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[things-skz-definitelysaid]

Minho, to Chan: From one hot mess to another… Get it together <3

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Jiung: so what does the little paper in your fortune cookie say?

Theo: the what in my what now?

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Theo: why is Soul yelling?

Jongseob: something about his hat, i don't know—

Soul: what do you mean my bucket hat can't hold water? it's a bucket hat!

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Jiung: you need to tell Keeho that you like him

Theo: blocked and reported

Jiung: this is a verbal conversation

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Jiung: so how'd you get Keeho to go out with you?

Theo: we're soulmates, he has to

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Theo: do you think we went overboard with the party decorations?

Jiung: nah, it's cool

Jongseob: the backyard is on fire

Intak: aesthetic

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Jongseob: why are we on the floor?

Soul: you fainted, so i sat down next to you to make people think we're just chillin

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Keeho: I am my own person

Keeho: I listen to no one

Keeho: I make the rules

Keeho: I am the leader

Keeho: what i say goes

Keeho: I am the most powerful person in the—

Theo: Keeho, come here for a sec.

Keeho:...

Keeho: fine

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Keeho: i love you

Theo, internally: say i love you too

Theo: y i k e s

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Theo, looking through the first aid kit: why the hell is this filled with cheese balls??

Intak, bleeding out: it was funny at the time

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Jongseob: you...use a lot of emojis lately

Jiung, seriously: I have a lot of emojions. I am a very emojional person.

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Keeho: since we're going to Canada, we should go over some safety procedure. Now, if i get shot, what do you do?

Intak, choking back tears: cry

Soul, staring at him with an intense expression: avenge you

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Soul: can we go to the spishy—splash?

Theo: the wHAT

Jongseob: he means the pool

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Intak: so you read my diary again, didn't you?

Jongseob: what makes you say that?

Intak: YOU CORRECTED MY SPELLING MISTAKES

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Jiung: aw look, some kid drew a funny looking giraffe

Intak: who?

Soul: *clenching his fists* IT'S. A. HORSE

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Keeho: what are you doing?

Intak: eating toothpaste

Keeho: why

Intak: it tastes like bubblegum

Keeho:

Keeho: can i have some too?

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Keeho: at my age, do you know how i'm statistically most likely to d¡e?

Theo: by the hands of a friend

Keeho: no, an accident

Theo: that's what i'll make it look like