, a long tongue, and a tail.
It always has an obscenely thick flared cock, constantly dripping, and heavy musky balls. Sometimes It has sagging leaky breasts or teats. It never has a pussy or clit, but it's tailhole can be called a cunt.
Does it want to "play"?
It is wary around new humans, but if one approaches cautiously, or degrades itself enough to show It is no threat, Thing might let them get close enough to touch, or use them as a toy, or swallow them whole. [State your limits OOC, and they will be respected.]
It burns out quickly, and is not looking for more partners than It already has. Playing with Thing once is not an open invitation to play in the future.
Animals are easier than humans, and are very likely to get mounted.
Can It Talk?
Thing can talk, but It may choose not to. It may refer to itself as "It", "I", or "Thing". The more bestial It's feeling the more limited It's vocabulary becomes.
someone should spread my legs open with a spreader bar and stick me in a bath with my arms tied above my head to keep them up and away…
fill the bath with nice warm water… work me open with a fat dildo so i think i’m getting a treat… then watch my face drop as you dump a bucket of dozens of live, writhing eels in the bath with me
they want a place to hide, its just instinct… and they start squirming into my hole already stretched open nicely for them… im sobbing and begging you to take it out as it wriggles up inside me… joined by another and another… the others get curious about my other hole, blunt heads forcing their way in, lubed only by their thick slimy bodies
i scream and thrash, but the stretch is so good as more and more squirm into me, and i cant stop myself from cumming and squeezing around them… it only agitates them as they thrash inside of me…
more and more enter me… i can see them squirming through the skin of my stomach and i’m starting to loose count of how many times i’ve cum… i cant even beg for help anymore, all i can do is cry and moan…
you tell me that they needed a tight, warm place to breed and lay their eggs, and i start crying even harder…
need to be a wolf threatening to knot the whiny rapebait currently squeezing my cock and forcing it in so deep that it starts to piss itself and moan about how full it is and it hurts etc
we mostly see canines get all the lovin' and while we love, love canines, we don't really see much of anything else
we freaking love horses - like everything about them is amazing, my goodness
horses are peak, however we can't leave out literally all the other beautiful equines out there, like donkeys, mules, zebras, zonkeys, zorse, and the list goes on! augh, I don't think there's a single equine we don't like
Holding you down by the neck and watching you scrabble against the moist dirt of the forest floor, getting your clothes all dirty, smearing your makeup against those beautifully heavy tears running down your cheeks. You look like a pitiful, pathetic mess from up here. Caught. Helpless. My body is on top of yours, pinning you down. Put on a good enough show for me and maybe I’ll consider keeping you as a pet.
i need a big group of girls to play a fun game called "how many hands can you pet me with at the same time" where they all gather around me and pet me so so much as much as possible please and thank you <3
the bunny runs through the forest quivering in fear, but the mutt catches up rather quickly; the mutt tumbles the rabbit to the ground before gnawing on its plush seams. before rubbing its puppy parts against the poor bun desperately looking for friction. the bunny doesn’t try to run but lets the mutt do what it pleases. It knows better than to escape.
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