Things About Slytherins

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things about Slytherins #159

Slytherins can never have a poker face. No matter how hard they try, their faces scream their emotions.

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OH MY GOD. HONEY. IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS. ARE YOU OK?Absolutely want to make sure you darlings are ok.

It has been FOREVER my friends! Both myself and Anna (the og creator of the account) are doing well and are still best friends after all these years! We both now have just been adulting and living life! Sending all my love to all that have continued to make this account flourish 🥰

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Slytherins who begin getting into baking due to their Hufflepuff friend(s)

This is correct. So very correct. 👏🏼

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things about Slytherins #158

Slytherins are often the punniest of all the houses.

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Hey Madi, how old are you?

Physically 18, mentally 4 👍🏼

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As a Slytherin that has very innocent looks, makes sure to get on teachers good sides (and use those advantages strategically so as not to get myself or those I help caught or reprimanded), and can flip between talkative and outgoing to quiet and shy in order to over hear or extract nessecary information from people when I need it I feel like I'd make a brilliant double agent (note I only ever use the information I get for my own use, never spread it. That would be a very big breach of my code.)

Never related more 👌🏼

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25,000+ followers!!

Woah, woah, woah. That’s seriously a lot of people. Guys we could fill up a really big arena. That’s crazy. Well to start, hi to the new followers! I would love to get to know you! To the followers that have stuck through the changes of this last year and the years before, thank you for always being supportive. You are most appreciated. Thank you guys for always reblogging, liking, and sharing your stories! You guys are the coolest. Much Slytherin love 💚

-Madi

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things about Slytherins #157

Slytherins can feel really bad for doing the slightest thing wrong to their (what I like to call) “chosen ones”. The “chosen ones” are the people Slytherins give their time, love, and attention too most! Now when they do something wrong in the slightest to “chosen ones”, (that may be being just a few minutes late or not complimenting their new hair cut etc) the Slytherin immediately feels awful! But if the Slytherin does something majorly wrong to someone outside of their “chosen ones”, eh whatever they’ll forgive you.

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omg how can it be that every slytherin trait here applies so accurately to me... good job and keep slytherin pride alive! love your tumblr! 💚

Awwww thank youuuu! 😭

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things about Slytherins #156

Slytherins will either really crave attention or not want to be bothered by anyone. There is no in between. It's either they want no one of the human race to bother them or they want all the love and affection of one or two of their favorite humans.

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things about Slytherins #155

Slytherins will often times choke down there feelings and just listen/be silent when a person is rude to them. But as the rude person keeps talking, the Slytherin plots what their next move will be in getting back at them in the most subtle or unrecongnizable way.

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Snape Snape Severus Snape...

Snape Snape Severus Snape...

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I think I reblogged atleast 5 of your posts within a span of 2 minutes. You're awesome! Keep the Slytherin pride alive!

❤❤❤

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things about Slytherins #154

Slytherins often worry so much about not being clingy, that they become really clingy

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The fun thing about being a quiet 5'1" Slytherin, is that people always talk about their drama or talk shit about their friends around me thinking I'm not listening, but oooh boy are they wrong. I have so much black mail material rn it's ridiculous 😂😂

So true

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things about Slytherins #153

Slytherins often times are very sarcastic and say a lot of crude jokes around their friends. But when a significant other comes along, they often times act cute and innocent around them. The Slytherins friends are seeing right through them of course but just stand back and smirk

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things about Slytherins #152

Many Slytherins feel very anxious when a person doesn't respond to their message/messages. Slytherins often think that they did something wrong or the person now hates them if they don't respond to "How are you" or another common message, after ten minutes. The Slytherin will often times over think or overanalyze the message that the Slytherin sent till the person messages back two minutes later. Then the Slytherin realises the person loves them and the cycle continues.