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the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

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wholedonut

THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF THESE ARE REAL IM SO MAD

usobukii-deactivated20170126

these are actually real that’s honestly just how bad the book is

thingsalike-blog

is "to the butt room" supposed to be like the bat cave bc if so I have to leave.

super-assbutt-idjit

I think my house is haunted

So My mom and I were in my room and nobody else was home with us and we all of a sudden heard extremely loud music playing… In the basement …. The radio was on and the thing is it’s so old I didn’t even know it worked fml

shoobeedoobop

Get the salt

ethereal-cereal-bitches

How I’ve felt about Oklahoma the past few days, tbh.

thingsalike-blog

get me out of here

one of the best things I have seen on supernatural is when sam uses the fire from a burning body to warm up his hands

#supernatural #supernaturaltextpost #textpost #textposts #tvshows

my exact texts to my friends while watching s1 ep3 of Scream:

“BROOKES DEAD AF”

“I KNOW YOU THINK ITS SEXY TIME WITH YO TEACH BUT ITS NOT”

“LIKE UNKNOWN NUMBER CALLS YOU AFFER THE CONVERSATION THEY JUST HAD BAOUT THAT SKDJIS”

“BROOKE IS SAFE”

“BUT THE NCIE INE ISNT”

“WTF”

“WHY WOULD SHE ASK HIM NOT TO KILL BROOKE BUT THE NICE ONE SURE KILL THE GOOD ONE”

“YOU LITTLE FRICK”

“you put a blindfold on and cuff yourself to the bed..YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF BROOKE”

“BUT RILEY AND THE NERD ARE SO CUTE”

“OH WAIT HIS NAME IS NOAH AH HE’S LIKE MYFAVORITE”

“I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME LMAO HE BETTER NEVER DIE”

“I WOULD BE LIKE KILL BROOKE LOLOLOL”

“RILEY IM CRYING”

“IM SO UOSET”

“I GATE EVERUTHING”

“LIKE WHY THE FRICK IS EVERYTHING HAPPENINF ON THE THIRD DAMN EPISODE”

“ASS FUCK LITTLE BITCH”

“WELL WHAT DID YOU FUCKING EXPECT YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT”

“"I CAN GET TO RILEY IN TIME” BITCH YOURE LIKE AN HOUR AWAY"

“TRY THE FUCK AGAIN”

“IM PISSED”

#scream #screamtvshow #tvshows #tv show

I'm tired of people saying, "that's too mainstream." well do you want to know the reason why it's mainstream? because it's good and lots of people like it.

#mainstream #textpost #textposts #rant